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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2800 on: March 24, 2014, 08:52:44 PM »
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2801 on: March 24, 2014, 10:51:46 PM »
Huntsmanw - pretty harmless to people, I generally let them wander around the walls until they happen to stray to a spot within reach of take-away container and cardboard :)

Then they get tossed outside to become Kookaburra food or eventually find their way back inside.

Heh you guys know you can make an entire Ludum Dare out of your comments here! This one has the makings of gaming app gold!

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2802 on: March 25, 2014, 04:52:11 AM »
The moral about dishonest behavior (according to philosopher P. Wilson )

A few robbers entered a bank in a small town.
One of them shouted: "Don't move! The money belongs to the bank. Your lives belong to you.”
Immediately all the people in the bank laid on the floor quietly and without panic.
This is an example of how the correct wording of a sentence can make everyone change their
view of the world.

One woman laid on the floor in a provocative manner.
The robber approached her saying, " Ma'am, this is a robbery not a rape. Please behave accordingly.”
This is an example of how to behave professionally, and focus on the goal.

While running from the bank the youngest robber (who had a college degree) said to the oldest robber
(who had barely finished elementary school): “Hey, maybe we should count how much we stole?"
The older man replied: "Don’t be stupid. It’s a lot of money so let's wait for the news on TV to find
out how much money was taken from the bank."
This is an example of how life experience is more important than a degree.

After the robbery, the manager of the bank said to his accountant: “Let’s call the cops and tell them
how much has been stolen."
“Wait”, said the Accountant, "before we do that, let's add the $800,000 we took for ourselves
a few months ago and just say that it was stolen as part of today’s robbery."
This is an example of taking advantage of an opportunity.

The following day it was reported in the news that the bank was robbed of $3 million.
The robbers counted the money, but they found only $1 million so they started to grumble.
"We risked our lives for $1 million, while the bank's management robbed two million dollars
without blinking?  Maybe its better to learn how to work the system, instead of being a simple robber.”
This is an example of how knowledge can be more useful than power.

Moral:  Give a person a gun, and he can rob a bank . Give a person a bank, and he can rob everyone ...

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2803 on: March 25, 2014, 06:40:35 AM »
What kind is it?   :tellme:  Maybe a Tarantula?

Huntsmanw - pretty harmless to people, I generally let them wander around the walls until they happen to stray to a spot within reach of take-away container and cardboard :)

Then they get tossed outside to become Kookaburra food or eventually find their way back inside.

I knew it was not a Tarantula but that was the only big *spidey* I could think of.  I presume they enter through open-air windows or vents?

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2804 on: March 25, 2014, 06:59:51 AM »
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2805 on: March 25, 2014, 07:16:12 AM »
What kind is it?   :tellme:  Maybe a Tarantula?

Huntsmanw - pretty harmless to people, I generally let them wander around the walls until they happen to stray to a spot within reach of take-away container and cardboard :)

Then they get tossed outside to become Kookaburra food or eventually find their way back inside.

I knew it was not a Tarantula but that was the only big *spidey* I could think of.  I presume they enter through open-air windows or vents?

Any way they can, the wife threw out one earlier today then spotted another one sitting above a door.  By the time she went to get the huntsman removal apparatus it had already disappeared somewhere - honestly, these things move very fast when they want to.

They also like to hide in your car ... you should hear the screams and curses when that happens  ;D

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2806 on: March 25, 2014, 07:36:40 AM »
What kind is it?   :tellme:  Maybe a Tarantula?

Huntsmanw - pretty harmless to people, I generally let them wander around the walls until they happen to stray to a spot within reach of take-away container and cardboard :)

Then they get tossed outside to become Kookaburra food or eventually find their way back inside.

I knew it was not a Tarantula but that was the only big *spidey* I could think of.  I presume they enter through open-air windows or vents?

Any way they can, the wife threw out one earlier today then spotted another one sitting above a door.  By the time she went to get the huntsman removal apparatus it had already disappeared somewhere - honestly, these things move very fast when they want to.

They also like to hide in your car ... you should hear the screams and curses when that happens  ;D

So they actually like being indoors or in cars?  Interesting.  Ever have one land on your face in bed at night?   ;D

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2807 on: March 25, 2014, 07:39:29 AM »
Nothing like a good game of chess.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2808 on: March 25, 2014, 07:41:42 AM »
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2813 on: March 25, 2014, 03:40:15 PM »
I asked my boss to order us a few of these units, they will come in handy:

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:huh: :'( Why?



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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2814 on: March 25, 2014, 05:06:29 PM »
I asked my boss to order us a few of these units, they will come in handy:

Computer Service Tools

:huh: :'( Why?

Because some people need to learn the hard way. :D

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