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Last post Author Topic: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]  (Read 1430198 times)

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #750 on: September 29, 2012, 06:41:06 AM »
Saw a funny rebuttal video by Reason.tv:



It's what you would expect from Reason.tv. Sarcastic, political, etc. etc.

Short commentary on why I'm not embedding the original - caution - politics and note on history
While the original is somewhat humourous, I simply don't want to link to it as it advocates wholesale slaughter. That is, if you understand what is being said and know enough history. I mean that quite literally - it advocates many of the exact same policies and principle passed and perpetrated by the National Socialist German Worker's party. But again, you need to know your history to pick up on it, and I'm not really all that enthused about going over history lessons. (And yes - I know who produced it. Doesn't change things. They probably don't know much history.

Anyways - it's simply so utterly objectionable (says a lot coming from me), that I wouldn't link to it anymore than I would link to some seriously funny blatherings in a racist web site forum. e.g. As in here. Better to link to Wikipedia.

But I must say, I do like Samuel Jackson. :) He's a great actor, and very entertaining. Too bad he's sullied himself in that video.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #751 on: September 29, 2012, 11:12:05 AM »
There are some truly shitty topics, and this is one of them:

(from onlineschools.org website)

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« Last Edit: March 11, 2013, 03:02:18 AM by mouser, Reason: removed broken link »

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #752 on: September 29, 2012, 12:12:12 PM »
^ Hehe, thanks for that, Ren.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #753 on: September 29, 2012, 12:12:49 PM »
Civet coffee - right... -  If the "Fine Dining" experience that the upper crust is so enamored with seems to mainly consist of bug bits and weasel shit ... Then I'm just flat-out tickled to death that I do not have said "refined" pallet required to "appreciate" said "delicacies"..


Now a 26 foot OTOH, that's impressive!

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #754 on: September 29, 2012, 12:38:31 PM »
^ Hehe, thanks for that, Ren.

Which? The poop or the shit? ;) :P

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #755 on: September 29, 2012, 12:44:31 PM »
One Civet coffee-drinker to another: "Man, this is some good shit..."

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #756 on: September 29, 2012, 12:47:05 PM »
However, the average human does NOT poop two pounds a day!


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #757 on: September 29, 2012, 12:57:14 PM »
However, the average human does NOT poop two pounds a day!

True enough. I figure mine is 2 kg. :P
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #758 on: September 29, 2012, 12:57:35 PM »
However, the average human does NOT poop two pounds a day!

if I think of two pounds of butter, it does seem like a lot :)
Mind you I've never weighed....


Now a 26 foot OTOH, that's impressive!

there's a South Park episode about that (there would be, wouldn't there!) -oh no, wait- that was about the heaviest :D


And keeping on topic ;) I couldnt help thinking about this line from this song (youtube)

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #759 on: September 29, 2012, 12:58:14 PM »
Ooooops... Did I just say that I was full of shit? :P
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #760 on: September 29, 2012, 01:00:36 PM »
Ooooops... Did I just say that I was full of shit? :P


no comment(s) :P :D
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #761 on: September 30, 2012, 01:06:03 AM »
Some funky finger art - not humor, but entertaining anyways:

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #762 on: September 30, 2012, 01:13:47 AM »
What's that last (green) one supposed to be? :huh:


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #763 on: September 30, 2012, 02:47:46 AM »
I think it's some kind of a piggy-bank.
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #764 on: September 30, 2012, 08:49:21 AM »
@Renegade:
At the risk of too much information...¨Number 2¨ only happens about twice a week for me. Quite some time ago I did some not so scientifically accurate measuring test. While visiting a friend I was excused to use the master bathroom as work was being done to the normal bathroom. In that bathroom there was an old analogic weighing scale. Before and after I measured my weight on that scale and there really was a difference of 2 kilogram.

To me the 2 pounds a day sounds plausible.

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There are only 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who have friends.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #766 on: October 01, 2012, 01:27:54 AM »
My but how children's books have changed since I was a kid. :D

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #767 on: October 01, 2012, 03:07:12 AM »
That's just traumatizing Renegade!  :o

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #768 on: October 01, 2012, 04:14:14 AM »
That's just traumatizing Renegade!  :o

I thought it was rather cute~! ;D

Kids these days just don't understand why they are so dangerous... Why not combine education with funtime~! :P
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #769 on: October 01, 2012, 10:06:34 AM »
Do you actually use the phone part of your phone? ;D BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #770 on: October 01, 2012, 10:47:51 AM »
Do you actually use the phone part of your phone? ;D BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!
 (see attachment in previous post)

That reminds of the MVNO Ting device page:

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #771 on: October 01, 2012, 11:00:13 AM »
That reminds of the MVNO Ting device page:

Hahahahhaa~! ;D
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #772 on: October 01, 2012, 01:49:05 PM »
That's just traumatizing Renegade!  :o

I thought it was rather cute~! ;D

Kids these days just don't understand why they are so dangerous... Why not combine education with funtime~! :P

This is very popular on Amazon (read the reviews :up:)

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #773 on: October 02, 2012, 08:28:55 AM »
I just about put this in its own thread because it's just way too funny... but... here it is:



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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #774 on: October 02, 2012, 11:32:41 AM »
iPhone Haiku

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blame Sulu's iPhone.