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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2225 on: October 01, 2013, 12:06 PM »
That's terrifying Mouser!

:Thmbsup:
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2226 on: October 01, 2013, 08:23 PM »
It has been said that rather than complain, it's better to be constructive, and in that vein, and in the spirit of this thread, i've decided to make a flowchart for Renegade, to print out and keep next to his monitor.
(see attachment in previous post)

I like how it never actually ends at "Don't post it." The flowchart keeps flowing until "Hmm.. Post it, I guess..." :Thmbsup: ;D

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2227 on: October 02, 2013, 04:13 AM »
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Why does this remind me of Stephen?

ha! it reminds me of him too.  I think he would appreciate the silliness of that.
Stephen is well and taking some time off online activities for his mental well-being and spending time with new girlfriend.
Though he is still on facebook and to quote josh:
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<Wheatley> Stephen is turning into a lovey dovey freak
<Wheatley> Might have to harass him on facebook

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2228 on: October 02, 2013, 04:40 AM »
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<Wheatley> Stephen is turning into a lovey dovey freak
<Wheatley> Might have to harass him on facebook

I'll 2nd that!

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2229 on: October 02, 2013, 06:08 AM »
It has been said that rather than complain, it's better to be constructive, and in that vein, and in the spirit of this thread, i've decided to make a flowchart for DC member Renegade, to print out and keep next to his monitor.
(see attachment in previous post)

Ok ok! I'll try harder. Seeing a government shut down was just too funny. There's soooo much room for mockery and ridicule! If that's not temptation, I don't know what is! I still can't stop laughing whenever I think of it! (Super-powers of not peeing and pooing pants while laughing, ACTIVATE!)

And that chart was just HILARIOUS~! ;D  :Thmbsup: :Thmbsup: :Thmbsup: :Thmbsup: :Thmbsup:

But don't worry about Stephen not being jazzed. Been pestering him on and off for a while on Skype & FB. ;)

Oh, and there are more traffic jokes and ridicule posted downstairs. ;)
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2230 on: October 02, 2013, 06:35 AM »
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Stephen is well and taking some time off online activities for his mental well-being and spending time with new girlfriend.
Great to hear he's doing well! :Thmbsup:
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2232 on: October 02, 2013, 12:52 PM »
After very much careful consideration, and with the help of some flow charty goodness, with allusions and whatnot liberally lifted from others...

Renegade's-flowchart-01.png

Therefore...

who-will-be-eaten-first.png

  8)

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2233 on: October 02, 2013, 02:59 PM »
Another in my series of key words that can spin off into the humor thread!

If I have learned one lesson over and over again in my 7+ year experience with DonationCoder, it's to fear maintenance costs!

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2234 on: October 02, 2013, 11:37 PM »
It has been said that rather than complain, it's better to be constructive, and in that vein, and in the spirit of this thread, i've decided to make a flowchart for DC member Renegade, to print out and keep next to his monitor.

Fortunately Renegade as *perfect judgement and taste*!
(But only when he does not mention a Proper Noun as a political figure.)

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2235 on: October 04, 2013, 06:26 PM »
Some background on Renegade's cartoon.

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Chick Parody: Who Will Be Eaten First?
This parody was created by artist Howard Hallis, who took a Chick tract entitled The Choice and gave it a brilliant Lovecraftian twist. Hallis was threatened with legal action from Chick Publications in 2004 and took the offending material down. Fortunately, nothing is lost forever on Nobel Prize winner Al Gore’s internet. I found this copy on the Purple Monkey Mafia website (Eris bless ‘em).

Chick Parody Who Will Be Eaten First  Jack Chick's Funnybook Gospel
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2236 on: October 06, 2013, 03:25 PM »
Truth in Fairy Tales

truthinfairytales.jpg

And another silly one

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2237 on: October 07, 2013, 01:47 AM »
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2238 on: October 07, 2013, 03:51 AM »
@Arizona Hot: Loved the rotating moon, so did my 11¾ y/o daughter - she spotted the joke right away.

@Renegade: Thanks for the Cthulhu cartoon. Looks like quite a rare item according to what @Arizona Hot quotes. I have taken a copy.

Here's a contribution from me - a post by Advocatus Diaboli. Fortunately he answers one of the most pressing questions about skeptics that has troubled me for years.
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What's a sceptic anyway?
What is a sceptic? What makes someone a sceptic? How do you know if you are one? Aren't sceptics just boring closed minded people? How do I get sceptics to have sex with me? All very good questions, which I will endeavour to answer here:

What is a sceptic?
Basically a sceptic is someone who doesn't believe a claim unless there is evidence to support it. If a friend walked up to you and said "I can fly", most people would ask to see their friend fly before accepting that claim. If you are wise you might go a bit further and check that there are no wires allowing your friend to fake flight. You might even ask an expert in illusions to investigate further before accepting the extraordinary claim of flight.

What makes someone a sceptic?
There are very few people who would believe their friend could fly just because they said they could. We would require some kind of evidence. In that regard, we're all sceptical to an extent. Interpreting the evidence and deciding if it supports the claim can actually be pretty difficult. Learning about fair experimental procedures and data analysis takes a bit of time and effort. Many sceptics take this time because a)it's fun and b)you get benefits from not falling for false claims. Future posts will discuss how to develop your sceptic-fu.

It is important to note that sceptics may not automatically accept a claim, but once the evidence is clear they should accept the conclusion the evidence leads to. This is what separates sceptics from denialists. Denialists dismiss a claim despite the evidence, a sceptic doesn't accept a claim unless there is evidence. This does mean new evidence can and should change your mind. It's best not to take arguments with a sceptic personally as they're not personally attached to their 'beliefs' so are a little more callous about them than non-sceptics.

How do I know if I'm a Sceptic?
Well, if you want some proof before you believe stuff people tell you, that's it. You're a Sceptic. Congratulations! If you want to be good at Scepticism, it takes a bit more. But trust me, it's worth learning about. (Hopefully, you didn't accept that based on my word or you haven't learned anything).

Aren't Sceptics just boring close-minded people?
Scepticism isn't about being close-minded. The opposite is in fact true. A Sceptic should be open-minded. They also should be sceptical about those new ideas and not accept them as true until the evidence is taken into account. Be warned though, Sceptics have often heard the same claims many times and some may get a bit impatient about hearing them again. If you want to challenge a Sceptic, it is advisable to do so with new evidence instead of the same tired old arguments.

As for being boring, well, I guess the term 'boring' is subjective. I haven't measured the 'boringness' level of a representative sample of sceptics so I can't say for sure but I am pretty sceptical that they are more or less boring than any other subgroup (see what I did there).

How do I get Sceptics to have sex with me?
I'd suggest being honest and not trying to use pick up lines or asking what their sign is. Perhaps "Hey, would you like to have sex with me?" might work. Just make sure you try it on a large enough sample size before you reject the approach.

Advocatus Diaboli
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2239 on: October 07, 2013, 09:32 AM »
Now for a couple EPIC game show clips!

Family Feud:

Starting PG
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmLc79GzXME

Then we get wild:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phl1wwIwf58
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_aRyECxigY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-5YIgMVH24
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETMwM7-z24E
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtS2D4aS6Po
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GruKVtLqOgA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnoEq6WKSXA
followed by ...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHnhbEzJAS8




"Not humor but just cool - nailing the #1 answers"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDyEErZwA_c





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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2240 on: October 07, 2013, 10:36 AM »
COOKIE MONSTER~!

http://omnomnomify.com/

via - http://mashable.com/2013/10/05/omnomnomify/
via - http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/06/cookie-monster-internet_n_4053926.html

Cookie monster eats Donation Coder!

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OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM~~~~

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2241 on: October 08, 2013, 06:23 AM »
Obamacare gets some attention from the medical professions:

The American Medical Association has weighed in on Obama's new health care package. The Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve. Meanwhile, Obstetricians felt certain everyone was laboring under a misconception, while the Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.

Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians said, "Oh, grow up!" The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it. Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing and the Internists claimed it would indeed be a bitter pill to swallow. The Plastic Surgeons opined that this proposal would "put a whole new face on the matter". The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea. Anaesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and those lofty Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the #ssholes in Washington.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2242 on: October 08, 2013, 07:42 AM »
Obamacare gets some attention from the medical professions:

...

In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the #ssholes in Washington.

HAHAHAHA~!

That was good!  :Thmbsup:
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2243 on: October 08, 2013, 01:15 PM »
A funny LEGO representation of the current national financial crisis in the US: http://www.theatlanticwire.com/politics/2013/10/congressional-budget-stalemate-lego/70210/
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2244 on: October 08, 2013, 01:17 PM »
Fashion humor?

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2245 on: October 08, 2013, 01:20 PM »
The video here will make some drinkers cry: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=0e9_1381141481
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« Reply #2246 on: October 08, 2013, 08:01 PM »
This one will too!

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[LOL] Liquor Shelf Collapses On Girls Shopping For Booze In The Supermarket

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1,400 pound squash

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2247 on: October 08, 2013, 09:19 PM »
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1,400 pound squash

How would you like for someone to leave this in front of your door?

If I owned canning equipment, sure!  ;D

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« Reply #2248 on: October 08, 2013, 09:45 PM »
Canning or barrelling? :D
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« Reply #2249 on: October 08, 2013, 09:56 PM »
Canning or barrelling? :D

Canning...unless you know a lot of people that want to buy a loaf of my yummy pumpkin bread, because once I open a barrel, I'd have to use it all.

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