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« Reply #300 on: November 24, 2011, 09:46:10 PM » |
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My addition to 'Do It' Professional Trades Guide
Satanists do it for the hell of it. |
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« Reply #301 on: November 24, 2011, 10:32:42 PM » |
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Hahahaha~! Love it! Dyslexic Particle Physicists do it with hadrons. And that one was sexcellent~! |
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« Reply #302 on: December 02, 2011, 11:10:11 AM » |
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« Reply #303 on: December 02, 2011, 04:30:13 PM » |
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That his some hilarious shit! Hilarious and true, so true. - Oshyan |
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« Reply #304 on: December 04, 2011, 11:48:00 PM » |
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This is hilarious! |
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« Reply #305 on: December 05, 2011, 12:19:40 AM » |
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Lonely Island is brilliant. Their latest album is almost entirely awesome. The not awesome parts are still rad, so... still pretty good.  For example:  - Oshyan |
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« Reply #306 on: December 06, 2011, 04:16:42 AM » |
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« Reply #307 on: December 06, 2011, 02:36:01 PM » |
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"Mummy, how does the EU bailout package work?"It is a slow day in a dusty little Greek town near Thessaloniki . The sun is beating down and the streets are deserted. Times are tough, everybody is in debt, and everybody lives on credit.
On this particular day, a rich German tourist called Angela Merkle' is driving through the town, stops at the local hotel and lays a €100 note on the desk, telling the hotel owner she wants to inspect the rooms upstairs in order to pick one to spend the night.
The owner gives her some keys and, as soon as the visitor has walked upstairs, the hotelier grabs the €100 note and runs next door to pay his debt to the butcher.
The butcher takes the €100 note and runs down the street to repay his debt to the pig farmer.
The pig farmer takes the €100 note and heads off to pay his bill at the supplier of feed and fuel.
The guy at the Farmers' Co-op takes the €100 note and runs to pay his drinks bill at the pub.
The publican slips the money along to the local prostitute drinking at the bar, who has also been facing hard times and has had to offer him "services" on credit.
The hooker then rushes to the hotel and pays off her room bill to the hotel owner with the €100 note.
The hotel proprietor then places the €100 note back on the counter so the rich traveller will not suspect anything.
At that moment the German traveller comes down the stairs, picks up the €100 note, states that the rooms are not satisfactory, pockets the money, and leaves town.
No one produced anything. No one earned anything. However, the whole town is now out of debt and looking to the future with a lot more optimism.
That is how the EU bailout package works!
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« Reply #310 on: December 19, 2011, 05:42:51 PM » |
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I buy landscape paintings at yard sales and Goodwill. And then paint monsters into them.  Check out the rest in the Involuntary Collaborations album on Imgur. |
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« Reply #312 on: December 20, 2011, 06:30:27 AM » |
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^ Rajnikath 1.25 million x  I buy landscape paintings at yard sales and Goodwill. And then paint monsters into them. they're great! |
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« Reply #313 on: December 26, 2011, 07:30:39 AM » |
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« Reply #314 on: December 26, 2011, 04:19:37 PM » |
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What a nice hit list |
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« Reply #315 on: December 29, 2011, 09:46:13 PM » |
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This story is truly nutty: http://www.dailymail.co.u...es.html?ito=feeds-newsxmlGentlemen look away: Angler snares deadly fish that killed two men by biting off their testicles
Angler wrestled 40lb monster on to the floor of his boat and opened its snapping jaws with his naked hands
Pacu fish boasts impressive set of man-like molars, which tear off testicles of unwitting fishermen |
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« Reply #316 on: January 04, 2012, 12:11:24 PM » |
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More funny stories: http://www.inquisitr.com/...-brothel-pimpin-for-paul/ Ron Paul, known for his Libertarian views, has picked up a new endorsement. The Moonlite Bunny Ranch, a Nevada brothel has begun a campaign they are calling “Pimpin for Paulâ€
The owner of the Brothel, Dennis Hof said in a statement
“We decided to go with the guy that’s more about state’s rights — and that’s Ron Paul,â€
Hof did a survey of 500 prostitutes to see which candidate they wanted to support, and the results were close between Ron Paul and Newt Gingrich.
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« Reply #317 on: January 05, 2012, 05:36:29 AM » |
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« Reply #319 on: January 08, 2012, 08:10:11 AM » |
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That... was... BRILLIANT~!  (Just making it easier to watch there.) Definitely, thanks for sharing that one~! |
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« Reply #320 on: January 08, 2012, 07:26:16 PM » |
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Okay, since the humor thread came back, I'll resurrect an old question and try my hand at an answer. BTW - What is it with Hindi pop that makes it so damn catchy?
Here is your reference link to a typical Indian meme song. Tunak Tunak Tun. (Not a joke link.) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bAN7Ts0xBoHere we go: Have you noticed, are you asking why, Indian songs are, stuck in your head, Todayyyyyyyyyy? I may know why, I can try to say, it's in several things, about the soooooooooong. Words per minute, more than twenty in 5 seconds, all American songs average about niiiiiiiiine. Quad-repeated phrases, Grouped in pairs, Merged into Triples, Bound with String! |
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« Reply #321 on: January 08, 2012, 09:58:01 PM » |
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@TaoPhoenix: So that's the reason!
All aspects of good poetry, I guess.
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« Reply #322 on: January 08, 2012, 10:00:41 PM » |
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Speaking of good poetry, good graffiti is arguably just a form of poetry. For example: Spotted years ago, scrawled on a wall in the Euston Underground:
Hanratty was
innassent (crossed out)
inorssent (crossed out)
anascent (crossed out)
guilty.
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« Reply #323 on: January 11, 2012, 08:34:25 PM » |
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A friend sent me this today: 10 years ago Bob Hope died. 5 years ago Johnny Cash died. A couple of months ago Steve Jobs died. A few weeks ago Jimmy Saville died. Now we have no Hope, no Cash, no Jobs and nobody left to Fix It
Let's hope nothing happens to Ed Balls!
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« Reply #324 on: January 12, 2012, 06:17:20 AM » |
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^ this might help -
Jimmy Savile had a show called Jim'll Fix It where he "fixed" things for people (not sure if that term used in American English - so translation from the wiki page: "Sir James will bring his influence to bear in arranging matters to your satisfaction.")
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