This is so utterly insane that it's funny:

http://naturalsociety.com/smoke-cigarettes-for-weight-loss-4-insane-corporate-advertisements/

Smoke to lose weight:



There are more at the link:

• In Order to Lose Weight, You Need to Eat More Sugar
• Forget Vegetables, Eat Psychoactive Drugs
• Feed Your Baby Lots of Soda

You can't make this stuff up!

Advertisements for cigarettes used to say things like "My Doctor Recommends Lucky Strike Cigarettes!"

It kind of makes you wonder if doctors and the health industry in general really know any better today than they did back then. I'm guessing in another ~75 years people will look back on health recommendations of today with the same kind of bewildered amusement.

Smoking takes 10 years off your life, if I hadn't of smoked when I was 20 I'd be 60 by now.

http://www.madsci.org/cgi-bin/cgiwrap/~lynn/jardin/SCG
The Surrealist Compliment Generator

Your wit, your teeth, your pasty reflection can but incorporate freely into the powerful surface of a disintegrating mirror set afloat upon a swarm of locusts.

Your dashingly colored toupee twists my right boot into a state of ennui with the speed and dexterity of many lemon meringue-coated conquistadors.

Depending on if you have a sick sense of humour, this is hilarious:

http://blog.alexanderhiggins.com/2012/03/30/santorum-calls-obama-govenment-nigger-109551/

Rick Santorum uses the N-word! Bwahahahahaa~!

A new Nyan cat.
Reminds me of a cat we once had...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5Cu5kn2dZw

I was expecting some unicorns to come out of there.

But it reminds me of my wife...

And one pissed off, errr... pissed on dog.

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This is worth a laugh or 2:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/04/04/27-hilarious-detention-slips-photos_n_1397986.html#s835198&title=Detention_For_Browser



That there is just so utterly ridiculous... "Although he was correct... Alex would be better off simply accepting my teachings without resistance." That's seriously ****ed. Ignorance is strength.



Foxfire.exe~!

Nothing like making a mockery of education... Because resistance is futile~!

This one is for you, Josh:

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Love it deo!

Wait Iain, is that part of a Lost episode? 

To the last Sugar Puff,

You may see me as a senseless, greedy consumer but let me explain... I know you have just witnessed mass genocide, I have indeed just eaten your entire family. Nonetheless, I fund your cause on a bi-monthly basis, I have donated countless amounts of money and copious amounts of milk to you and your ilk. What you ahven't realzied is if it wasn't for me and my greed of the common sugar puff, your species would cease to exist. I may appear a tyrant, looking for nothing but personal satisfaction, but the true evil here is the one known as the Honey Monster. We both know who he is and what he's done, but if we work together, we can stop his reign of supremacy! It's warm and safe inside my belly, I promise you. I can offer you more than you could ever imagine. The sugar puffs inside me run free in a land of peace and prosperity. It's nothing like the concentration cardboard camp the furred one forced you to reside in. You were enslaved. It's horrrible, but it is the truth.

So now you have heard my words of promise. Join me. Join me in love, join me in hope...Join me in freedom!

And together- we will prevail...

Now stop evading my spoon you worthless piece of wheat!

"No no no Iain, xkcd is holy scripture and should be treated as such. While it doesn't have chapters, it has Verses. So you should have quoted "xkcd verse 386".  

P.S. It's a play off the cartoon you posted - get it?

It's a picture of a train wreck, actually...