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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #375 on: February 03, 2012, 07:07 PM »
First!
FU-girl.jpg
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #376 on: February 03, 2012, 08:58 PM »
One more rajnikanth joke:


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #377 on: February 03, 2012, 09:03 PM »
HAHAHAHA ;D ;D ;D
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Slow Down Music - Where I commit thought crimes...

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #379 on: February 04, 2012, 02:04 PM »
Neck Exercise To Reduce The Pain While On Your Computer.
Amusing - and seems to be correct and potentially useful/beneficial.
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #380 on: February 04, 2012, 02:41 PM »
Satirical comment on the Komen + PP funding backpeddling/fiasco.
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #381 on: February 04, 2012, 03:03 PM »
Planned Parenthood? (I'll try not to rant...)

As they say at the Planned Parenthood Clinic, better late than never.

http://www.frcblog.com/2011/09/dead-baby-jokes-at-planned-parenthood-not-funny-give-us-back-our-tax-money/

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It took a few weeks before I got the alarm code to our clinic. I guess it takes that long for them to trust you. I remember getting the code and feeling shocked. The code was 2229. That seems innocent…until they told me what it spelled out…BABY. Really. Wow. We were really joking about that…our alarm code was mocking the murder of children.

A few weeks later I was introduced to our freezer in the POC (products of conception) lab. This was the freezer that held the fetal tissue until the biohazard truck came for disposal. I found out the name for that freezer…the nursery. Again, that was a joke. How had that become a joke?


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #382 on: February 04, 2012, 05:38 PM »
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It took a few weeks before I got the alarm code to our clinic. I guess it takes that long for them to trust you. I remember getting the code and feeling shocked. The code was 2229. That seems innocent…until they told me what it spelled out…BABY. Really. Wow. We were really joking about that…our alarm code was mocking the murder of children.

A few weeks later I was introduced to our freezer in the POC (products of conception) lab. This was the freezer that held the fetal tissue until the biohazard truck came for disposal. I found out the name for that freezer…the nursery. Again, that was a joke. How had that become a joke?

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #383 on: February 05, 2012, 05:19 AM »
Amusing irony at the BP petrol pumps. Following the massive BP oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico in 2010, this sign was spotted by a BP customer in a petrol service station in Ohio (USA).
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WARNING! Do Not Leave Pumps Unattended You Are Responsible For Spills.
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #385 on: February 05, 2012, 05:49 AM »
Malpractice action against Mexican plastic surgeon:
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #386 on: February 05, 2012, 09:57 AM »
Its ok, people. Google has successfully updated the Earth. (some time last year, I had forgotten I took this pic)

Methinks Google thinks its God.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #387 on: February 05, 2012, 02:11 PM »
Not so much funny as clever:

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #388 on: February 07, 2012, 01:53 AM »
you can make of this what you will, though I see it as some truth in advertising.

this was posted in the window of a game shop in one of our local shopping centres

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #389 on: February 07, 2012, 06:01 AM »
Slow Down Music - Where I commit thought crimes...

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #390 on: February 07, 2012, 08:15 AM »
@Renegade: That's awful bad "satire". Is it a recruitment promo?
Made me want to become a TSA officer right away!    :)

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #392 on: February 07, 2012, 01:40 PM »
LOL!! Just watched the TSA satire vid  ;D
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #393 on: February 08, 2012, 12:55 PM »
Ok, here's one for 40hz - I think you'll like this one! (Though I'm certain quite a few people here will also like it!)

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I think we've discussed the topic in a few places in one form or another. :)
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #394 on: February 08, 2012, 11:08 PM »
Not so much funny as clever:
(see attachment in previous post)

That is clever but I think the way I do it probably works better in the long run. I have always used strips of paper and clear packing tape to create laminated tags that don't fall off.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #395 on: February 09, 2012, 12:14 AM »
Ok, here's one for 40hz - I think you'll like this one! (Though I'm certain quite a few people here will also like it!)
(see attachment in previous post)
I think we've discussed the topic in a few places in one form or another. :)

@Ren - Yeah, but they're working on it!  :Thmbsup: ;D ;D ;D

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #396 on: February 09, 2012, 12:27 AM »
Ok. Time for some geek chuckles.


The client who sent me the link said half the office was in hysterics over how much this guy's reaction and demeanor reminded them of me. Especially his question "Do they have like a professional version instead of all this bullshit?"

And while it may be true I spend way too much time in server and hub rooms - or with my nose in a tech book - I do in fact recognize what the Windows 8 beta looks like. So I'm not quite as far gone as this dude is. But that doesn't mean I'm not I'm 100% in agreement of his assessment that "this is bullshit."

So ok...laugh it up guys, I sez to my client. :P

Lucky for you I'm a mostly just a crabby SA and not a true BOFH.
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #397 on: February 09, 2012, 01:23 PM »
Slow Down Music - Where I commit thought crimes...

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #398 on: February 09, 2012, 07:59 PM »
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Dude, you need... Elder Sign!
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #399 on: February 10, 2012, 08:42 PM »
Haha! I had no idea there were so many Cthulhu parody videos. Nice.

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