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Author Topic: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]  (Read 417952 times)
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« Reply #300 on: November 24, 2011, 09:46:10 PM »

My addition to 'Do It' Professional Trades Guide
    Satanists do it for the hell of it.
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« Reply #301 on: November 24, 2011, 10:32:42 PM »

My addition to 'Do It' Professional Trades Guide
    Satanists do it for the hell of it.

Hahahaha~! Love it!

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Dyslexic Particle Physicists do it with hadrons.

And that one was sexcellent~!
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« Reply #302 on: December 02, 2011, 11:10:11 AM »

BS live

http://www.youtube.com/wa...mbedded&v=U9MGOckIzlU
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« Reply #303 on: December 02, 2011, 04:30:13 PM »


That his some hilarious shit! Hilarious and true, so true.

- Oshyan
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« Reply #304 on: December 04, 2011, 11:48:00 PM »

This is hilarious!

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o</a>

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« Reply #305 on: December 05, 2011, 12:19:40 AM »

Lonely Island is brilliant. Their latest album is almost entirely awesome. The not awesome parts are still rad, so... still pretty good. cheesy

For example:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GI6CfKcMhjY" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GI6CfKcMhjY</a>

 Thmbsup

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« Reply #306 on: December 06, 2011, 04:16:42 AM »

was laughing out loud at some of these

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The 25 Funniest Autocorrects Of DYAC’s First Year

e.g.

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« Reply #307 on: December 06, 2011, 02:36:01 PM »

"Mummy, how does the EU bailout package work?"
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« Reply #308 on: December 06, 2011, 02:43:00 PM »

This is a useful financial intro to how the sub-prime market works:
Subprime primer - subprime mortgages.pdf
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« Reply #309 on: December 06, 2011, 03:01:39 PM »

There is an excellent YouTube video explanation of the sub-prime crisis as well:
Bird and Fortune - Subprime Crisis
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« Reply #310 on: December 19, 2011, 05:42:51 PM »

I buy landscape paintings at yard sales and Goodwill.  And then paint monsters into them.



Check out the rest in the Involuntary Collaborations album on Imgur.
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« Reply #311 on: December 19, 2011, 06:42:35 PM »

Rajnikath is like chuck noris in india. Here's one joke on him cheesy


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« Reply #312 on: December 20, 2011, 06:30:27 AM »

^ Rajnikath 1.25 million x thumbs up
cheesy


I buy landscape paintings at yard sales and Goodwill.  And then paint monsters into them.

they're great!
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« Reply #313 on: December 26, 2011, 07:30:39 AM »

Just came across this:

http://truththeory.com/2011/12/26/dear-pirates/



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« Reply #314 on: December 26, 2011, 04:19:37 PM »

What a nice hit list cheesy
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« Reply #315 on: December 29, 2011, 09:46:13 PM »

This story is truly nutty:

http://www.dailymail.co.u...es.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

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Gentlemen look away: Angler snares deadly fish that killed two men by biting off their testicles
Angler wrestled 40lb monster on to the floor of his boat and opened its snapping jaws with his naked hands
Pacu fish boasts impressive set of man-like molars, which tear off testicles of unwitting fishermen

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« Reply #316 on: January 04, 2012, 12:11:24 PM »

More funny stories:

http://www.inquisitr.com/...-brothel-pimpin-for-paul/



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Ron Paul, known for his Libertarian views, has picked up a new endorsement. The Moonlite Bunny Ranch, a Nevada brothel has begun a campaign they are calling “Pimpin for Paul”

The owner of the Brothel, Dennis Hof said in a statement

“We decided to go with the guy that’s more about state’s rights — and that’s Ron Paul,”

Hof did a survey of 500 prostitutes to see which candidate they wanted to support, and the results were close between Ron Paul and Newt Gingrich.

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« Reply #317 on: January 05, 2012, 05:36:29 AM »

I found this very cute:

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/BK/



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« Reply #318 on: January 08, 2012, 07:44:21 AM »

Just came across this.
A beautifully simplified explanation of the underlying concepts: DEBT LIMIT - A GUIDE TO AMERICAN FEDERAL DEBT MADE EASY.
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« Reply #319 on: January 08, 2012, 08:10:11 AM »

Just came across this.
A beautifully simplified explanation of the underlying concepts: DEBT LIMIT - A GUIDE TO AMERICAN FEDERAL DEBT MADE EASY.

That... was... BRILLIANT~! Grin

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Li0no7O9zmE" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Li0no7O9zmE</a>

(Just making it easier to watch there.)

Definitely, thanks for sharing that one~! cheesy



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« Reply #320 on: January 08, 2012, 07:26:16 PM »

Okay, since the humor thread came back, I'll resurrect an old question and try my hand at an answer.

BTW - What is it with Hindi pop that makes it so damn catchy? 

Here is your reference link to a typical Indian meme song. Tunak Tunak Tun. (Not a joke link.) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bAN7Ts0xBo

Here we go:

Have you noticed, are you asking why, Indian songs are, stuck in your head, Todayyyyyyyyyy?
I may know why, I can try to say, it's in several things, about the soooooooooong.

Words per minute, more than twenty in 5 seconds, all American songs average about niiiiiiiiine.
Quad-repeated phrases, Grouped in pairs, Merged into Triples, Bound with String!
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« Reply #321 on: January 08, 2012, 09:58:01 PM »

@TaoPhoenix: So that's the reason!
All aspects of good poetry, I guess.
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« Reply #322 on: January 08, 2012, 10:00:41 PM »

Speaking of good poetry, good graffiti is arguably just a form of poetry.
For example:
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    Hanratty was
    innassent (crossed out)
    inorssent (crossed out)
    anascent (crossed out)
    guilty.

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« Reply #323 on: January 11, 2012, 08:34:25 PM »

A friend sent me this today:
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10 years ago Bob Hope died. 5 years ago Johnny Cash died. A couple of months ago Steve Jobs died. A few weeks ago Jimmy Saville died. Now we have no Hope, no Cash, no Jobs and nobody left to Fix It
 
Let's hope nothing happens to Ed Balls!

(It makes sense in the context of British humour.)
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« Reply #324 on: January 12, 2012, 06:17:20 AM »

^ this might help -

Jimmy Savile had a show called Jim'll Fix It where he "fixed" things for people (not sure if that term used in American English - so translation from the wiki page: "Sir James will bring his influence to bear in arranging matters to your satisfaction.")
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