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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1150 on: January 22, 2013, 05:05 PM »
Quote from: Renegade on January 21, 2013, 02:12 PM
I'm really liking mouser's Easy Screencast Recorder~! :D  :Thmbsup:

Remember, Renegade Endorses Mouser's Easy Screencast Recorder.
That's Easy Screencast Recorder folks! By Mouser! All rights reserved. Some restrictions apply. See Mouser and Renegade for details. But they haven't prepared the pamphlet yet.
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1151 on: January 22, 2013, 05:27 PM »
Quote from: TaoPhoenix on January 22, 2013, 05:05 PM
Quote from: Renegade on January 21, 2013, 02:12 PM
I'm really liking mouser's Easy Screencast Recorder~! :D  :Thmbsup:

Remember, Renegade Endorses Mouser's Easy Screencast Recorder.
That's Easy Screencast Recorder folks! By Mouser! All rights reserved. Some restrictions apply. See Mouser and Renegade for details. But they haven't prepared the pamphlet yet.

Well, so far the "Renegade" portion of the pamphlet is limited to trivial hacking of web pages for the sake of making a mockery of bureaucrats. Not sure that mockery was what mouser had in mind for ESR, or that he'd approve of Renegade's renegade use of ESR. :P ;D

I still approve of ESR though. Even for rebellious mockeries of all many hold sacred~! :P ;D
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1152 on: January 23, 2013, 03:02 PM »
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1153 on: January 23, 2013, 03:35 PM »
I always wondered how/where the phrase "Talk to the hand" originated. It seemed so silly.
Tonight I was watching "Demon With A Glass hand" from an old (1964/5) Outer Limits TV show.
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1154 on: January 23, 2013, 05:07 PM »

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1155 on: January 24, 2013, 05:07 AM »

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1156 on: January 24, 2013, 11:28 AM »
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1157 on: January 24, 2013, 11:55 AM »
Again, one of those things that you just don't know where to post, but it's so darn funny...

Where is the world is it legal to drink & drive? If you said Ireland, you'd be right!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/22/drunk-driving-permits-ireland_n_2527800.html?ncid=edlinkusaolp00000003

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The Kerry County Council in southwest Ireland has passed a controversial measure that could make it legal for some rural drivers to get behind the wheel after knocking back a few stiff drinks.

While only three council members voted "no" on the proposed legislation, five apparently support the creation of special permits for driving in sparsely populated areas while intoxicated, according to the Guardian.

Nationwide, Ireland has been cracking down on drunken driving, according to Irish news outlet Independent.ie, which reports that drivers are now allowed only 50mg of alcohol per 100ml of blood, "equivalent to drinking less than one pint of beer." But permits proposed in the Kerry measure would allow rural residents to consume "two or three drinks," per the Guardian.

Councillor Danny Healy-Rae , who spearheaded the motion, claimed that citizens drinking and driving in rural areas had "never killed anyone" and argued that the permits would actually help prevent "a lot of them falling into depression," reports Irish news site TheJournal.ie.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1158 on: January 24, 2013, 06:00 PM »
what's this, Irish hour :tellme: :D

@ Ren,
he'd like it to be legitimate - he owns a pub in the countryside ;-)

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1159 on: January 25, 2013, 01:44 PM »
Hello.

My name is Inigo Montoya.

You killed my father.

Prepare to die.

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Qantas Passenger's Inigo Montoya 'Princess Bride' Shirt Frightens Travelers

Qantas passenger Wynand Mullins caused quite a stir on a Sunday evening flight from Australia to New Zealand when he wore an Inigo Montoya T-shirt from the 1980s cult film "The Princess Bride," according to New Zealand's Stuff magazine.

The popular name-tag shirt, which reads "Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die," became a cause for alarm after several upset passengers expressed their unease with the T-shirt's message.

BWAHAHAHAHA~! ;D

Does anything really get any funnier than real life?
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1160 on: January 25, 2013, 05:44 PM »
I kinda like offensive t-shirts, but I'm adult enough to (mostly) know when to not wear them.
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1161 on: January 25, 2013, 06:00 PM »
Quote from: f0dder on January 25, 2013, 05:44 PM
I kinda like offensive t-shirts, but I'm adult enough to (mostly) know when to not wear them.

You're probably more mature than I am. My attitude is "FUCK OFF IF YOU CAN'T TAKE A GOD DAMN JOKE - IT'S A FUCKING T-SHIRT FOR CHRIST SAKES!"

These people that get worked up by a t-shirt... Jeez... Could you possibly find anyone more idiotic?

Yes. I want to fucking destroy all of your civilization, and just to prove it, I have the t-shirt...

Really? People need to be able to take a joke. It's sad really. I feel sorry for the poor morons that don't get it. A lot of them are probably good candidates for a Darwin Award.
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1162 on: January 25, 2013, 08:07 PM »
Quote from: IainB on January 23, 2013, 03:35 PM
I always wondered how/where the phrase "Talk to the hand" originated. It seemed so silly.
Tonight I was watching "Demon With A Glass hand" from an old (1964/5) Outer Limits TV show.
(Click on image to enlarge.)
(see attachment in previous post)

I thought it was based on Thing from the Addams Family.  :P

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_pMlnOxotA

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1163 on: January 26, 2013, 04:44 PM »
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"A refrigerator without beer is like a body without soul"

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1164 on: January 27, 2013, 11:34 AM »
I get some twisted thoughts running through my head every now and then... Here's a piece of "metahumour" that popped into my head while doing some house cleaning (gotta entertain myself somehow - cleaning cupboards isn't exactly exciting):

The greatest redeeming quality of any <insert ideological group here /> is that they are mortal, and will thankfully die one day.

Just use your imagination! ;D Works for politics, programming languages, OS/platform users, browser wars, Coke/Pepsi drinkers, whatever! :P

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1165 on: January 27, 2013, 11:40 AM »
Giampy:  ;D ;D ;D

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1166 on: January 28, 2013, 03:59 PM »
We really take for granted how coordinated we are with our bodies:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXBbZV_48I0

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1167 on: January 28, 2013, 04:14 PM »
Possible new human species:
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1168 on: January 29, 2013, 12:14 PM »
Slow Down Music - Where I commit thought crimes...

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1169 on: January 29, 2013, 12:33 PM »
How to feed the homeless (not applicable in all places as feeding the homeless is now a crime in many places):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fO4etpYGn7E

:Thmbsup:  :-*
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1170 on: January 29, 2013, 01:08 PM »
Okay Renny, I'll see you and raise you this!
This is brought to you by the "Do You Feel Safe" Dept. But it's too funny for over there. But now we know where our trillion dollar deficit went!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNlGtxJH4LY Paper bags tick off cops!

Runner Up:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7TzPEYci_w - fake peeing!
(Though at least for once at 1:38 a cop giggled)

This one gets a little darker!  
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nVmm3zobCM
"Am I under arrest? Can you read me my Miranda rights?"
"I don't have to on a minor misdemeanor!" :o

Honorable Mention:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnLqcm-GpmI - fake spray painting





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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1171 on: January 29, 2013, 09:47 PM »
Emoticons........'ASSICONS?'

(_!_) a regular ass

(__!__) a fat ass

(!) a tight ass

(_*_) a sore ass

{_!_} a swishy ass

(_o_) an ass that's been around

(_x_) kiss my ass

(_X_) leave my ass alone

(_zzz_) a tired ass

(_E=mc2_) a smart ass

(_$_) Money coming out of his ass

(_?_) Dumb Ass
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1172 on: January 29, 2013, 09:49 PM »
Quote from: Tinman57 on January 29, 2013, 09:47 PM
Emoticons........'ASSICONS?'
It's been a while since I've seen asscii fart!

(OK, that was lame :().
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1173 on: January 29, 2013, 11:59 PM »
Quote from: Tinman57 on January 29, 2013, 09:47 PM
(!) a tight ass

This is why for years when a semantically called for "exclam in brackets" was called for I went for (!!). At least that hurts more.
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1174 on: January 30, 2013, 12:48 AM »
For the grammar Nazis:

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;D
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