I would deeply appreciate having my question taken seriously and treated with sensitivity. I...umm...I find certain fruits and vegetables very erotic. So much so, that I've been banned from 3 major supermarkets in my home community last year. One of them said that I, and I quote, 'fondled their melons in a lewd and lascivious manner unbefitting the dignity under which they've always conducted commerce in this family oriented community.' Now where do these guys get off humiliating a fellow human being with a genuine medical condition called CUP (chronic untreated priapism), who likes to check his melons before making a purchasing decision? Please discuss. I mean, is that fascist or what? Can any of you guys relate? Have you never wondered why God (or mother nature) put a cleft in fuzzy peaches, but not in apples, oranges, or grapes?