Author Topic: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content] (Read 5,847,927 times)

Renegade · « **Reply #1250 on:** February 11, 2013, 12:39 PM »

This is just plain fun! Anyone remember NWA?

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app103 · « **Reply #1251 on:** February 15, 2013, 03:02 AM »

KynloStephen66515 · « **Reply #1252 on:** February 15, 2013, 03:11 AM »

Quote from: app103 on February 15, 2013, 03:02 AM

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Took me a few moment...but I get it! Bahahahaha

f0dder · « **Reply #1253 on:** February 15, 2013, 04:26 AM »

Haha, app - wonderful

Renegade · « **Reply #1254 on:** February 15, 2013, 04:48 AM »

Quote from: app103 on February 15, 2013, 03:02 AM

(see attachment in previous post)

Some people might say that's in ba-a-a-a-a-a-ad taste.

Not me mind you!

tomos · « **Reply #1255 on:** February 15, 2013, 10:22 AM »

Sheep get a bad press really - I mean look at that gif -
the sheep (unlike the people) probably had to be driven in there by sheepdogs

kyrathaba · « **Reply #1256 on:** February 15, 2013, 05:00 PM »

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mouser · « **Reply #1257 on:** February 15, 2013, 07:20 PM »

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #1258 on:** February 15, 2013, 09:09 PM »

Some Valentine's Day info.

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Why chefs hate Valentine's Day

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #1259 on:** February 15, 2013, 09:12 PM »

The 7 Celebrities You'd Want With You On A Desert Island

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The 7 Celebrities You'd Want With You On A Desert Island

IainB · « **Reply #1260 on:** February 15, 2013, 09:43 PM »

Quote from: mrHappy on February 10, 2013, 04:27 PM

tracert -h 100 216.81.59.173
try it.

Nifty! I got a slightly different result to @Renegade:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

tracert -h 100 216.81.59.173

Tracing route to read.more.at.beaglenetworks.net [216.81.59.173]
over a maximum of 100 hops:

1 399 ms 409 ms 393 ms 10.129.0.1
2 395 ms 427 ms 414 ms irb20.cr1.ams2.nl.ipv4.kaiaglobal.com [79.141.173.1]
3 417 ms 408 ms 415 ms 20gigabitethernet1-3.core1.ams1.he.net [195.69.145.150]
4 424 ms 422 ms 437 ms 10gigabitethernet2-1.core1.par2.he.net [184.105.213.102]
5 506 ms 497 ms 498 ms 10gigabitethernet7-1.core1.ash1.he.net [184.105.213.93]
6 514 ms 521 ms 525 ms 10gigabitethernet1-2.core1.atl1.he.net [184.105.213.110]
7 516 ms 509 ms 504 ms 216.66.0.26
8 561 ms 534 ms 545 ms 10.26.26.102
9 559 ms 546 ms 563 ms Episode.IV [206.214.251.1]
10 538 ms 566 ms 557 ms A.NEW.HOPE [206.214.251.6]
11 573 ms 558 ms 544 ms It.is.a.period.of.civil.war [206.214.251.9]
12 557 ms 565 ms 560 ms Rebel.spaceships [206.214.251.14]
13 552 ms 555 ms 560 ms striking.from.a.hidden.base [206.214.251.17]
14 565 ms 572 ms 559 ms have.won.their.first.victory [206.214.251.22]
15 554 ms 547 ms 559 ms against.the.evil.Galactic.Empire [206.214.251.25]
16 566 ms 638 ms 694 ms During.the.battle [206.214.251.30]
17 574 ms 651 ms 562 ms Rebel.spies.managed [206.214.251.33]
18 579 ms 544 ms 539 ms to.steal.secret.plans [206.214.251.38]
19 705 ms 554 ms 568 ms to.the.Empires.ultimate.weapon [206.214.251.41]
20 558 ms 715 ms 551 ms the.DEATH.STAR [206.214.251.46]
21 550 ms 547 ms 555 ms an.armored.space.station [206.214.251.49]
22 553 ms 555 ms 543 ms with.enough.power.to [206.214.251.54]
23 565 ms 560 ms 550 ms destroy.an.entire.planet [206.214.251.57]
24 563 ms 562 ms 565 ms Pursued.by.the.Empires [206.214.251.62]
25 555 ms 543 ms 542 ms sinister.agents [206.214.251.65]
26 552 ms 562 ms 546 ms Princess.Leia.races.home [206.214.251.70]
27 568 ms 561 ms 559 ms aboard.her.starship [206.214.251.73]
28 558 ms 543 ms 553 ms custodian.of.the.stolen.plans [206.214.251.78]
29 551 ms * 550 ms that.can.save.her [206.214.251.81]
30 557 ms 567 ms 561 ms people.and.restore [206.214.251.86]
31 551 ms 554 ms 594 ms freedom.to.the.galaxy [206.214.251.89]
32 548 ms 551 ms 551 ms 0-----I-------I-----0 [206.214.251.94]
33 576 ms 566 ms 586 ms 0------------------0 [206.214.251.97]
34 601 ms 560 ms 572 ms 0-----------------0 [206.214.251.102]
35 546 ms 562 ms 567 ms 0----------------0 [206.214.251.105]
36 574 ms 570 ms 575 ms 0---------------0 [206.214.251.110]
37 615 ms 608 ms 601 ms 0--------------0 [206.214.251.113]
38 778 ms 782 ms 592 ms 0-------------0 [206.214.251.118]
39 553 ms 549 ms 560 ms 0------------0 [206.214.251.121]
40 563 ms 582 ms 564 ms 0-----------0 [206.214.251.126]
41 584 ms 579 ms 596 ms 0----------0 [206.214.251.129]
42 569 ms 560 ms 744 ms 0---------0 [206.214.251.134]
43 563 ms 566 ms 574 ms 0--------0 [206.214.251.137]
44 * 555 ms 549 ms 0-------0 [206.214.251.142]
45 545 ms 548 ms 552 ms 0------0 [206.214.251.145]
46 562 ms 536 ms 551 ms 0-----0 [206.214.251.150]
47 564 ms 560 ms 548 ms 0----0 [206.214.251.153]
48 558 ms 553 ms 556 ms 0---0 [206.214.251.158]
49 543 ms 556 ms 546 ms 0--0 [206.214.251.161]
50 541 ms 542 ms 610 ms 0-0 [206.214.251.166]
51 554 ms 570 ms 566 ms 00 [206.214.251.169]
52 546 ms 556 ms 553 ms I [206.214.251.174]
53 564 ms 557 ms 556 ms By.Ryan.Werber [206.214.251.177]
54 559 ms 568 ms 548 ms Never.Gonna.Give.You.Up [206.214.251.182]
55 574 ms 573 ms 546 ms Never.Gonna.Let.You.Down [206.214.251.185]
56 546 ms 563 ms 607 ms read.more.at.beaglenetworks.net [216.81.59.173]

Trace complete.

TaoPhoenix · « **Reply #1261 on:** February 15, 2013, 10:01 PM »

Kyrathaba I'm gonna use your post to go on a mini-rant about "Apps". Basically, they're an excuse to give us less quality than any other shareware ever did. And it's amazing. It's like sinking to the bottom. If everyone pushes the same low quality, users forget that real software exists and that "free" means "disatrous experience until you pay $3-$8 for the real thing".

Eew.

I have seen some cases of the worst quality I have ever seen in any software ever, including the ones I spent 99c on for repackaging Librivox SciFi recordings, as well as others that pop up ads every 12 interactions.

It's like they're trying to make people forget nothing but the App Store ever existed ever. And that "Free" means "Crap".

kyrathaba · « **Reply #1262 on:** February 16, 2013, 04:47 PM »

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Kyrathaba I'm gonna use your post to go on a mini-rant about "Apps". Basically, they're an excuse to give us less quality than any other shareware ever did. And it's amazing. It's like sinking to the bottom. If everyone pushes the same low quality, users forget that real software exists and that "free" means "disatrous experience until you pay $3-$8 for the real thing".

Eew.

I have seen some cases of the worst quality I have ever seen in any software ever, including the ones I spent 99c on for repackaging Librivox SciFi recordings, as well as others that pop up ads every 12 interactions.

It's like they're trying to make people forget nothing but the App Store ever existed ever. And that "Free" means "Crap".

Yep, I feel your pain.

Deozaan · « **Reply #1263 on:** February 17, 2013, 02:17 AM »

Quote from: kyrathaba on February 15, 2013, 05:00 PM

(see attachment in previous post)

No attribution to xkcd or anything? Also, don't forget the alt text:

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If I click 'no', I've probably given up on everything, so don't bother taking me to the page I was trying to go to. Just drop me on the homepage. Thanks.

TaoPhoenix · « **Reply #1264 on:** February 17, 2013, 03:37 AM »

Quote from: Deozaan on February 17, 2013, 02:17 AM

No attribution to xkcd or anything? Also, don't forget the alt text:

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If I click 'no', I've probably given up on everything, so don't bother taking me to the page I was trying to go to. Just drop me on the homepage. Thanks.

More like "Independent minds getting grumpy". I think I posted that before I bothered to check the xkcd for the day. But the Alt Text never affected me. I haven't seen that effect.

kyrathaba · « **Reply #1265 on:** February 17, 2013, 03:49 AM »

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No attribution to xkcd or anything?

Sorry, I saw it on someone's FB page and reposted the image here. I shoulda checked it with TinEye...

IainB · « **Reply #1266 on:** February 17, 2013, 09:02 AM »

Dr Assad's special eye test:

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app103 · « **Reply #1267 on:** February 17, 2013, 09:35 AM »

Quote from: IainB on February 17, 2013, 09:02 AM

Dr Assad's special eye test:
(see attachment in previous post)

So how does this work? Are you handed a gun and have to shoot in the direction the one on the chart points?

Renegade · « **Reply #1268 on:** February 17, 2013, 09:45 AM »

Quote from: app103 on February 17, 2013, 09:35 AM

Quote from: IainB on February 17, 2013, 09:02 AM
Dr Assad's special eye test:
(see attachment in previous post)

So how does this work? Are you handed a gun and have to shoot in the direction the one on the chart points?

I don't get it either. Must have missed a news story somewhere.

TaoPhoenix · « **Reply #1269 on:** February 17, 2013, 12:42 PM »

I think it's a play on those eye charts "say the letters you can see E F Q M R d u y b s" etc, but with guns to show the terrorism link. Also something like "if you can correctly see the bottom row you're cleared for a mission".

app103 · « **Reply #1270 on:** February 17, 2013, 06:21 PM »

Oh, I got it...but I guess nobody got my joke.

It was a play on the vintage eye charts that showed all E's, pointing in various directions, where you pointed your hand in whatever direction the E on the chart was pointing. They were mostly used with young children that might not be familiar enough with the alphabet to know the names of all the letters, yet, but could follow simple instructions.

Renegade · « **Reply #1271 on:** February 17, 2013, 06:34 PM »

Oh. I didn't find it funny. Some jokes just bomb on some crowds.

app103 · « **Reply #1272 on:** February 17, 2013, 06:38 PM »

Personally, I thought the mental image my joke conjured up was funnier than the original.

Renegade · « **Reply #1273 on:** February 19, 2013, 11:19 AM »

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Redneck cows...

fenixproductions · « **Reply #1274 on:** February 20, 2013, 04:13 PM »

http://www.addedbytes.com/blog/if-php-were-british/