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1  Main Area and Open Discussion / Living Room / Re: Interesting "stuff" on: August 29, 2014, 11:42:24 AM
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Engrish... on Pinterest  57 Pins
2  Main Area and Open Discussion / Living Room / Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content] on: August 28, 2014, 07:07:08 PM
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More playing with Project Naptha.
3  Main Area and Open Discussion / Living Room / Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content] on: August 28, 2014, 12:29:35 PM
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18 Photos You Have To Look At Twice To Understand

4  Main Area and Open Discussion / Living Room / Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content] on: August 27, 2014, 02:04:10 PM
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Aug. 27, 2014: Motocross rider Maikel Melero of Spain warms up in the South African savannah prior to the fifth round of the Red Bull X-Fighters World Tour, as a giraffe stands in the foreground.

Don't break your neck
5  Main Area and Open Discussion / Living Room / Re: Interesting "stuff" on: August 27, 2014, 01:59:07 PM
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Lorem Ipsum Of Good & Evil, Google & China

How many here know what "lorem ipsum" is?
6  Main Area and Open Discussion / Living Room / Re: Interesting "stuff" on: August 25, 2014, 04:39:09 PM
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Nice Grill You Look Like Your Car (and Your Car Looks Like Your Dog)
7  Main Area and Open Discussion / Living Room / Re: Interesting "stuff" on: August 25, 2014, 02:56:15 PM

Just the latest previous one or more than that?
8  Main Area and Open Discussion / Living Room / Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content] on: August 25, 2014, 02:52:50 PM
When trying to connect to a PC on a network in Mac OS X Leopard (10.5) or later, the PC's icons are displayed as beige VGA monitors showing a Windows 3.1/9x Blue Screen of Death. The fact that they Apple chose to represent PCs such an outdated style of monitor and blue screen might have been part of the insult in itself.

TakeThat-Real Life - Television Tropes & Idioms

9  Main Area and Open Discussion / Living Room / Re: Interesting "stuff" on: August 21, 2014, 09:36:38 PM
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Oldest examples of everyday objects

10  Main Area and Open Discussion / Living Room / Re: Interesting "stuff" on: August 21, 2014, 01:46:40 AM
Some very old pictures from my archives and some just old pictures.

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11  Main Area and Open Discussion / Living Room / Re: Interesting "stuff" on: August 20, 2014, 08:16:01 PM
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Survey: Most Hackers Believe They're Above the Law
12  Main Area and Open Discussion / Living Room / Re: Interesting "stuff" on: August 20, 2014, 09:53:31 AM
Who else has seen this before?

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13  Main Area and Open Discussion / Living Room / Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content] on: August 19, 2014, 05:10:26 AM
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Literally Unbelievable
14  Main Area and Open Discussion / Living Room / Re: Interesting "stuff" on: August 19, 2014, 05:02:57 AM
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Believe It or Not, Dial-Up's Not Dead (Yet)
15  Main Area and Open Discussion / Living Room / Re: Interesting "stuff" on: August 19, 2014, 05:00:10 AM
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Postcards from Prison
16  Main Area and Open Discussion / Living Room / Re: Interesting "stuff" on: August 19, 2014, 04:26:41 AM
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Sep 29, ’10 8:30 AM   Author   Horace Dediu  
Unix's Revenge

With QNX now firmly roadmapped at RIM and Android spreading among vendors like a virus, I wanted to point out that these operating systems share one ancestor: Unix.

A technical triumph

Technically Linux, which underlies Android, among others, is walled off from Unix from an IP point of view, but the philosophical and architectural lineage goes back to 1969′s Unix. It was an amazingly well thought-out operating system which has stood the test of time mostly due to its modular architecture. It was not always clear that Unix would make it this far, and in many ways it was written off.

There is some poetic justice in its comeback. Unix could have become a default for desktop computers. When Windows emerged from the shadow of DOS, Microsoft had the option to base NT on a flavor of Unix. But Bill Gates, no doubt motivated by license fee considerations, hired a group of developers from Digital Equipment Corporation and many elements of the NT design reflect earlier DEC experience with VMS and RSX-11. Microsoft went with that new architecture rather than Unix and that code lives on even in the current Windows 7.

Unix's Revenge  Asymco

With Ebola and Chikungunya viri now threatening, is the Android virus the next wave?  Too bad you can't call in sick and say you have a bad case of Windows.
17  Main Area and Open Discussion / Living Room / Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content] on: August 15, 2014, 10:51:17 PM
Here is the result of playing about with modifying text with Project Naptha in Chrome(not exclusively).

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Chrome Web Store - Project Naptha

18  Main Area and Open Discussion / Living Room / Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content] on: August 15, 2014, 11:19:57 AM
Those who can, do; those who can't, teach.

Prov. People who are able to do something well can do that thing for a living, while people who are not able to do anything that well make a living by teaching. (Used to disparage teachers. From George Bernard Shaw's Man and Superman.) Bob: I'm so discouraged. My writing teacher told me my novel is hopeless. Jane: Don't listen to her, Bob. Remember: those who can, do; those who can't, teach.
http://idioms.thefreedict...ose+who+can't,+teach

Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach. Those who can't teach, teach teachers. Those who can't teach teachers, administrate. Those who can't administrate, become guidance counselors. Those who can't teach, teach Gym. (From "School Is Hell," by Matt Groening.) Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach. Those who can't teach, counsel. those who can't counsel, administrate. Those who can't administrate, enter data into the computer. Those who can't enter data into the computer, take dictation. Those who can't take dictation, alphabetize files. Those who can't alphabetize files, answer the phone. Those who can't answer the phone, fry hamburgers. Those who can't fry hamburgers, run the cash register. Those who can't run the cash register, wait on tables. Those who can't wait on tables, carry dirty dishes to the kitchen. Those who can't carry dirty dishes to the kitchen, wash the dirty dishes. Those who can't wash dirty dishes, peel potatoes. Those who can't peel potatoes, buff the floor. Those who can't buff the floor, haul out the garbage. Those who can't haul out the garbage, write poetry. Those who can't write poetry, write clever letters to the editor. Those who can't write clever letters to the editor, write angry letters to the editor. Those who can't write angry letters to the editor, spraypaint graffiti. Those who can't spraypaint graffiti, write screenplays. Those who can't write screenplays, write TV scripts. Those who can't write TV scripts, read scripts for the studios. Those who can't read scripts for the studios, act. Those who can't act, take acting classes. Those who can't take acting classes, sing. Those who can't sint, sing Rock'N'Roll. Those who can't sing Rock'N'Roll, sing it anyway. Those who can't sing it anyway, become depressed. Those who can't become depressed, get bitter. Those who can't get bitter, get confused. Those who can't get confused, stay confused. Those who stay confused, find it difficult to complete unfinished sentences. Those who find it difficult to complete unfinished sentences, _____________.

Old Teachers never die, they just lose their class.

UNDERGRADUATES SURVIVAL GUIDE....
  
  You know something isn't quite right when...
  
  You pull an all-nighter to write a paper due 8:00 the next morning only
  to have the class cancelled and the paper postponed until the
  following week.
  
  The class time for the course you have to take coincides with "General
  Hospital"
  
  You've got a 750-page book to read for English Lit... and there are no
  cliff notes available.
  
  You have an affair with your professor and you flunk anyway.
  
  The only way people can tell you're a jock is because you smell like one.
  
  You're sociology professor asks for your opinion on euthanasia and you tell
  him you've never been to China.
  
  Someone tells you that your blind date has a "great personality."
  
  Cafeteria food starts to taste good.
  
  You go home for spring vacation and your old bedroom has been converted into
  a den.
  
  Your hot new romance calls to say, "Last night was terrific," and ten minutes
  later you remember you spent the entire night alone in the library.
  
  You stick to a strict diet for two weeks and gain three pounds.
  
  You tell you counselor that all you want is a nice, good, wholesome, honest
  relationship and he starts humming, "The impossible dream."
  
  You walk into class and everyone has a blue book but you.
  
  You run into your mother at the drug store just as the pharmacist announces
  over the intercom that you birth control prescription is ready.
  
  The only 'A' you get is in a course you decided to take pass/fail.
  
  You discover that those who can't do, teach...and those who can't teach,
  teach gym.
  
  Someone sees your high school portrait and tells you it's a good picture.
  
  The girl you've been dating reminds you of someone and suddenly you
  realize it's your mother.
  
  Your new roommate's name is muffy and her favorite colors are pink and
  green.
  
  Your parents actually approve of the person you've been seeing.
  
  The cost of your books is more that your tuition.
  
  A friend cheats off your test paper and gets a better grade than you do.
  
  Your parents call you to borrow money.
  
  The one time you decide to raise your hand in class, a big, round, dark
  mark is clearly visible around the armpit.
  
  The only answer you  can think of to the "Why do you want to be a doctor"
  question on the med school application is, "I'd like to make a lot of money".
  
  Your new haircut makes you look like one of the women who work in the school
  cafeteria(and you're a guy).
  
  The surgeon general determines that dressing preppy can be hazardous to your
  health.
  
  You're in the bathroom outside the dean's office and you don't discover that
  there isn't any toilet paper until after the fact.
  
  You're pigging out at McDonalds and the numbers on the sign start to change.
  
  Your roommate writes a term paper the night before it's due and gets the  
  research assistant grant you worked your ass off for.
  
  Your mother starts to wonder why a single girl needs a double bed in her
  apartment.
  
  The doctor tells you that you're allergic to no-doz.
  
  You call to say you'll be late for the big fraternity party and realize
  nobody noticed you hadn't shown up.
  
  You stay up all night studying "Western Civilization: Volume Six", only to
  walk into class the next day and find out that the history exam is on volume
  Twenty Six!
  
  You're cute T.A. asks what you're doing Saturday Night and when you smile and
  say, "Nothing", he suggests that you stay home and study.
  
  The only thing that takes longer that reading "War and Peace" is the line at
  registration.
  
  The food in your refrigerator is older than you are.
  
  "Animal House" looks autobiographical.
  
  The bell curve works in you favor.
  
  You actually want to study.


Experience is the worst teacher. It always gives the test first and the instruction afterward.


Jokes
19  Main Area and Open Discussion / Living Room / Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content] on: August 14, 2014, 11:22:03 AM
Some people think politicians are feces-tious.

BWAHAHAHA! Love it!  Thmbsup

...and political humor is even more so.

Love may make the world turn around, but humor lubricates the bearings.
20  Main Area and Open Discussion / Living Room / Re: You like science fiction, don't you? Of course you do! on: August 14, 2014, 10:45:13 AM
I would like to recommend these books on Wattpad. They are complete and I read all of both of them.

Don't Be a Hero A Superhero Novel - Wattpad

Burn Code - Wattpad
21  Main Area and Open Discussion / Living Room / Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content] on: August 14, 2014, 10:38:32 AM
Some people think politicians are feces-tious.
22  Main Area and Open Discussion / Living Room / Re: Interesting "stuff" on: August 08, 2014, 01:34:11 PM
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Roads Were Not Built For Cars - Cyclists were 1st to push for good roads & were pioneers of motoring

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Solar flare event like 1859 due, scientists warn Food, gas, money unobtainable

Wouldn't this just ruin your day. Especially if you were a heavy Bitcoin user.

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50 Prison Slang Words To Make You Sound Like a Tough Guy  Mental Floss
23  Main Area and Open Discussion / Living Room / Re: Interesting "stuff" on: August 08, 2014, 01:10:16 AM
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Why I Am Skeptical About 1.2-Billion Passwords Being Stolen

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A tick can make you allergic to red meat

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Terrified Woman From Another Universe Wakes Up Here

Some people think this is because we live in the Matrix and it runs Windows, others think it is a butterfly effect caused by cellphone traffic.
24  Main Area and Open Discussion / Living Room / Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content] on: August 08, 2014, 12:52:16 AM
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This Coffee-Brewing Alarm Clock is a Dream Come True

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9QMM_nTuC4" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9QMM_nTuC4</a>

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ad6L-AfNrmY" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ad6L-AfNrmY</a>
25  Main Area and Open Discussion / Living Room / Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content] on: August 01, 2014, 10:41:57 AM
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Because this sort of thing is is quite hard to follow, a few
years ago theorists stopped using the letters A and B to represent the
main players, and started calling them Alice and Bob. So now we say
"Alice communicates with someone claiming to be Bob.
So to be sure, Alice tests that Bob knows a secret number K.
Alice sends to Bob a random number X.
Bob then forms Y by encrypting X under key K and sends Y back to
Alice."
It's supposed to make it easier to understand

The Story of Alice and Bob
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