Author Topic: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content] (Read 5,847,927 times)

IainB · « **Reply #1975 on:** August 03, 2013, 10:38 AM »

Beach closing.

Renegade · « **Reply #1976 on:** August 03, 2013, 10:52 AM »

This is just silly ironic:

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Renegade · « **Reply #1977 on:** August 03, 2013, 12:09 PM »

We need more mousers...

http://unbelievable-facts.tumblr.com/post/50219364319/cats-have-infected-over-half-of-the-human-population-wit

Renegade · « **Reply #1978 on:** August 03, 2013, 01:29 PM »

Just too good not to share. Also totally bad taste!

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Stoic Joker · « **Reply #1979 on:** August 03, 2013, 01:50 PM »

Quote from: Renegade on August 03, 2013, 10:52 AM

This is just silly ironic:
(see attachment in previous post)

True, and here's a direct link in case you want to vote without having to dig for where.
http://www.newsmax.com/surveys/NSASpy/Should-the-NSA-Spy-on-Americans-/id/78/kw/default

Renegade · « **Reply #1980 on:** August 03, 2013, 01:52 PM »

Quote from: Stoic Joker on August 03, 2013, 01:50 PM

True, and here's a direct link in case you want to vote without having to dig for where.
http://www.newsmax.com/surveys/NSASpy/Should-the-NSA-Spy-on-Americans-/id/78/kw/default

Ooops. Sorry. Forgot that. Figured it might end up closed, and a screenshot would be needed, then farted around getting a scrolling screenshot and forgot the link.

IainB · « **Reply #1981 on:** August 03, 2013, 02:23 PM »

Quote from: Renegade on August 03, 2013, 01:29 PM

Just too good not to share. Also totally bad taste!
(see attachment in previous post)

Eh? Why is the photo of some window-dressing in a shop "totally bad taste!"?
It just looks like a rather novel shop window display to me - or am I missing something?

All I get from the photo is that it is of the window-dressing in a shop:

It seems to be a children's clothing shop.
The sign says "Le Marais" (which is a Paris district).
The balloons may be a reference to the French film about the boy and a magical balloon that "found" him - rather than the other way around - "The Red Balloon".
The heart-shaped balloon is probably a reference to love and the "romance" of Paris.
The children's/dolls' clothes are on hangers and are puppet-like - rather than dummies - and are floating/drifting objects like the balloons.

Renegade · « **Reply #1982 on:** August 03, 2013, 02:31 PM »

Quote from: IainB on August 03, 2013, 02:23 PM

Eh? Why is the photo of some window-dressing in a shop "totally bad taste!"?
It just looks like a rather novel shop window display to me - or am I missing something?

All I get from the photo is that it is of the window-dressing in a shop:
It seems to be a children's clothing shop.
The sign says "Le Marais" (which is a Paris district).
The balloons may be a reference to the French film about the boy and a magical balloon that "found" him - rather than the other way around - "The Red Balloon".
The heart-shaped balloon is probably a reference to love and the "romance" of Paris.
The children's/dolls' clothes are on hangers and are puppet-like - rather than dummies - and are floating/drifting objects like the balloons.

You'll laugh...

They've hung decapitated children in effigy. The joke is about hanging kids, which is in pretty bad taste.

IainB · « **Reply #1983 on:** August 03, 2013, 02:37 PM »

^^ Really? No kidding? Was that the intention then - a gruesome joke? I mean, what would be the point of it? I'm all for black humour, but I still don't get it, sorry.

Renegade · « **Reply #1984 on:** August 03, 2013, 02:40 PM »

Quote from: IainB on August 03, 2013, 02:37 PM

^^ Really? No kidding? Was that the intention then - a gruesome joke? I mean, what would be the point of it? I'm all for black humour, but I still don't get it, sorry.

Well, they didn't do it intentionally. It's just an accident. But when you look at it... unintended consequences or something like that?

But, whatever - not all of us find the same things funny. I've stared blankly at people who thought a joke was funny and I didn't. They laughed hysterically. I saw no humour. It happens.

IainB · « **Reply #1985 on:** August 03, 2013, 02:45 PM »

Je ne comprend pas. It's like a Rorshach blot, I guess.

Renegade · « **Reply #1986 on:** August 04, 2013, 12:39 PM »

This is cute!

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Renegade · « **Reply #1987 on:** August 04, 2013, 04:21 PM »

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Tinman57 · « **Reply #1988 on:** August 05, 2013, 12:23 AM »

A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in East Texas, and talked with an old rancher. He told the rancher, “I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs.”

The rancher said, “Okay, but don’t go in that field over there.....”, as he pointed out a distant location.

The DEA officer verbally exploded, saying, “Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me!”

Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removed his badge and proudly displayed it to the rancher.

“See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish....on ANY land! No questions asked or answers given! Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?”

The rancher nodded politely, apologized and went about his chores.

A short time later, the old rancher heard loud screams, looked up and saw the DEA officer running for his life chased by the rancher’s enormous Santa Gertrudis bull.

With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed likely that the officer would be gruesomely gored before he reached safety. The man was clearly terrified.

The rancher threw down his tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of his lungs — “Your badge! Show him your badge!”

TaoPhoenix · « **Reply #1989 on:** August 05, 2013, 04:00 AM »

Quote from: Tinman57 on August 05, 2013, 12:23 AM

A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in East Texas, and talked with an old rancher. He told the rancher, “I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs.”

This is East Texas. How does all this relate to the Intellectual Property court case?

app103 · « **Reply #1990 on:** August 05, 2013, 06:47 PM »

The answer you have been dying to know.

Why doesn't MTV play music videos any more?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ysyZF-DZFY

IainB · « **Reply #1991 on:** August 05, 2013, 08:38 PM »

A musical joke.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4nX0Xrn-wo

Tinman57 · « **Reply #1992 on:** August 05, 2013, 09:43 PM »

Quote from: IainB on August 05, 2013, 08:38 PM

A musical joke.

They stole that from Jerry Lewis!

x16wda · « **Reply #1993 on:** August 05, 2013, 11:27 PM »

Quote from: Tinman57 on August 05, 2013, 09:43 PM

They stole that from Jerry Lewis!

<ahem> Leroy Anderson might think otherwise... also browse for Syncopated Clock and Sandpaper Ballet for more examples.

Not to be confused with the Concerto for Horn and Hardart by a completely different composer (P.D.Q. Bach)

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #1994 on:** August 05, 2013, 11:30 PM »

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A Fish and Wildlife Agent Goes Undercover as a Gorilla

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #1995 on:** August 05, 2013, 11:31 PM »

Quote from: x16wda on August 05, 2013, 11:27 PM

Not to be confused with the Concerto for Horn and Hardart by a completely different composer (P.D.Q. Bach)

Hardhat?

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #1996 on:** August 05, 2013, 11:37 PM »

An Island within a Lake on an Island within a Lake on an Island

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x16wda · « **Reply #1997 on:** August 05, 2013, 11:59 PM »

Quote from: Arizona Hot on August 05, 2013, 11:31 PM

Quote from: x16wda on August 05, 2013, 11:27 PM
Not to be confused with the Concerto for Horn and Hardart by a completely different composer (P.D.Q. Bach)
Hardhat?

Horn & Hardart (from Smithsonian Magazine), or if you prefer, Horn & Hardart (Wikipedia)...

Renegade · « **Reply #1998 on:** August 06, 2013, 02:37 AM »

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fenixproductions · « **Reply #1999 on:** August 06, 2013, 05:32 PM »

http://weknowmemes.com/2013/08/you-wouldnt-download-a-car-would-you/