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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1800 on: July 02, 2013, 03:34:34 PM »
State of Education in Florida:
http://www.firstcoas....aspx?storyid=318442

8)

The irony is ...

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Once in UNF the next in

  The abbreviation for the University of Northern Florida "Is" UNF.....

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1801 on: July 02, 2013, 03:35:40 PM »
To all of you who claim you don't give a fsck... This is actually what not giving a fsck looks like.   That or a train wreck.  Your pick.

SFW


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1802 on: July 02, 2013, 03:52:48 PM »
State of Education in Florida:
http://www.firstcoas....aspx?storyid=318442

8)

The irony is ...

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Once in UNF the next in

  The abbreviation for the University of Northern Florida "Is" UNF.....

Ahh...ok. Thought the author meant to abbreviate "university".

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1803 on: July 02, 2013, 03:53:12 PM »
To all of you who claim you don't give a fsck... This is actually what not giving a fsck looks like.   That or a train wreck.  Your pick.

SFW

  Gee, that's worse than the phrase "Absolutely Nothing".  Do you know what Absolutely Nothing is?

Spoiler
It's a dog turd on the side of the road with all the shit stomped out of it....


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1804 on: July 02, 2013, 03:54:50 PM »
State of Education in Florida:
http://www.firstcoas....aspx?storyid=318442

8)

The irony is ...

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Once in UNF the next in

  The abbreviation for the University of Northern Florida "Is" UNF.....

Ahh...ok. Thought the author meant to abbreviate "university".

  To be fair, that line wasn't written very well....

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1805 on: July 02, 2013, 10:12:44 PM »
To all of you who claim you don't give a fsck... This is actually what not giving a fsck looks like.   That or a train wreck.  Your pick.

SFW



What a surprise!  His outdoors dance appears to be in front of a sign welcoming motorists to Woonsocket, Rhode Island - a town about 25 miles from where I was born and raised.  Didn't know this guy, though.
We are at the very beginning of time for the human race. It is not unreasonable that we grapple with problems. But there are tens of thousands of years in the future. Our responsibility is to do what we can, learn what we can, improve the solutions, and pass them on.
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1806 on: July 03, 2013, 05:44:09 AM »
What a surprise!  His outdoors dance appears to be in front of a sign welcoming motorists to Woonsocket, Rhode Island - a town about 25 miles from where I was born and raised.  Didn't know this guy, though.
This guy is actually fairly famous around the internet :)
Here's the awesome video I first saw him in:

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1807 on: July 04, 2013, 09:58:08 AM »
Thanks for that... it's really is awesome :)

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1808 on: July 05, 2013, 11:25:52 AM »
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I used to have an Uzi .40 cal S&W.  Beautiful gun, very accurate with stopping power.  Now I either pack my M1911A1 .45 Auto or my Ruger 38 Special.  When roaming around my land I carry my .45/410 loaded with 410 Magnum buckshot.  It's really almost impossible to miss anything with that.  lol

When I'm on the farm, I carry my Ruger Blackhawk Super and use .460 loads.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1809 on: July 05, 2013, 11:26:29 AM »
A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop.
The surgeon was there, waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his bike.
The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey, Doc, can I ask you a question?"
The surgeon a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take the valves out, fix 'em, put 'em back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big bucks, when you and I are doing basically the same work?"
The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over, and whispered to the mechanic...
"Try doing it with the engine running."

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1810 on: July 05, 2013, 11:27:17 AM »
An older gentleman was
on the operating table
awaiting surgery
and he insisted that his son,
a renowned surgeon,
perform the operation.
As he was about to get the anesthesia,
he asked to speak to his son.
"Yes, Dad, what is it?"
"Don't be nervous, son;
do your best,
and just remember,
if it doesn't go well,
if something happens to me,
your mother
is going to come and
live with you and your wife...."

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1811 on: July 05, 2013, 11:28:33 AM »
Two guys, one old, one young,
are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart
when they collide.
The old guy says to the young guy,
"Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife,
and I guess I wasn't paying attention
to where I was going."
The young guy says, "That's OK, it's a coincidence.
I'm looking for my wife, too...
I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."
The old guy says, "Well,
maybe I can help you find her...
what does she look like?"
The young guy says,
"Well, she is 27 yrs. old, tall,
with red hair,
blue eyes, is buxom...wearing no bra,
long legs,
and is wearing short shorts.
What does your wife look like?'
To which the old guy says, "Doesn't matter,
--- let's look for yours."

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1812 on: July 05, 2013, 08:39:39 PM »
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I used to have an Uzi .40 cal S&W.  Beautiful gun, very accurate with stopping power.  Now I either pack my M1911A1 .45 Auto or my Ruger 38 Special.  When roaming around my land I carry my .45/410 loaded with 410 Magnum buckshot.  It's really almost impossible to miss anything with that.  lol

When I'm on the farm, I carry my Ruger Blackhawk Super and use .460 loads.

  I love Ruger's,  my 38 Special is a Ruger, plus I have a few more. I think they make the best guns on the market.  When shopping for my 38 Spl, I compared a S&W to the Ruger and the difference was huge.  The Ruger was much better in every facet, plus it was cheaper.  The S&W 38 Spl looked like a toy gun compared to the Ruger, and you could tell that it was a stouter made weapon.  The S&W actually rattles when shook.  lol

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1813 on: July 06, 2013, 03:17:36 PM »
People!
please take gun conversations to a relevant thread,
thanks!
Tom

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1814 on: July 06, 2013, 07:22:36 PM »
People!
please take gun conversations to a relevant thread,
thanks!

In cases like these, sometimes a well placed PM works wonders rather than open season.  :)

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1815 on: July 06, 2013, 08:14:39 PM »
People!
please take gun conversations to a relevant thread,
thanks!

In cases like these, sometimes a well placed PM works wonders rather than open season.  :)

it's not meant as open season wraith -
:) at this stage I'd have to send a half a dozen PM's as the gun talk has been going on for a while here (which is why I said "people") -
so I thought being direct was the best approach (and I honestly didnt mean it in any aggressive or offensive way).
Tom

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1816 on: July 06, 2013, 09:23:54 PM »
People!
please take gun conversations to a relevant thread,
thanks!

  So I guess, as a small example, these are OK then:
http://www.donationc....msg326591#msg326591
http://www.donationc....msg297249#msg297249

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1817 on: July 07, 2013, 01:03:12 AM »
Well this one is inspired by the Recipe thread but it belongs here:

"Recipe for Cooked Rat."

It was from a SciFi Dystopia story. (Recipe Paraphrased)

Ingredients:
1 Rat
tablespoon of salt

1. Cook rat twice, to ensure all parts are free of bacteria.
2. Add salt.

Serves three.


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1818 on: July 07, 2013, 04:03:08 AM »
People!
please take gun conversations to a relevant thread,
thanks!

  So I guess, as a small example, these are OK then:
http://www.donationc....msg326591#msg326591
http://www.donationc....msg297249#msg297249

Tinman, I do apologise for the tone in my post - I definitely got that wrong.
Re the message: out of a silly humour post there were a *bunch* of people posting about their guns - which I for one thought didnt fit in this thread.
Hence my post.

Re my posts - as you point out, I have no problem with going off-topic. I'm trying to think have I ever been asked to stop going off-topic - I'm sure I have - but probably much more tactfully than I have done here ;-)
Tom

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1819 on: July 07, 2013, 08:19:26 AM »
Are gun jokes okay?

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j/k How about this one instead?

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...Okay, I give up.

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 :D

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1820 on: July 07, 2013, 08:38:34 AM »
Okay, one more:

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1821 on: July 07, 2013, 11:02:25 AM »

Holidays, at last!

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1822 on: July 07, 2013, 07:19:26 PM »
People!
please take gun conversations to a relevant thread,
thanks!

  So I guess, as a small example, these are OK then:
http://www.donationc....msg326591#msg326591
http://www.donationc....msg297249#msg297249

Tinman, I do apologise for the tone in my post - I definitely got that wrong.
Re the message: out of a silly humour post there were a *bunch* of people posting about their guns - which I for one thought didnt fit in this thread.
Hence my post.

Re my posts - as you point out, I have no problem with going off-topic. I'm trying to think have I ever been asked to stop going off-topic - I'm sure I have - but probably much more tactfully than I have done here ;-)

  Everybody is guilty of going off topic at one time or another, especially me.  I think there's always going to be "drifting" (my word for it, nothing to do with cars), when you make a comment on the post, though not about the post, but relative to the post.  Just drifting a little is not a totally bad thing, makes things a little more interesting.  Of course when people start posting just about a different subject altogether, then that's where it's not drifting, but totally off topic.  Sometimes these drifts get drifted on a little more than usual and then really becomes off topic.  We all have to self-regulate to keep this from happening.

  Just my opinion for what it's worth.....  And TOTALLY OFF TOPIC!!!  Sorry

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1823 on: July 08, 2013, 08:23:53 AM »
Holidays, at last!
 (see attachment in previous post)

Reminds me of the coloring posters my parents used to buy me when I was a kid.  :-*

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1824 on: July 08, 2013, 01:51:36 PM »
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Where Exactly Is the Middle of Nowhere?