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Arizona Hot

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4875 on: November 25, 2015, 12:38:20 PM »
The Secret Sauce Behind Dr. Seuss’s Made-Up Words.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

The Secret Sauce Behind Dr. Seuss’s Made-Up Words

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4876 on: November 26, 2015, 10:30:24 PM »
This is waaaaaaaaaaaaay too good! ;D

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 :Thmbsup:

Good luck with that!   8)
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4877 on: November 28, 2015, 08:44:12 PM »
Has anyone here gotten Post Black Friday Stress Syndrome?

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4878 on: November 29, 2015, 04:17:30 AM »
This is an amazing card trick:

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4879 on: November 29, 2015, 01:26:55 PM »
^very good Shades ;D

Apparently there's tutorials on YT how to do it -- but I'd prefer not to know how it's done.
He does a brilliant job of it and is a great storyteller.
Blokes name is Dave Duggan-- he has it uploaded here:
https://www.youtube..../watch?v=NToL0k_31sw
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4880 on: November 30, 2015, 02:03:19 PM »
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Just about sums it up I would think.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4881 on: November 30, 2015, 02:37:42 PM »
Just about sums it up I would think.

too much catnip?

(or maybe not enough :-\)
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4882 on: November 30, 2015, 09:59:33 PM »
From a Canadian comedian - Red Green.

http://imgur.com/a/yOXWe

Just click. I promise it will be worth it.  8)
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4883 on: November 30, 2015, 10:53:20 PM »
From a Canadian comedian - Red Green.

http://imgur.com/a/yOXWe

Just click. I promise it will be worth it.  8)

Didn't know he was still around ... used to be my favourite almost dirty comic  :P.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4884 on: December 01, 2015, 11:42:27 AM »
15 Funny Christmas Cards You'll Wish Your Family Thought of First.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

15 Funny Christmas Cards You'll Wish Your Family Thought of First

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4885 on: December 01, 2015, 07:38:05 PM »
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"It's all boxes man"
hahahahaahhaahah  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4886 on: December 02, 2015, 03:28:15 PM »
Practical joke.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

Has anyone been arrested for assault for beating someone to a conclusion?

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4887 on: December 02, 2015, 04:37:12 PM »
Has anyone been arrested for assault for beating someone to a conclusion?

Maybe not assault, but perhaps for peppering them with puns?

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Slow Down Music - Where I commit thought crimes...

Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong. - John Diefenbaker

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4889 on: December 05, 2015, 04:03:52 PM »
Suicidal clown?



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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4890 on: December 06, 2015, 07:59:16 AM »
Lion Tamer.
A circus owner runs an ad "Lion Tamer Wanted" and two people showed up......

One is a retired golfer in his late-sixties and the other is a drop-dead, gorgeous brunette with a killer body in her mid-twenties The circus owner tells them, I'm not going to sugar coat it.
This is one ferocious lion.  He ate my last tamer so you two had better be good or you're history."

Here's your equipment -- a chair, a whip and a gun ......
Who wants to try out first?"
The gorgeous brunette says, "I'll go first."

She walks past the chair, the whip and the gun and steps right into the cage.  The lion starts to snarl and pant and begins to charge her.  As he gets close, the gorgeous brunette throws open her coat revealing her beautiful, perfect naked body.  The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and starts licking her feet and ankles.  He continues to lick and kiss every inch of her body for several minutes, then lays down and rests his head at her feet.

The circus owner's jaw is on the floor!  He says "That's amazing!  I've never seen anything like that in my life!"

He then turns to the retired golfer and asks, "Can you top that?"

The old golfer replies, "Possibly...but you've got to get that lion out of there first."

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4891 on: December 07, 2015, 11:25:16 AM »
These Christmas sweaters will make you laugh out loud.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

These Christmas sweaters will make you laugh out loud!

Yes, Bud Weisser Was Arrested For Trespassing At Budweiser Brewery.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

Yes, Bud Weisser Was Arrested For Trespassing At Budweiser Brewery

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4892 on: December 07, 2015, 08:48:11 PM »
Angus anus.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

Jack in the Box sued over ad

An anus horribilis ?

It's a dog eat dogfood world!
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4893 on: December 11, 2015, 09:52:05 AM »


Sheee-it!
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4895 on: December 14, 2015, 03:42:31 PM »
Not sure whether this has already been posted:

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4896 on: December 14, 2015, 07:07:07 PM »
Saw this one today:

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4897 on: December 14, 2015, 09:13:05 PM »
I don't recall it Iain but something else showed from Dilbert (the disconnect tech support) so one of these months I'm gonna end up on varying Dilbert marathons!
:)

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4898 on: December 15, 2015, 01:05:39 AM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbYWhdLO43Q
Sheee-it!
how nice ;D
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This idea might come in really useful, if you didn't already know about it.
Toilet-training is something that we naturally assume gets sorted out in childhood, but there's apparently a lot of room for improvement over the traditional Thomas Crapper position.

I read some research a while back that showed that adopting something closer to the squat position (e.g., as employed in Asian squat toilets and French motorway squat toilets) made all your internal guts line up for an easier, faster poo and reduced risk of straining/piles.
So I recommended it to my daughter as she often has tummy probs in the morning before going to school, and suggested that she use the plastic foot stool that we keep in the bathroom for our 5 y/o son to stand on at the basin. So she tried putting it under her feet to raise her knees up, and the changed anatomical geometry helped her a lot and now she always uses it.

So then I tried using the footstool, and whilst I was used to always taking a book and reading glasses into the throne room for the duration (or the classical 3-movement symphony), I now barely have enough time to read half a page (and I'm a fast reader), and I don't get piles like I used to. It is very effective. So I always use the footstool too.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4899 on: December 15, 2015, 04:34:32 AM »
the throne room
;D

edit// hadn't heard it called that before :up:
Where I come from we called it the jacks. I was surprised in school to discover the same term in Shakespeare ('jakes' - Henry IV Part 1); was also surprised to find the term wasn't used in much of the rest of the country (Ireland) nor in England.
Tom
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