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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #300 on: November 24, 2011, 09:46:10 PM »
My addition to 'Do It' Professional Trades Guide
    Satanists do it for the hell of it.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #301 on: November 24, 2011, 10:32:42 PM »
My addition to 'Do It' Professional Trades Guide
    Satanists do it for the hell of it.

Hahahaha~! Love it!

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Dyslexic Particle Physicists do it with hadrons.

And that one was sexcellent~!
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #303 on: December 02, 2011, 04:30:13 PM »
BS live
http://www.youtube.c...ed&v=U9MGOckIzlU

That his some hilarious shit! Hilarious and true, so true.

- Oshyan

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #304 on: December 04, 2011, 11:48:00 PM »
This is hilarious!



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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #305 on: December 05, 2011, 12:19:40 AM »
Lonely Island is brilliant. Their latest album is almost entirely awesome. The not awesome parts are still rad, so... still pretty good. :D

For example:



 :Thmbsup:

- Oshyan

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #306 on: December 06, 2011, 04:16:42 AM »
was laughing out loud at some of these

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The 25 Funniest Autocorrects Of DYAC’s First Year

e.g.

killed-her.jpg
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #307 on: December 06, 2011, 02:36:01 PM »
"Mummy, how does the EU bailout package work?"
Spoiler
It  is a slow day in a dusty little Greek town near Thessaloniki . The sun is  beating down and the streets are deserted. Times are tough, everybody is in  debt, and everybody lives on credit.

On this  particular day, a rich German tourist called Angela Merkle' is driving through  the town, stops at the local hotel and lays a €100 note on the desk, telling  the hotel owner she wants to inspect the rooms upstairs in order to pick one  to spend the night.

The owner  gives her some keys and, as soon as the visitor has walked upstairs, the  hotelier grabs the €100 note and runs next door to pay his debt to the  butcher.

The butcher  takes the €100 note and runs down the street to repay his debt to the pig  farmer.

The pig farmer  takes the €100 note and heads off to pay his bill at the supplier of feed and  fuel.

The  guy at the Farmers' Co-op takes the €100 note and runs to pay his drinks bill  at the pub.

The publican  slips the money along to the local prostitute drinking at the bar, who has  also been facing hard times and has had to offer him "services" on  credit.

The hooker  then rushes to the hotel and pays off her room bill to the hotel owner with  the €100 note.

The hotel  proprietor then places the €100 note back on the counter so the rich traveller  will not suspect anything.

At that moment  the German traveller comes down the stairs, picks up the €100 note, states  that the rooms are not satisfactory, pockets the money, and leaves town.

No one  produced anything. No one earned anything. However, the whole town is now out  of debt and looking to the future with a lot more optimism.

That is how  the EU bailout package works!


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #308 on: December 06, 2011, 02:43:00 PM »
This is a useful financial intro to how the sub-prime market works:
Subprime primer - subprime mortgages.pdf

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #309 on: December 06, 2011, 03:01:39 PM »
There is an excellent YouTube video explanation of the sub-prime crisis as well:
Bird and Fortune - Subprime Crisis

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #310 on: December 19, 2011, 05:42:51 PM »
I buy landscape paintings at yard sales and Goodwill.  And then paint monsters into them.



Check out the rest in the Involuntary Collaborations album on Imgur.


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #311 on: December 19, 2011, 06:42:35 PM »
Rajnikath is like chuck noris in india. Here's one joke on him :D


http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/9716/72rajnikanth.jpg
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #312 on: December 20, 2011, 06:30:27 AM »
^ Rajnikath 1.25 million x :up:
:D


I buy landscape paintings at yard sales and Goodwill.  And then paint monsters into them.

they're great!
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #313 on: December 26, 2011, 07:30:39 AM »
Slow Down Music - Where I commit thought crimes...

Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong. - John Diefenbaker

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #315 on: December 29, 2011, 09:46:13 PM »
This story is truly nutty:

http://www.dailymail...ml?ito=feeds-newsxml

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Gentlemen look away: Angler snares deadly fish that killed two men by biting off their testicles
Angler wrestled 40lb monster on to the floor of his boat and opened its snapping jaws with his naked hands
Pacu fish boasts impressive set of man-like molars, which tear off testicles of unwitting fishermen

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #316 on: January 04, 2012, 12:11:24 PM »
More funny stories:

http://www.inquisitr...hel-pimpin-for-paul/

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Ron Paul, known for his Libertarian views, has picked up a new endorsement. The Moonlite Bunny Ranch, a Nevada brothel has begun a campaign they are calling “Pimpin for Paul”

The owner of the Brothel, Dennis Hof said in a statement

“We decided to go with the guy that’s more about state’s rights — and that’s Ron Paul,”

Hof did a survey of 500 prostitutes to see which candidate they wanted to support, and the results were close between Ron Paul and Newt Gingrich.

:P
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #317 on: January 05, 2012, 05:36:29 AM »
I found this very cute:

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/BK/

BK.jpg

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #318 on: January 08, 2012, 07:44:21 AM »
Just came across this.
A beautifully simplified explanation of the underlying concepts: DEBT LIMIT - A GUIDE TO AMERICAN FEDERAL DEBT MADE EASY.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #319 on: January 08, 2012, 08:10:11 AM »
Just came across this.
A beautifully simplified explanation of the underlying concepts: DEBT LIMIT - A GUIDE TO AMERICAN FEDERAL DEBT MADE EASY.

That... was... BRILLIANT~! ;D



(Just making it easier to watch there.)

Definitely, thanks for sharing that one~! :D



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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #320 on: January 08, 2012, 07:26:16 PM »
Okay, since the humor thread came back, I'll resurrect an old question and try my hand at an answer.

BTW - What is it with Hindi pop that makes it so damn catchy? 

Here is your reference link to a typical Indian meme song. Tunak Tunak Tun. (Not a joke link.) http://www.youtube.c.../watch?v=-bAN7Ts0xBo

Here we go:

Have you noticed, are you asking why, Indian songs are, stuck in your head, Todayyyyyyyyyy?
I may know why, I can try to say, it's in several things, about the soooooooooong.

Words per minute, more than twenty in 5 seconds, all American songs average about niiiiiiiiine.
Quad-repeated phrases, Grouped in pairs, Merged into Triples, Bound with String!

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #321 on: January 08, 2012, 09:58:01 PM »
@TaoPhoenix: So that's the reason!
All aspects of good poetry, I guess.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #322 on: January 08, 2012, 10:00:41 PM »
Speaking of good poetry, good graffiti is arguably just a form of poetry.
For example:
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Spotted years ago, scrawled on a wall in the Euston Underground:
    Hanratty was
    innassent (crossed out)
    inorssent (crossed out)
    anascent (crossed out)
    guilty.


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #323 on: January 11, 2012, 08:34:25 PM »
A friend sent me this today:
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10 years ago Bob Hope died. 5 years ago Johnny Cash died. A couple of months ago Steve Jobs died. A few weeks ago Jimmy Saville died. Now we have no Hope, no Cash, no Jobs and nobody left to Fix It
 
Let's hope nothing happens to Ed Balls!

(It makes sense in the context of British humour.)

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« Reply #324 on: January 12, 2012, 06:17:20 AM »
^ this might help -

Jimmy Savile had a show called Jim'll Fix It where he "fixed" things for people (not sure if that term used in American English - so translation from the wiki page: "Sir James will bring his influence to bear in arranging matters to your satisfaction.")
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