Author Topic: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content] (Read 5,847,927 times)

bit · « **Reply #4725 on:** September 06, 2015, 08:58 PM »

Then there was the man who worked in a straw factory.
He was rather a desperate fellow, always clutching at straws.

MilesAhead · « **Reply #4726 on:** September 07, 2015, 12:11 PM »

Quote from: bit on September 06, 2015, 08:58 PM

Then there was the man who worked in a straw factory.
He was rather a desperate fellow, always clutching at straws.

Not only that but when the factory went out of business eventually he got to the last straw.

crabby3 · « **Reply #4727 on:** September 07, 2015, 12:19 PM »

Quote from: MilesAhead on September 07, 2015, 12:11 PM

Quote from: bit on September 06, 2015, 08:58 PM
Then there was the man who worked in a straw factory.
He was rather a desperate fellow, always clutching at straws.

Not only that but when the factory went out of business eventually he got to the last straw.

Which broke the camels back.

MilesAhead · « **Reply #4728 on:** September 07, 2015, 12:27 PM »

Quote from: crabby3 on September 07, 2015, 12:19 PM

Quote from: MilesAhead on September 07, 2015, 12:11 PM
Quote from: bit on September 06, 2015, 08:58 PM
Then there was the man who worked in a straw factory.
He was rather a desperate fellow, always clutching at straws.

Not only that but when the factory went out of business eventually he got to the last straw.

Which broke the camels back.

But satisfaction brought.. damn! That only works for cats, not camels.

crabby3 · « **Reply #4729 on:** September 07, 2015, 12:39 PM »

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Deozaan · « **Reply #4730 on:** September 08, 2015, 04:16 PM »

Here's a decent mashup of just about every movie dance club scene ever:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QajyNRnyPMs

Stoic Joker · « **Reply #4731 on:** September 08, 2015, 05:26 PM »

Damn ^that's some clever editing!

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #4732 on:** September 08, 2015, 06:22 PM »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsgljjQE6J4

A Volcano Cooks a Can of Ravioli - YouTube

tomos · « **Reply #4733 on:** September 08, 2015, 08:07 PM »

Quote from: Deozaan on September 08, 2015, 04:16 PM

Here's a decent mashup of just about every movie dance club scene ever:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QajyNRnyPMs

I thought that was pretty brilliant (and had a couple of good laughs too)

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #4734 on:** September 09, 2015, 02:28 AM »

Tomos: Did you get an error message when you tried to use the Youtube icon? I did and added a separate link to the video, but kept the original one and it was shown as you see above.

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #4735 on:** September 09, 2015, 02:33 AM »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9uLnquaC84

Meet Bina48 the Humanoid Robot - YouTube

Humanoid Robot Thinks Taking Over The World Isn’t Worth the Effort

Russian 5-year-olds dig tunnel out of nursery 'to buy Jaguar'

Renegade · « **Reply #4736 on:** September 09, 2015, 06:16 AM »

Quote from: Deozaan on September 08, 2015, 04:16 PM

Here's a decent mashup of just about every movie dance club scene ever:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QajyNRnyPMs

That was pretty wild. I liked the Darth Vader light saber fight edited in.

tomos · « **Reply #4737 on:** September 09, 2015, 08:24 AM »

Quote from: Arizona Hot on September 09, 2015, 02:28 AM

Tomos: Did you get an error message when you tried to use the Youtube icon? I did and added a separate link to the video, but kept the original one and it was shown as you see above.

embedded videos are playing fine for me - but I do think it's a good idea to add link and the title of the video,
for cases where the embedded wont play for whatever reason, but also to facilitate search.

x16wda · « **Reply #4738 on:** September 09, 2015, 10:28 AM »

Quote from: Arizona Hot on September 09, 2015, 02:33 AM

Meet Bina48 the Humanoid Robot - YouTube

Bina 48 is one of the creepiest things I have seen... shades of What are Little Girls Made Of but nowhere near the Old Ones' standards...

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #4739 on:** September 11, 2015, 07:10 PM »

11 signs your phone is too big Greenbot

app103 · « **Reply #4740 on:** September 13, 2015, 08:29 PM »

High heels suck.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rg0iErtauM0

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #4741 on:** September 14, 2015, 02:06 AM »

Here is a Latin-language version of "They're Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa!"

In Vinculis Iacebunt, Ha-hae!.pdf (39.9 KB)

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #4742 on:** September 14, 2015, 06:39 PM »

You can't really appreciate rock n' roll until you listen to it during an earthquake.

Edvard · « **Reply #4743 on:** September 15, 2015, 02:17 AM »

Quote from: app103 on September 13, 2015, 08:29 PM

High heels suck.
...

I agree that those ridiculous "hooker hooves" (as a female acquaintance affectionately christened them) do suck. Can't you just hear tendons snapping? Sensible heels and a little practice works wonders, if you go for heels at all. And for pete's sake, the substrate they're walking on are NOT where you wear heels. Red carpets, catwalks, and smooth club floors, sure. Boardwalks on the beach? Not so much. You're just asking for dual ankle braces to go with those platforms, kid.

barney · « **Reply #4744 on:** September 15, 2015, 03:20 AM »

Quote from: app103 on September 13, 2015, 08:29 PM

High heels suck.

Yeah, they do. However, they are a combination/creation of chauvinism and sensual pride. High heels help to form the calves more attractively - for those who find calves attractive (and we ain't talkin' livestock here

), while flats tend to produce more hip/buttock action. What's funny about this? My senior year in high school - 1963, mind you - I was handed a research project by my English teacher because of a casual comment - I thought! - I made one (1) day in class about models and the profession of modeling. Took me two (2) weeks, and I now know more about modeling and footwear than I ever had any wish to learn $:-\$

. If you think heels are bad, consider the consequences of casual comments!