So bitcoin, litecoin, and dogecoin walk into a busy bar.
Bitcoin says, "Drinks on me!" and gets in line at the bar.
Litecoin says, "I'll get the next round" and sits down.
Doge says nothing and comes back with the first round of drinks right away. Bitcoin and Litecoin ask, "How did you get the drinks so fast?" Dogecoin says, "Because I tip better than you two."
Dogecoin attempts to buy the first round, when the bartender says "No need. Cody Coin has already paid for the first round and has been sitting at the end of the bar waiting, for the last 7 years!"