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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1650 on: May 23, 2013, 02:52:36 AM »
Monday morning:


  I recognize that album cover.....

I recognise that monday morning . . .
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1651 on: May 23, 2013, 05:05:30 AM »
Monday morning:


  I recognize that album cover.....

I recognise that monday morning . . .

That's just morning, in general.  :P

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1652 on: May 24, 2013, 07:21:36 AM »
 How Humans Eat Their Food:


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1653 on: May 25, 2013, 09:45:01 PM »
Bananas, Potatoes, Sunflower Seeds, Brazil Nuts, and Kidney Beans are All Naturally Radioactive.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

10 Things You Probably Didn't Know Were Radioactive - Listverse

I wonder if anyone has tried smuggling yellow cake uranium in brazil nut shells. It's probably not much more radioactive than natural nuts and as basically a alpha radiator, the shells should block most of the radiation. If you tried to eat something like that it would definitely kill you and people would blame your death on the danger of brazil nuts. If it looked like a nut and tasted like one, you wouldn't know it wasn't one until you died of radiation poisoning.
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1655 on: May 26, 2013, 06:15:01 AM »
I don't know if this is true, but it did amuse me.
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1656 on: May 26, 2013, 07:52:09 AM »
I don't know if this one is true either:

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1657 on: May 26, 2013, 09:19:10 AM »
^ Heh.  Good comeback.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1658 on: May 26, 2013, 06:10:42 PM »
A Few Paraprosdokians For You
Wednesday, September 19th, 2012 | Author: iker
Paraprosdokians (Winston Churchill loved them) are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected; frequently humorous. Enjoy!

1. Where there’s a will, I want to be in it.

2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on my list.

3. Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

4. If I agreed with you, we’d both be wrong.

5. We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

6. War does not determine who is right – only who is left.

7. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit.. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

8. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

9. I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

10. In filling out an application, where it says, ‘In case of emergency, Notify:’ I put ‘DOCTOR’.

11. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

12. You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

13. I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not so sure..

14. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

15. Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

16. You’re never too old to learn something stupid.

17. I’m supposed to respect my elders, but its getting harder and harder for me to find one now.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1659 on: May 27, 2013, 08:06:59 AM »
^a couple of nice ones there Tinman

5. We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

I seem to have missed that step :-\
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1660 on: May 27, 2013, 12:22:51 PM »
@x16wda: Apologies for my ignorance, but is that US Pres. Regan? If so, then cruel to dress him in drag (or was he that way inclined?).    :tellme:
What uniform was Pres. Clinton dressed in in that photo I submitted above? Do you know? Is it a US military one?
I think I saw news photos of Obama dressed in that ceremonial Kenyan uniform, or something, a couple of years back, but I don't know of he ever wore a US forces uniform. I gather that all US presidents are/were "Commander in Chief", but I'm not sure if that necessarily means they have/had a uniform.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1661 on: May 27, 2013, 12:28:16 PM »
@x16wda: Apologies for my ignorance, but is that US Pres. Regan? If so, then cruel to dress him in drag (or was he that way inclined?).    :tellme:
What uniform was Pres. Clinton dressed in in that photo I submitted above? Do you know? Is it a US military one?
I think I saw news photos of Obama dressed in that ceremonial Kenyan uniform, or something, a couple of years back, but I don't know of he ever wore a US forces uniform. I gather that all US presidents are/were "Commander in Chief", but I'm not sure if that necessarily means they have/had a uniform.

I think the point was that the one for Obama was not a uniform, but rather the traditional dress of the country he was visiting.  The one for Clinton was a band uniform from high school.   Both have been used in political campaigns, in the exact fashion shown here, rather than for humor.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1662 on: May 27, 2013, 12:58:50 PM »
^^ OIC, thanks.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1663 on: May 27, 2013, 05:39:28 PM »
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Apologies for my ignorance, but is that US Pres. Regan? If so, then cruel to dress him in drag (or was he that way inclined?).  

According to Google Image Search, it's Nancy Reagan, not Ronald Reagan.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1664 on: May 27, 2013, 06:39:05 PM »
Oh, the face is definitely Ronald, although someone did a passable job of photoshopping it over top of Nancy.  Turns out there is a whole site devoted to "Presidents in drag" (though most of the entries were so poorly done that I could almost have done them).

(Off topic, is "photoshopping" sufficiently generic these days that it doesn't get capitalized, like xerox?)

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1665 on: May 27, 2013, 10:37:12 PM »
Then the yolk is on Google Image Search(or the credit) for identifying it as Nancy Reagan. It did list the "Presidents in drag" site on the 3rd page.

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EXTRA!! EXTRA!! Read all about it! I just posted that comment earlier today(~7 hours ago) and I found a listing for it in the Google image search. Big Brother is watching you.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1666 on: May 27, 2013, 11:49:16 PM »
The reason behind this is that it looks at the image as it was originally.  Edits don't change the baseline as much as they layer them, thus making the same image appear as the edited image.  If you look up Nancy Reagan, it's pretty obvious that's not actually her picture as edited- she doesn't look like her husband....  :-\


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1667 on: May 28, 2013, 12:14:18 AM »
I gather that all US presidents are/were "Commander in Chief", but I'm not sure if that necessarily means they have/had a uniform.

  Commander in Chief is the title given to the president because he presides over the military with congressional consent.  There have only been a few presidents that have actually served in the military, George Bush was one of them.

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« Reply #1668 on: May 28, 2013, 02:02:41 PM »
Tineye displayed copies of both of the original images that were used to create this, listing the one of Nancy, first.

https://www.tineye.c...92730468463f10c7b42/

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1669 on: May 28, 2013, 03:16:11 PM »
Nothing like a political post to derail and suck all the fun out of a nice thread  :down:

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1670 on: May 28, 2013, 05:03:51 PM »
^^ Eh? Which was the "political post"? Do you mean mine with the assorted images of US presidents in uniform? If so, then sorry, I didn't realise that it could be construed as being "political" and could "derail the thread".
Anyway, don't knock it - I at least learned some things about US presidents from all that, and about how there is apparently a whole art form dedicated to making fun of them.     ;)

Never mind, here's another political joke:

Bush and Condoleezza battle plan.
Condoleezza Rice, George W. Bush and some Air Force generals were discussing battle plans in Iraq, over breakfast at the White House one morning.

Dick Cheney came into the room and asked "Hey guys, what are you doing?"

Condoleezza said "The Air Force have got an air strike plan here that should blow 150 senior Al Queda operatives to smithereens whilst they are all together at a religious celebration. As collateral damage, it will also take out most of their families - including women and children - and kill one very busty blonde girl.

Dick said "What? Why do you have to kill the busty blonde girl?"

Bush turned to Condoleezza and said "See? I told you no-one cared about the civilians!"

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1671 on: May 28, 2013, 06:04:28 PM »
Here's an idea.. let's try not injecting politics into every thread.

Some tips:

Let's say you find yourself on a thread that has nothing to do with politics and you find yourself writing a post that is insulting to some political figure or party, or some religion.

Just as your about to click post, instead close the browser and go have a snack and take a break, and come back when you can resist the urge to make that post.

Or post it in the basement, or on some other forum.  Or tell it to your friends.  Or whatever.

Just resist injecting political/religious insults into a thread that has nothing to do with them.
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1672 on: May 28, 2013, 07:41:07 PM »
Here's an idea.. let's try not injecting politics into every thread.

Some tips:

Let's say you find yourself on a thread that has nothing to do with politics and you find yourself writing a post that is insulting to some political figure or party, or some religion.

Just as your about to click post, instead close the browser and go have a snack and take a break, and come back when you can resist the urge to make that post.

Or post it in the basement, or on some other forum.  Or tell it to your friends.  Or whatever.

Just resist injecting political/religious insults into a thread that has nothing to do with them.

  Gee Mouser, don't hold back, tell us how you really feel!   :P

  Yeah, any time you post political or religious jokes you are about 100% guaranteed to offend someone.  And that is NOT the intention of this forum.....

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1673 on: May 28, 2013, 08:10:35 PM »
Your dog's reaction when you get home .gif

This gallery is filled with animated gifs for the collectors of such here. Sic 'em.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1674 on: May 29, 2013, 12:02:23 AM »