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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2725 on: March 20, 2014, 04:28:47 PM »
@crabby3: being a bit of a petrolhead, I was curious about that engine and whether it really was a diesel. In the bit of it that you could see in that half-picture, it looked rather nice. After a quick DuckGo search I established that it was a photo of a Paccar MX-13 series 6-cyl inline diesel: (looks like a beautiful piece of engineering)

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I also found I was connected with Paccar (in a manner of speaking), after reading in this potted history of the DAF brand that Paccar - a huge American multinational - had acquired DAF and some other UK/European truck companies, including Foden in Sandbach, Cheshire (UK). The connection is that, coincidentally, I once shared a flat in Sandbach with a bloke who, in his spare time, acted in the role of Captain in the Territorial Army (part of the UK Army Reserve) in truck engineering and maintenance, and in his day-job worked at the Foden truck factory in Sandbach.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2726 on: March 20, 2014, 04:39:52 PM »
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It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.
That one made me literally laugh out loud! I love it. (c:

Yes, thanks @crabby3 for that list of great puns. Some new material (for me) there.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2727 on: March 20, 2014, 04:48:16 PM »
"Over the years, I have managed to keep body and spirit together, but am finding the spirit increasingly expensive..."

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2728 on: March 21, 2014, 08:26:04 AM »
being a bit of a petrolhead, I was curious about that engine and whether it really was a diesel. In the bit of it that you could see in that half-picture, it looked rather nice.

I started with a picture of a truck but it didn't look right.  Scale was off.  Big car windshield... tiny truck cab.  Then I found this.
This is your pic only much smaller.  :)


I'm not a gearhead (US version) but I grew up in a family that fixed what broke.
Back then it was mostly metal stuff held together with screws, nuts and bolts.  Instead of todays plastic, rivets and Ultrasonic Welding.
Though one exception comes to mind regarding the old nuts 'n bolts vs. todays rivets.  The factory installed ball-joints on a '63 Corvette are riveted on.
40 mins. turned into 4 hrs.   >:(  ;D

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2729 on: March 21, 2014, 08:56:16 AM »
" ... but am finding the spirit increasingly expensive..."

Did you mean ...spirit increasingly expensive... as in booze?  Or maybe ...spirit increasingly expensive... as in collection plate.   ;D

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2730 on: March 21, 2014, 09:02:14 AM »
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2731 on: March 21, 2014, 09:03:52 AM »
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2732 on: March 21, 2014, 09:24:15 AM »
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2733 on: March 21, 2014, 09:29:36 AM »
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2734 on: March 21, 2014, 09:31:05 AM »
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2735 on: March 21, 2014, 09:32:52 AM »
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2736 on: March 21, 2014, 09:56:21 AM »
" ... but am finding the spirit increasingly expensive..."

Did you mean ...spirit increasingly expensive... as in booze?  Or maybe ...spirit increasingly expensive... as in collection plate.   ;D

Both! Because you go to Church to feel nice and holy, then visit the store for some relaxing Sunday evening drinks!

 ;D  :D

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2737 on: March 21, 2014, 09:57:22 AM »
(see attachment in previous post)

Heh Crabby I can confirm the "three old men joke" dates at least to the 1980's. I am pretty sure I saw it in a joke book for children!  : )


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2738 on: March 21, 2014, 10:17:13 AM »
... the "three old men joke" dates at least to the 1980's.

Make that fifties, and it was old then.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2739 on: March 21, 2014, 11:52:41 AM »
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« Reply #2740 on: March 21, 2014, 11:54:50 AM »
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« Reply #2741 on: March 21, 2014, 11:57:08 AM »
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« Reply #2742 on: March 21, 2014, 11:58:36 AM »
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« Reply #2743 on: March 21, 2014, 12:01:41 PM »
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« Reply #2744 on: March 21, 2014, 12:03:15 PM »
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« Reply #2746 on: March 21, 2014, 12:18:56 PM »
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2747 on: March 21, 2014, 12:39:56 PM »
funny cats  :Thmbsup:

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