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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3475 on: September 08, 2014, 09:24:51 AM »
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« Reply #3476 on: September 08, 2014, 11:28:39 AM »
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3478 on: September 08, 2014, 09:24:45 PM »
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3483 on: September 10, 2014, 01:22:42 AM »
In TechDirt there is news of key Internet issues being addressed and resolved at last in the Middle East:
Iranian Grand Ayatollah Issues Fatwa Against 'Immoral' High-Speed Internet Connections | Techdirt
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...the Grand Ayatollah of Iran, who has arbitrarily determined that high-speed connections are an affront to [this particular] God.
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    A Grand Ayatollah in Iran has determined that access to high-speed and 3G Internet is “against Sharia” and “against moral standards.” In answer to a question published on his website, Grand Ayatollah Nasser Makarem Shirazi, one of the country’s highest clerical authorities, issued a fatwa, stating “All third generation [3G] and high-speed internet services, prior to realization of the required conditions for the National Information Network [Iran’s government-controlled and censored Internet which is under development], is against Sharia [and] against moral and human standards.”
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Left undiscussed is how incremental increases in speed are incremental increases in sin or how exactly an Iran-only internet would redeem "immoral" high-speed connections. These sorts of questions are better left unasked, especially in a nation filled with religious leaders that can impose and carry out death penalties with impunity.

This probably explains why I've always felt uneasy about the free rein that seems to increasingly be given for people to use high-speed Internet communications - we all have been born with this kind of inner moral compass that tells us when things are spiritually wrong, and we fail to heed it at our peril in the afterlife. I'm going back to dial-up.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3484 on: September 10, 2014, 02:16:57 AM »
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3485 on: September 10, 2014, 02:18:17 AM »
In TechDirt there is news of key Internet issues being addressed and resolved at last in the Middle East:

Just about any article in TechDirt now is utterly hilarious once you manage to get over the anger for the insanity.

But that one is particularly funny! ;D  :Thmbsup:
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« Reply #3486 on: September 10, 2014, 06:14:26 AM »
Funny or unfunny?

http://betabeat.com/...ce-bucket-challenge/

Headline: Teen Dies Attempting Risky Stunt for Viral Ice Bucket Challenge

(Un)funny part: Cameron Lancaster, 18, is believed to have completed the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge, and then jumped feet-first off an 80-foot cliff into the shallow water at an abandoned quarry, the Telegraph reports. His body was found after a four-hour search.

Hashtag: #IceBucketChallengeDarwinAwardWinner

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« Reply #3487 on: September 10, 2014, 06:40:44 AM »
Hashtag: #IceBucketChallengeDarwinAwardWinner
Yep.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3488 on: September 10, 2014, 07:08:50 AM »
Funny or unfunny?

Stupid as opposed to silly, and I guess funny in the saddest way possible :down:

[edit] you did ask ... [/edit]
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« Reply #3489 on: September 10, 2014, 07:57:53 AM »
Funny or unfunny?

Stupid as opposed to silly, and I guess funny in the saddest way possible :down:

+1.   Prime Basement material.

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« Reply #3496 on: September 10, 2014, 11:31:44 AM »
I guess funny in the saddest way possible :down:

That would be unfunny then.
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« Reply #3497 on: September 10, 2014, 10:36:24 PM »
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3498 on: September 11, 2014, 05:39:35 AM »
http://www.zerohedge...0/iclock-post-mortem

Tim Cook announced Tuesday the release of Apple’s long-rumored watch, the latest in wearable technology. Here are some features of the new device:

- 13-megapixel camera enables users to take crystal-clear pictures of wrist
- Allows wearers to start and stop the flow of time
- Discreet, but not so discreet that anyone would mistake it for a regular watch
- Comes in a variety of colors and styles to express your personal submission to the planet’s dominant tech company
- Adjustable ticking volume
- All the convenience of a traditional watch that needs to be charged every 12 hours
- Built-in thinkpiece regarding the increased connectivity yet simultaneous isolation of the millennial generation
- Small size and intricate circuitry able to drive twice as many Chinese workers to suicide as iPhone
- Makes it easier for muggers to see whether or not you’re carrying an expensive electronic device
- Another screen to throw into your current rotation of things you look at

But apart from that... it's 'awesome'

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« Reply #3499 on: September 11, 2014, 07:42:46 AM »
http://www.zerohedge...0/iclock-post-mortem

Tim Cook announced Tuesday the release of Apple’s long-rumored watch, the latest in wearable technology. Here are some features of the new device:

- 13-megapixel camera enables users to take crystal-clear pictures of wrist
- Allows wearers to start and stop the flow of time
- Discreet, but not so discreet that anyone would mistake it for a regular watch
- Comes in a variety of colors and styles to express your personal submission to the planet’s dominant tech company
- Adjustable ticking volume
- All the convenience of a traditional watch that needs to be charged every 12 hours
- Built-in thinkpiece regarding the increased connectivity yet simultaneous isolation of the millennial generation
- Small size and intricate circuitry able to drive twice as many Chinese workers to suicide as iPhone
- Makes it easier for muggers to see whether or not you’re carrying an expensive electronic device
- Another screen to throw into your current rotation of things you look at

But apart from that... it's 'awesome'

Haha! :)  :up:

ZH is one of my favourite sites. (Even if the joke is a repost.)
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