Author Topic: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content] (Read 5,847,927 times)

alivingspirit · « **Reply #1100 on:** January 14, 2013, 02:53 PM »

Back on topic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxoUUbMii7Q

Giampy · « **Reply #1101 on:** January 14, 2013, 03:44 PM »

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alivingspirit · « **Reply #1102 on:** January 14, 2013, 05:58 PM »

http://www.facebook.com/v/10151175716667142

TaoPhoenix · « **Reply #1103 on:** January 14, 2013, 06:35 PM »

Quote from: alivingspirit on January 14, 2013, 05:58 PM

http://www.facebook.com/v/10151175716667142

That's just ... teh interwebz at their best!

TaoPhoenix · « **Reply #1104 on:** January 14, 2013, 06:37 PM »

This next piece humor from the Dutch chess tournament going on.
Grandmaster Ivan Sokolove after drawing (tie) what should have been a won game:
"If I don't kill myself tonight I will live a thousand years." (!?)

Renegade · « **Reply #1105 on:** January 15, 2013, 11:35 AM »

About people whining on Facebook, Twitter, etc.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3le_KTm7Ji4

4wd · « **Reply #1106 on:** January 16, 2013, 11:50 AM »

IainB · « **Reply #1107 on:** January 16, 2013, 01:04 PM »

Hilary - health update:
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TaoPhoenix · « **Reply #1108 on:** January 16, 2013, 10:28 PM »

When news stories ARE the joke:

Satanists planning rally for Florida Gov. Rick Scott
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/satanists-planning-rally-florida-gov-rick-scott-231148312.html

IainB · « **Reply #1109 on:** January 16, 2013, 11:46 PM »

Quote from: TaoPhoenix on January 16, 2013, 10:28 PM

When news stories ARE the joke:
Satanists planning rally for Florida Gov. Rick Scott
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/satanists-planning-rally-florida-gov-rick-scott-231148312.html

That is funny. The comments in that link are quite amusing too.

I rather like this bit:

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"This is a great country. Everyone has a voice," Gov. Scott's press secretary wrote in an email to ABCNews.com.

Yes. A voice - and they can get a drivers' licence, buy a gun and vote as well. How cool is that?
I don't know what possesses these people.

Renegade · « **Reply #1110 on:** January 16, 2013, 11:49 PM »

^^ Oh God...

"Satan is love!' Meanwhile, pictures of the Devil with dead babies hanging from a stick like fish...

Renegade · « **Reply #1111 on:** January 17, 2013, 02:28 AM »

This is just beautiful~!

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TaoPhoenix · « **Reply #1112 on:** January 17, 2013, 11:23 PM »

Quote from: IainB on January 16, 2013, 11:46 PM

I don't know what possesses these people.

Did you really just set up that one for us?
You don't know what possesses followers of the Church of Satan?!

TaoPhoenix · « **Reply #1113 on:** January 17, 2013, 11:24 PM »

More funny news:

http://gma.yahoo.com/blogs/abc-blogs/subway-foot-longs-coming-short-191925939--abc-news-deals.html
Subway Foot-Longs Coming Up Short
SpinDroid statement:
"...The length however may vary slightly when not baked to our exact specifications."
Notice it's never to the customer's favor!

Renegade · « **Reply #1114 on:** January 18, 2013, 07:51 AM »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cey35bBWXls

Never even heard about that show before.

What do you call a reality show 30 years ago?

Answer

A GAME SHOW!

IainB · « **Reply #1115 on:** January 18, 2013, 10:15 AM »

Quote from: TaoPhoenix on January 17, 2013, 11:23 PM

Did you really just set up that one for us?

Sorry. It wasn't very original, I know. It made me smile though.

IainB · « **Reply #1116 on:** January 18, 2013, 10:27 AM »

Redaction to the extreme as the FBI thumbs its nose derisively at the Law relating to FOI:
Justice Department 'Complies' With FOIA Request For GPS Tracking Memos; Hands ACLU 111 Fully Redacted Pages
Those guys might have a sense of humour.
This is Page 2:

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IainB · « **Reply #1117 on:** January 18, 2013, 10:31 AM »

When it comes to style, Aussie singers can still show the world a thing or two:

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Renegade · « **Reply #1118 on:** January 18, 2013, 10:39 AM »

^^ Page 2? That's EVERY page!

God, you can't make this up.

And if they do have a sense of humour, I wish someone would wipe the smiles off their faces.

IainB · « **Reply #1119 on:** January 18, 2013, 01:40 PM »

Quote from: Renegade on January 18, 2013, 10:39 AM

^^ Page 2? That's EVERY page!
God, you can't make this up.
And if they do have a sense of humour, I wish someone would wipe the smiles off their faces.

Yes, and if I was an American citizen and I saw the FBI/State judiciary flipping someone the bird like that when given an FOI, I wouldn't stand for it. Why would you pay your government in taxes, just to have them do that to you?

Renegade · « **Reply #1120 on:** January 18, 2013, 02:08 PM »

Quote from: IainB on January 18, 2013, 01:40 PM

Quote from: Renegade on January 18, 2013, 10:39 AM
^^ Page 2? That's EVERY page!
God, you can't make this up.
And if they do have a sense of humour, I wish someone would wipe the smiles off their faces.
Yes, and if I was an American citizen and I saw the FBI/State judiciary flipping someone the bird like that when given an FOI, I wouldn't stand for it. Why would you pay your government in taxes, just to have them do that to you?

What was it that FOI meant? I believe when the state delivers it, it means:

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Fuck Off Immediately

Giampy · « **Reply #1121 on:** January 18, 2013, 07:27 PM »

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Arizona Hot · « **Reply #1122 on:** January 18, 2013, 08:36 PM »

Would you like to be able to do this?

Man turns his head 180 degrees

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Man without bones

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The battery man (He cooks it with regular external electric power flowing through his body.)

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IainB · « **Reply #1123 on:** January 19, 2013, 09:51 AM »

Spontaneous humour from a fast-food waiter:

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So I said “I just bailed out of an attempt to induct me into a cult”. He replied – and I will now channel Dave Barry and assure you that I am not making this up:
“The Obama administration?”

(spotted here: How do you bait a trap for the soul?)

IainB · « **Reply #1124 on:** January 19, 2013, 02:23 PM »

Once upon a time a powerful Emperor of the Rising Sun advertised for a new Chief Samurai.
After a year, only three people applied for the job:
a Japanese man,
a Chinese man, and
a Jewish Samurai.

"Demonstrate your skills!" commanded the Emperor.

The Japanese samurai stepped forward, opened a tiny box and released a fly.
He drew his samurai sword and *Swish!* the fly fell to the floor, neatly divided in two!
"What a feat!" said the Emperor, "Number Two Samurai, show me what you do."

The Chinese samurai smiled confidently, stepped forward and opened a tiny box, releasing a fly.
He drew his samurai sword and * Swish! * Swish! *
The fly fell to the floor neatly quartered.
"That is skill!" nodded the Emperor, "How are you going to top that, Number three Samurai?"

The Jewish samurai stepped forward, opened a tiny box releasing a fly.
He drew his samurai sword and *Swoooooosh!* flourished his sword so mightily that a gust of wind blew through the room.
But the fly was still buzzing around!
In disappointment, the Emperor said, "What kind of skill is that? The fly isn't even dead."

"Dead?" replied the Jewish Samurai, "Dead is easy. Circumcision...now THAT takes skill!"