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Author Topic: Send Yourself To Mars!  (Read 5863 times)

4wd

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Send Yourself To Mars!
« on: July 17, 2009, 11:40:43 AM »
Fellow DC'ers, why restrict yourself to this miserable little rock in space when you can travel the solar system.....

Send yourself to Mars courtesy of NASA.

Unfortunately due to weight restrictions you won't be able to take any luggage, food, electronic devices, camera, clothes, drink or even yourself!

However, through the modern miracle of Flat Space Technology we can shrink you down and turn you into a stream of electrons that looks like your name!

We then lovingly handcut this into a microchip and then shove it unceremoniously into a very small rover to be launched in 2011.

We even give you a certificate!

So friends, Send Yourself To Mars!

MARS.jpgSend Yourself To Mars!

This is astronaut N2M400325994 signing off....

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Re: Send Yourself To Mars!
« Reply #1 on: July 17, 2009, 01:14:34 PM »
Hmmmm, now I know why no extraterrestrials ever came by here.  We sent out that thing that said Hello 450 different ways.  The aliens figured half their life expectancy would be used up just in greeting.  Never get anything done on that planet!

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Re: Send Yourself To Mars!
« Reply #2 on: July 17, 2009, 01:22:23 PM »
Certificate #: N2M400329213

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Re: Send Yourself To Mars!
« Reply #3 on: July 17, 2009, 01:23:02 PM »
Well, in this case you'll get a personal visit from one of the Martian tripods.  :Thmbsup:

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Re: Send Yourself To Mars!
« Reply #4 on: July 17, 2009, 01:58:26 PM »
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Send Yourself To Mars!
That could raise a few Snickers.

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Re: Send Yourself To Mars!
« Reply #5 on: July 17, 2009, 08:00:01 PM »
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Send Yourself To Mars!
That could raise a few Snickers.
It sure wouldn't be a Picnic.

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Re: Send Yourself To Mars!
« Reply #6 on: July 17, 2009, 10:04:43 PM »
And on your head would be a Bounty.

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Re: Send Yourself To Mars!
« Reply #7 on: July 18, 2009, 01:46:21 AM »
Although the mission is a Cherry, Ripe for the taking.

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Re: Send Yourself To Mars!
« Reply #8 on: July 18, 2009, 12:37:37 PM »
Well, in this case you'll get a personal visit from one of the Martian tripods.  :Thmbsup:

Great! I could use a new tripod. ;D

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BTW: The digits sum to the number 23! So now I have proof the Illuminatus is behind this...[FNORD] ;)

« Last Edit: July 18, 2009, 12:43:02 PM by 40hz »

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Re: Send Yourself To Mars!
« Reply #9 on: July 18, 2009, 03:01:55 PM »
Although the mission is a Cherry, Ripe for the taking.
You cad, bury that thought!

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Re: Send Yourself To Mars!
« Reply #10 on: July 18, 2009, 04:27:38 PM »
yeah, yeah don't put your panties into a Twix...

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Re: Send Yourself To Mars!
« Reply #11 on: July 18, 2009, 05:51:52 PM »
yayy a holiday, of sorts Certificate #: N2M400346984

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Re: Send Yourself To Mars!
« Reply #12 on: July 18, 2009, 06:43:54 PM »
The second stage rocket will give it a Boost but I hope they get the landing right or it'll be up and down like a YoYo.

No doubt the first dog to Mars will be a Yorkie.

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Re: Send Yourself To Mars!
« Reply #13 on: July 18, 2009, 07:52:54 PM »
Rover might give a tail wag on wheels.

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Re: Send Yourself To Mars!
« Reply #14 on: July 18, 2009, 08:19:41 PM »
I hope they give him plenty of sunblock then, otherwise he might end up with a Red Skin.




BTW: The digits sum to the number 23! So now I have proof the Illuminatus is behind this...[FNORD] ;)

Thanks to you I now have this nifty table to put inside the fridge.
« Last Edit: July 18, 2009, 08:40:41 PM by 4wd »

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Re: Send Yourself To Mars!
« Reply #15 on: July 19, 2009, 03:06:06 AM »
I'm N2M400349715 ;)