Author Topic: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content] (Read 5,847,927 times)

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #4375 on:** April 08, 2015, 07:45 PM »

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Funny Kids' Test Answers

The proportions on this triangle are wrong. The 3 and the x should be switched.

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America's Weirdest Cupcakes

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #4376 on:** April 08, 2015, 07:54 PM »

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Banned Baby Names Around the World

Any Germans here want to name your kid Hitler, especially a girl? It would probably be more traumatic for them than naming a boy "Sue".

tomos · « **Reply #4377 on:** April 08, 2015, 08:31 PM »

I read lately about the name Hitler being used for a child in the States, I think it might even have been the middle name for a girl - but cant find it now - not worth finding really...

Deozaan · « **Reply #4378 on:** April 10, 2015, 05:25 PM »

Quote from: tomos on April 08, 2015, 08:31 PM

I read lately about the name Hitler being used for a child in the States, I think it might even have been the middle name for a girl - but cant find it now - not worth finding really...

If you're talking about the same story I'm thinking about, it was a boy, and his name was "Adolf Hitler [Surname]" and the part that made it notable or newsworthy (as I recall) was that Child Protective Services threatened to take him away from his parents. But I can't remember the details of why or what eventually happened.

But none of this is really on topic for this thread. :-D

wraith808 · « **Reply #4379 on:** April 10, 2015, 06:20 PM »

Quote from: Deozaan on April 10, 2015, 05:25 PM

Quote from: tomos on April 08, 2015, 08:31 PM
I read lately about the name Hitler being used for a child in the States, I think it might even have been the middle name for a girl - but cant find it now - not worth finding really...

If you're talking about the same story I'm thinking about, it was a boy, and his name was "Adolf Hitler [Surname]" and the part that made it notable or newsworthy (as I recall) was that Child Protective Services threatened to take him away from his parents. But I can't remember the details of why or what eventually happened.

But none of this is really on topic for this thread. :-D

But since you mention it... http://abcnews.go.com/US/story?id=6648877&page=1

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #4380 on:** April 11, 2015, 04:24 AM »

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Hilarious Instagram Feed Takes Tweezer Food to Task - Reviewed.com Ovens

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The Texas Department of Motor Vehicles is onto Safer Hassan, who has been driving around with “370H55V” personalized plates slapped on his car for three years, he told KPRC 2 News.

Texas man’s custom license plate revoked by DMV

How many people here are going to rush out to get a plate just like it?

mouser · « **Reply #4381 on:** April 12, 2015, 12:41 AM »

USAF Honor Guard - Rubber Chicken Bearing Test

"To be a Ceremonial Guardsman in the United States Air Force you have to maintain bearing at all times, even if you have a rubber chicken in front of your face. The instructors at the USAF Honor Guard Tech School constantly challenge the newcoming Airmen's bearing, and the students pay the penalty if they cannot maintain it."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AqqmjGzeTQ

from http://www.neatorama.com/

I could not keep from laughing just watching this

Renegade · « **Reply #4382 on:** April 12, 2015, 01:50 PM »

Friendly reminder... Don't post any funny memes anymore if you're in Russia...

http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-intersect/wp/2015/04/10/russia-just-made-a-ton-of-internet-memes-illegal/?tid=sm_fb

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Russia just made a ton of Internet memes illegal

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/people/vladimir-putin

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #4383 on:** April 12, 2015, 08:44 PM »

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I saw these today in Walmart presumably for people who like to eat the ears first.

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #4384 on:** April 13, 2015, 03:55 AM »

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Okla. woman, 23, gets shocked while having mugshot taken

TaoPhoenix · « **Reply #4385 on:** April 13, 2015, 03:59 AM »

Quote from: Arizona Hot on April 13, 2015, 03:55 AM

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Okla. woman, 23, gets shocked while having mugshot taken

Adblock, here I come!

app103 · « **Reply #4386 on:** April 13, 2015, 06:44 PM »

The Worst Room: A blog about trying to find affordable housing in new york city (and elsewhere)

The descriptions of these rooms for rent, along with the tags used by the author, are hilarious.

Renegade · « **Reply #4387 on:** April 14, 2015, 02:37 PM »

Quote from: app103 on April 13, 2015, 06:44 PM

The Worst Room: A blog about trying to find affordable housing in new york city (and elsewhere)

The descriptions of these rooms for rent, along with the tags used by the author, are hilarious.

That.was.disgusting.

And I didn't need another reason to hate NYC.

But the descriptions & tags were funny!

Renegade · « **Reply #4388 on:** April 14, 2015, 04:13 PM »

Just speak with a financial counselor...

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #4389 on:** April 15, 2015, 05:51 AM »

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xkcd Tech Support

barney · « **Reply #4390 on:** April 15, 2015, 06:22 AM »

Arizona Hot, that is priceless

. (P.S., I've had that same dream <sigh />.)

mouser · « **Reply #4391 on:** April 15, 2015, 06:25 AM »

nice

app103 · « **Reply #4392 on:** April 15, 2015, 07:57 AM »

Quote from: Arizona Hot on April 15, 2015, 05:51 AM

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xkcd Tech Support

Next time you do somehow manage to get someone that knows what they are doing, get their name! That way if you ever have to contact support again, you can ask for them, specifically. It doesn't always work, but when it does, it's worth it.

x16wda · « **Reply #4393 on:** April 15, 2015, 10:36 AM »

Quote from: app103 on April 15, 2015, 07:57 AM

Next time you do somehow manage to get someone that knows what they are doing, get their name!

And if you have a chance to give feedback, mention their name!

MilesAhead · « **Reply #4394 on:** April 15, 2015, 12:18 PM »

Quote from: x16wda on April 15, 2015, 10:36 AM

Quote from: app103 on April 15, 2015, 07:57 AM
Next time you do somehow manage to get someone that knows what they are doing, get their name!
And if you have a chance to give feedback, mention their name!

If you get a really good tech ask the person where to send an "atta boy" or whatever they call a glowing positive feedback these days. Perhaps an email or fax. A few of those hanging on the bulletin board and the management tends to treat the tech better.

Renegade · « **Reply #4395 on:** April 16, 2015, 01:05 AM »

Happy April 15th?

app103 · « **Reply #4396 on:** April 16, 2015, 05:33 AM »

Quote from: x16wda on April 15, 2015, 10:36 AM

Quote from: app103 on April 15, 2015, 07:57 AM
Next time you do somehow manage to get someone that knows what they are doing, get their name!
And if you have a chance to give feedback, mention their name!

And say they deserve a raise!

Last customer that said that in reference to the support they got from me, I not only got that raise, I got a $100 gift card for my favorite restaurant, too!

app103 · « **Reply #4397 on:** April 16, 2015, 05:46 AM »

Quote from: Renegade on April 16, 2015, 01:05 AM

Happy April 15th?

Nope, didn't have to open my wallet for him. In fact, we got back more than twice as much as we did last year.

But I did have to chip in an extra $8 towards this guy's breakfast. First time in my life that I actually owed money, instead of getting a refund.

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #4398 on:** April 16, 2015, 06:07 AM »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-wIDg1H8K8

IBM's Watson Supercomputer Is Now a Cookbook Author - Reviewed.com

Renegade · « **Reply #4399 on:** April 16, 2015, 06:44 AM »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItZ8cqkYQ5A

Buddy has a lot more twisted stuff on his channel.