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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4675 on: August 23, 2015, 12:21 PM »
Man tries to rob bank with a gun drawn on a piece of paper

He plead guilty to armed robbery? Was he actually armed? Details seem missing from the story.

I agree.  Details seem a bit sketchy.

;D I really did laugh out loud at that one :up:
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4676 on: August 23, 2015, 12:37 PM »
Man tries to rob bank with a gun drawn on a piece of paper

He plead guilty to armed robbery? Was he actually armed? Details seem missing from the story.

I agree.  Details seem a bit sketchy.

;D I really did laugh out loud at that one :up:

Heh heh.  Thanks.  :)

Edit:  Thanks to Deozaan for the great straight line.  ;)

« Last Edit: August 23, 2015, 12:46 PM by MilesAhead »

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4677 on: August 23, 2015, 05:26 PM »
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Details seem missing from the story.

I agree.  Details seem a bit sketchy.
He was quick on the draw.
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4678 on: August 23, 2015, 07:07 PM »
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Details seem missing from the story.

I agree.  Details seem a bit sketchy.
He was quick on the draw.

It was only penciled in at the time.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4679 on: August 23, 2015, 09:47 PM »
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Details seem missing from the story.

I agree.  Details seem a bit sketchy.
He was quick on the draw.

It was only penciled in at the time.

Canvasing the comments has proven quite interesting.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4680 on: August 23, 2015, 10:34 PM »
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Details seem missing from the story.

I agree.  Details seem a bit sketchy.
He was quick on the draw.

It was only penciled in at the time.

Canvasing the comments has proven quite interesting.

I still wouldn't draw any conclusions from it. I'd wait until we get the complete picture.
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4681 on: August 23, 2015, 11:10 PM »
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Details seem missing from the story.

I agree.  Details seem a bit sketchy.
He was quick on the draw.

It was only penciled in at the time.

Canvasing the comments has proven quite interesting.

I still wouldn't draw any conclusions from it. I'd wait until we get the complete picture.

I see the fountain of wisdom in that penning.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4682 on: August 24, 2015, 04:18 AM »
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Details seem missing from the story.

I agree.  Details seem a bit sketchy.
He was quick on the draw.

It was only penciled in at the time.

Canvasing the comments has proven quite interesting.

I still wouldn't draw any conclusions from it. I'd wait until we get the complete picture.

I see the fountain of wisdom in that penning.

I think it's time that somebody here took the lead.
Chris

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4683 on: August 24, 2015, 07:30 AM »
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Details seem missing from the story.

I agree.  Details seem a bit sketchy.
He was quick on the draw.

It was only penciled in at the time.

Canvasing the comments has proven quite interesting.

I still wouldn't draw any conclusions from it. I'd wait until we get the complete picture.

I see the fountain of wisdom in that penning.
Looks like someone is trying to break the record for nested quotations ?
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4684 on: August 24, 2015, 11:51 AM »
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Details seem missing from the story.

I agree.  Details seem a bit sketchy.
He was quick on the draw.

It was only penciled in at the time.

Canvasing the comments has proven quite interesting.

I still wouldn't draw any conclusions from it. I'd wait until we get the complete picture.

I see the fountain of wisdom in that penning.

I think it's time that somebody here took the lead.

All is well that pens well.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4685 on: August 24, 2015, 12:19 PM »
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Details seem missing from the story.

I agree.  Details seem a bit sketchy.
He was quick on the draw.

It was only penciled in at the time.

Canvasing the comments has proven quite interesting.

I still wouldn't draw any conclusions from it. I'd wait until we get the complete picture.

I see the fountain of wisdom in that penning.

I think it's time that somebody here took the lead.

All is well that pens well.

That's penning review.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4686 on: August 24, 2015, 08:56 PM »
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Details seem missing from the story.

I agree.  Details seem a bit sketchy.
He was quick on the draw.

It was only penciled in at the time.

Canvasing the comments has proven quite interesting.

I still wouldn't draw any conclusions from it. I'd wait until we get the complete picture.

I see the fountain of wisdom in that penning.

I think it's time that somebody here took the lead.

All is well that pens well.

That's penning review.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4687 on: August 24, 2015, 09:43 PM »
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Details seem missing from the story.

I agree.  Details seem a bit sketchy.
He was quick on the draw.

It was only penciled in at the time.

Canvasing the comments has proven quite interesting.

I still wouldn't draw any conclusions from it. I'd wait until we get the complete picture.

I see the fountain of wisdom in that penning.

I think it's time that somebody here took the lead.

All is well that pens well.

That's penning review.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4688 on: August 24, 2015, 09:52 PM »
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Details seem missing from the story.

I agree.  Details seem a bit sketchy.
He was quick on the draw.

It was only penciled in at the time.

Canvasing the comments has proven quite interesting.

I still wouldn't draw any conclusions from it. I'd wait until we get the complete picture.

I see the fountain of wisdom in that penning.

I think it's time that somebody here took the lead.

All is well that pens well.

That's penning review.
No pen no gain !
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4689 on: August 24, 2015, 11:02 PM »
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Details seem missing from the story.

I agree.  Details seem a bit sketchy.
He was quick on the draw.

It was only penciled in at the time.

Canvasing the comments has proven quite interesting.

I still wouldn't draw any conclusions from it. I'd wait until we get the complete picture.

I see the fountain of wisdom in that penning.

I think it's time that somebody here took the lead.

All is well that pens well.

That's penning review.

where there's a quill there's a way

You deserve a
for that one!  Heh heh heh


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4690 on: August 24, 2015, 11:02 PM »
No pen no gain !

Oh! Are we talking about Linux Distros? No Penguin, No Gain?
:D
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4691 on: August 25, 2015, 12:57 AM »
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Details seem missing from the story.

I agree.  Details seem a bit sketchy.
He was quick on the draw.

It was only penciled in at the time.

Canvasing the comments has proven quite interesting.

I still wouldn't draw any conclusions from it. I'd wait until we get the complete picture.

I see the fountain of wisdom in that penning.

I think it's time that somebody here took the lead.

All is well that pens well.

That's penning review.
No pen no gain !
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4692 on: August 25, 2015, 03:33 PM »
No pen no gain !

Oh! Are we talking about Linux Distros? No Penguin, No Gain?
:D

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4693 on: August 25, 2015, 04:36 PM »
No pen no gain !

Oh! Are we talking about Linux Distros? No Penguin, No Gain?
:D

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Would that be 6 bunti?
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4694 on: August 25, 2015, 05:17 PM »
No pen no gain !

Oh! Are we talking about Linux Distros? No Penguin, No Gain?
:D

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Would that be 6 bunti?

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4695 on: August 26, 2015, 01:40 AM »
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Anyone here interested in this as a Halloween costume? If so, get it quick. It may disappear soon.
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4696 on: August 26, 2015, 09:25 AM »
Did you like The Karate Kid? Well... here's the story from a different perspective... 8) (4:42 long)

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4698 on: August 27, 2015, 09:44 PM »
Two cartoons from The Oldie magazine, May 2015.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4699 on: August 28, 2015, 12:10 AM »
Google ordered to remove links to stories about Google removing links to stories

Is this the Onion?!?  :huh: :P ;D

Well other than the stunningly mind crunching syntax, it's actually a disturbing story!
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