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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4400 on: April 16, 2015, 02:44 PM »
Quote from: app103 on April 16, 2015, 05:46 AM
Nope, didn't have to open my wallet for him. In fact, we got back more than twice as much as we did last year. :)

That's one thing that's always befuddled me... people are happy to get back a lot of money.  It's your own money that you gave the government interest free for a year.  My perfect world is when I'm at $0 owed or returned.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4401 on: April 16, 2015, 03:18 PM »
Quote from: wraith808 on April 16, 2015, 02:44 PM
Quote from: app103 on April 16, 2015, 05:46 AM
Nope, didn't have to open my wallet for him. In fact, we got back more than twice as much as we did last year. :)

That's one thing that's always befuddled me... people are happy to get back a lot of money.  It's your own money that you gave the government interest free for a year.  My perfect world is when I'm at $0 owed or returned.

If you can believe it, back in the 70s and 80s if you didn't file a Tax Return and the govt. owed you money(like you left it there for a couple of years) when you did file, they paid it with 5% interest for the extra time they had it.  Of course back then I think savings accounts were paying over 4% interest.  I think some people got wise to it and were just not taking their deduction(claiming 0) and using it like a savings plan.  After a few years the guvmint quit paying the interest.  It's too bad.  In fact I think I still have tax deductions I never got back.  I asked my former employer for the info but I guess they are only required to keep it a certain number of years.  I bet if I owed them money they wouldn't throw away the records.  :)

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4402 on: April 16, 2015, 04:35 PM »
Quote from: wraith808 on April 16, 2015, 02:44 PM
That's one thing that's always befuddled me... people are happy to get back a lot of money.  It's your own money that you gave the government interest free for a year.  My perfect world is when I'm at $0 owed or returned.

^ Yep. That.

With one small caveat... You "owe" your extortionist? Oh gee... thanks for not breaking my legs. :P #WhoIsLarkenRose?
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4403 on: April 16, 2015, 05:31 PM »
Facepalm blackeye warning! - If you like ridiculing the Tumblr crowd, you'll like this.
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4404 on: April 16, 2015, 10:16 PM »
Quote from: wraith808 on April 16, 2015, 02:44 PM
That's one thing that's always befuddled me... people are happy to get back a lot of money.  It's your own money that you gave the government interest free for a year.  My perfect world is when I'm at $0 owed or returned.

There's a couple of very "lateral thinking rational" reasons this could make someone happy.

Let's get the Elephant in the room away first:

Earned Income Credit.

It's the biggest chunk of found-cash anyone's ever gonna get. It's *supposed* to vanish into caring for the kid, but... well ...

But back to "regular savings" refunds. People can sometimes really have trouble making themselves save, and fairly well known cases are when the initial self-savings accounts began so strong for New Years resolutions and even into Easter ... begin to get chipped at for summer! But if it's stuck into withholdings, it's a lot harder for them to get at.

Then the final reason. ... if you have an abusive household situation, if your savings are jammed into withholdings, the abusive half of the family unit can't bully you as easily into giving them up!

:tellme:
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4405 on: April 17, 2015, 12:00 AM »
Quote from: TaoPhoenix on April 16, 2015, 10:16 PM
Quote from: wraith808 on April 16, 2015, 02:44 PM
That's one thing that's always befuddled me... people are happy to get back a lot of money.  It's your own money that you gave the government interest free for a year.  My perfect world is when I'm at $0 owed or returned.

There's a couple of very "lateral thinking rational" reasons this could make someone happy.

Let's get the Elephant in the room away first:

Earned Income Credit.

It's the biggest chunk of found-cash anyone's ever gonna get. It's *supposed* to vanish into caring for the kid, but... well ...

But back to "regular savings" refunds. People can sometimes really have trouble making themselves save, and fairly well known cases are when the initial self-savings accounts began so strong for New Years resolutions and even into Easter ... begin to get chipped at for summer! But if it's stuck into withholdings, it's a lot harder for them to get at.

Then the final reason. ... if you have an abusive household situation, if your savings are jammed into withholdings, the abusive half of the family unit can't bully you as easily into giving them up!

:tellme:

Or the very obvious reason... that most people don't realize/think of it.  Occam's razor says that's the more likely reason in most cases.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4406 on: April 17, 2015, 12:39 AM »
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4407 on: April 17, 2015, 04:38 PM »
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If you add drunk people to fitness quotes, things get hilarious. (more at randommization.com)

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4408 on: April 17, 2015, 05:35 PM »
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4409 on: April 17, 2015, 06:01 PM »
Quote from: wraith808 on April 17, 2015, 04:38 PM
If you add drunk people to fitness quotes, things get hilarious. (more at randommization.com)

;D lot's of good ones there :up:
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4410 on: April 18, 2015, 11:32 AM »
Quote from: wraith808 on April 17, 2015, 04:38 PM
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If you add drunk people to fitness quotes, things get hilarious. (more at randommization.com)

Those werrrreeeee GREAT~!
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4411 on: April 19, 2015, 01:03 AM »
Hit man monkey was maybe the greatest picture i have ever seen in my life.

only thing I have to add is this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkmeoYKYctw
check their youtube channel out they have some great stuff.

Sorry if someone already posted that. huge thread  :Thmbsup:

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4412 on: April 20, 2015, 02:54 PM »

From Slashdot today:

(some user) "hahaha, your brain can't grasp rudimentary concepts of..."
Anonymous Coward: "Sorry, my neuron is busy right now."

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4413 on: April 22, 2015, 03:00 PM »
A funny article about a town that's considering changing it's slogan because people no longer speak their own language sufficiently well enough to understand it.

http://metronews.ca/news/canada/1346653/saskatchewan-town-considers-changing-land-of-rape-and-honey-slogan/

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The mayor of a town in northern Saskatchewan sighs at the prospect of having to explain yet again what the community’s slogan really means.

Tisdale has been called the “Land of Rape and Honey” for nearly 60 years and its weathered welcome sign still sports the phrase.

Rape refers to rapeseed, a bright yellow crop that was a precursor to the modern canola and a key agriculture product of the area. But it offends people who think it means sexual assault.

:wallbash: :wallbash: :wallbash: :wallbash: :wallbash:
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4414 on: April 22, 2015, 04:00 PM »

I dunno, I gotta agree with the mayor on this one.

Sometimes language moves in tidal wave shifts, so that you just can't squeak by super-obsolete definitions anymore in the old contexts.

The famous ones are of course "gay" and "gay '90s" (1890's), and "faggot" (pile of wood, and no, not *that* kind of wood!).

And those are even moderately "nice" words nowadays!!

The R-word is way up there for the top 10 list of most super-charged words ever!

So I don't think a head-bang icon is called for this time! Call it a linguistic force of nature. I've never even heard of that ...uh ... seed. Right. It just won't quit!

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4415 on: April 22, 2015, 04:13 PM »
I'm with Ren on this one...you don't get to change the name of something just because you have decided it hurts you feelings if/when/only because of your desire to take it radically out of context.

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« Reply #4416 on: April 22, 2015, 10:57 PM »
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« Reply #4417 on: April 22, 2015, 11:03 PM »
If they just changed it to Rapeseed then the people who didn't know any better might look it up on their smartphone while driving instead of facebooking, SMSing, etc and thereby learn something just before they run their car off the road or hit someone.
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« Reply #4418 on: April 22, 2015, 11:06 PM »
Quote from: crabby3 on April 22, 2015, 10:57 PM
more alarming than silly
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It would have been funnier if he put on a pair of Frye Boots and stomped it until it died.  "Rebooting" it you might say.  That's the trouble with gun ownership.  The owner is tempted to use the weapon instead of laying the computer on a railroad track like a normal person.  :)

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4419 on: April 23, 2015, 08:40 AM »

More irritating than fun:

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« Reply #4420 on: April 23, 2015, 08:47 AM »
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« Reply #4421 on: April 23, 2015, 11:26 AM »
Quote from: Arizona Hot on April 23, 2015, 08:47 AM
So, this guy just got caught cheating

Once the silly humor threads are over, doesn't the guy now have a counter statement to his former gf?

"Hey jerk, you were cheating on me!"
"Hi babe. You've got an arrest charge of damage to my property!"

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« Reply #4422 on: April 23, 2015, 11:58 AM »
Quote from: TaoPhoenix on April 23, 2015, 11:26 AM
Quote from: Arizona Hot on April 23, 2015, 08:47 AM
So, this guy just got caught cheating

Once the silly humor threads are over, doesn't the guy now have a counter statement to his former gf?

"Hey jerk, you were cheating on me!"
"Hi babe. You've got an arrest charge of damage to my property!"


They should have a new "Scared Straight" series "Hot Chicks Go To Prison Too."  For some reason hot chicks think they can do anything if they are angry.  They need to be shown Hot Chicks Behind Bars.  Not some old film starring Linda Blair.  But real nitty gritty showing what hot chicks behind bars have to do to get hair conditioner and nail polish.  :)

That might make them think twice before chucking a guy's stuff out the 12th floor window.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4423 on: April 23, 2015, 02:48 PM »
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