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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2075 on: August 24, 2013, 12:53:56 PM »
(from http://iwastesomuchtime.com/on/?i=58704)

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2076 on: August 24, 2013, 02:38:30 PM »

Here's an AI enhanced game of Snake.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2077 on: August 24, 2013, 02:41:46 PM »

Here's a comment on "support the troops".

http://cdn.iwastesom...om/8162013230556.jpg


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2078 on: August 25, 2013, 11:08:14 AM »
Here's a comment on "support the troops".

http://cdn.iwastesom...om/8162013230556.jpg

 :Thmbsup:

Here's a laugh:

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2079 on: August 25, 2013, 04:47:53 PM »
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2080 on: August 25, 2013, 05:15:30 PM »
That looks epic!

That's good enough for the Non-Silly thread!

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2081 on: August 26, 2013, 07:21:36 AM »
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2082 on: August 26, 2013, 10:37:51 PM »
Which martial art to use.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

Which martial art to use?

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2083 on: August 26, 2013, 11:54:12 PM »
(see attachment in previous post)
Which martial art to use?

Hehehe!

Or, for those that are more action oriented and not into all that nerdy reading and flow charty stuff, you could just skip to the ultimate evolution in the fighting arts! :P



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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2084 on: August 27, 2013, 03:55:27 AM »
^and how about the Drunken Master? :)

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2085 on: August 27, 2013, 04:58:10 AM »

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2086 on: August 27, 2013, 10:50:00 AM »
Similar silliness:

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2087 on: August 27, 2013, 03:15:15 PM »
If you feel compelled to post political stuff please do it in the basement section and leave the other sections non-political.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2088 on: August 29, 2013, 04:08:19 PM »
Someone pointed this one out to me. It's on an NZ auction site.
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2089 on: August 30, 2013, 10:12:42 AM »
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Slow Down Music - Where I commit thought crimes...

Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong. - John Diefenbaker

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Slow Down Music - Where I commit thought crimes...

Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong. - John Diefenbaker

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2092 on: August 31, 2013, 09:40:44 AM »
The Jewish Elbow
 
A Jewish grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson who is
coming to visit with his wife.

"You come to the front door of the apartments. I am in apartment 301 . There
is a big panel at the front door. With your elbow, push button 301. I will
buzz you in. Come inside and the elevator is on the right. Get in, and with
your elbow, push 3rd Floor. When you get out, I'm on the left. With your
elbow, hit my doorbell. OK?"

"Grandma, that sounds easy, but, why am I hitting all these buttons with my
elbow? ........

"What . .. . .. .. You're coming empty handed?"

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2093 on: August 31, 2013, 09:43:24 AM »
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2094 on: September 01, 2013, 09:29:48 AM »
Wise Italian Grandfather

An old Italian man in Brooklyn is dying. He calls his grandson to his
bedside, "Guido, I wan' you lissina me. I wan' you to take-a my chrome
plated ...38 revolver so you will always remember me."

"But grandpa, I really don't like guns.. How about you leave me your Rolex
watch instead?"

"You lissina me, boy! Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna
have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple of
bambinos. "

"Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with
another man. "Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, 'Times
up!' "?

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Slow Down Music - Where I commit thought crimes...

Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong. - John Diefenbaker

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2096 on: September 01, 2013, 12:27:04 PM »
Irish blonde...

An attractive blonde from Cork , Ireland , arrived at the casino. She seemed
a little intoxicated and bet twenty thousand dollars in a single roll of the
dice.

She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm
completely nude." with that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the
dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new
clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed. "Yes! Yes!
I won, I won!" She hugged each of the dealers, picked up her winnings and
her clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.

Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I
don't know - I thought you were watching."

MORAL OF THE STORY

Not all Irish are drunks, not all blondes are dumb,
...... but all men...are men!

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2097 on: September 01, 2013, 12:36:23 PM »
Global Facts About Sex

At any given moment:

FACT: 79,000,000 people are having sex - right now.
FACT: 58,000,000 are kissing.
FACT: 37,000,000 are relaxing after having sex.
FACT: 1 old person is reading emails.

You hang in there, sunshine!

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2098 on: September 02, 2013, 11:31:05 AM »
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2099 on: September 02, 2013, 02:00:38 PM »
Some great images there Arizona :up:
The one with "please remove ski masks before entering the bank" - that bank was robbed to the tune of £26.5 million pounds sterling ($41 million) in 2004.
http://en.wikipedia....orthern_Bank_robbery
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