Reminds me of this cartoon in Playboy.
Oh, I see. You only read Playboy for the cartoons.
Absolutely. After all, there's no sex in the thing. Unless you get off on porcelain figurines. Look at those white porcelains with the black gloves they have all over the magazine. Then look at the pictorials. They air brush the latter to look like the former.
Although now and then there's a pic from a movie with a hot actress. But the studio shoots aren't worth turning the page.
edit: I only subscribe when they offer one of those 12 issues for $16 postage included specials. Since TV Guide doesn't have much in the way of program descriptions anymore, you need something to read in the can.
edit2: actually, the real reason is I keep hoping for another Woody Allen short story. heh heh heh