Try Kingsoft Office.. English version.. just released
I am not too sure about "just released" (Edited: Sorry, I said that wrong, yes, the English version was probably just released, but to me the program itself bares no sign of having been update for at least half a year), but otherwise I am surprised by the well-known design of Kingsoft Office 6 (2007) - in a good way, that is. This Chinese is sheer MS Office 2003 - also in a good, and updated, way - but with a smaller footprint.
Did this use to be shareware? Just ignore, and click Trial. As with any other Office pack you will a little later have to give it a/your name as Author before creating your first document, and that is all - that is the registration - they don't even ask for an email address.
But they do claim to update:
I am *almost* certain it did not install any fonts, even though this is a Chinese program and I have no Chinese fonts.
They say the program leaves no traces when removed.
They also make the very fine Kingsoft Internet Security 9, which is VB100 certificated.
Also read the other thread, WPS: the best replacement of MS Office, free for none-biz - I didn't notice it before I posted here.