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Renegade · « **Reply #1950 on:** July 30, 2013, 08:58 AM »

Support mandatory euthanasia for seniors to help keep health care costs down.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4BEY1lZDyg

That guy cracks me up. The nutty petitions are just off the hook.

4wd · « **Reply #1951 on:** July 30, 2013, 09:59 AM »

Quote from: Renegade on July 30, 2013, 08:58 AM

Support mandatory euthanasia for seniors to help keep health care costs down.

I think something along the lines of The Purge might work better, as long as they take politicians off the protected list.

Renegade · « **Reply #1952 on:** July 30, 2013, 11:05 AM »

Quote from: 4wd on July 30, 2013, 09:59 AM

Quote from: Renegade on July 30, 2013, 08:58 AM
Support mandatory euthanasia for seniors to help keep health care costs down.

I think something along the lines of The Purge might work better, as long as they take politicians off the protected list.

As long as we're rid of them, I'm not all that picky.

Well, with the qualification that they don't come back from the dead... undead politicians? Good grief. They're destructive enough as it is!

4wd · « **Reply #1953 on:** July 30, 2013, 12:46 PM »

Quote from: Renegade on July 30, 2013, 11:05 AM

Well, with the qualification that they don't come back from the dead... undead politicians? Good grief. They're destructive enough as it is!

I don't know, the chance to kill the bastards over and over again?

I'd buy that for a dollar!

Renegade · « **Reply #1954 on:** July 30, 2013, 01:16 PM »

Quote from: 4wd on July 30, 2013, 12:46 PM

I don't know, the chance to kill the bastards over and over again?

I'd buy that for a dollar!

BWAHAHAHAH~!

Sign me up!

Giampy · « **Reply #1955 on:** July 30, 2013, 10:18 PM »

iCat on charge:

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Target · « **Reply #1956 on:** July 30, 2013, 10:33 PM »

I'm surprised no one cross referenced this from doghouse diaries

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #1957 on:** July 31, 2013, 07:00 PM »

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Arizona Hot · « **Reply #1958 on:** July 31, 2013, 07:03 PM »

(This post intentionally left blank redundantly.) Kill it, it's a zombie. But be careful, you know how dangerous zombie-hunting is!

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #1959 on:** July 31, 2013, 07:47 PM »

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9 reasons why you don't want to be rich

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #1960 on:** July 31, 2013, 07:50 PM »

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Your boss just may be a psychopath

Renegade · « **Reply #1961 on:** August 01, 2013, 12:42 AM »

Quote from: Arizona Hot on July 31, 2013, 07:47 PM

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app103 · « **Reply #1962 on:** August 01, 2013, 02:11 AM »

Quote from: Renegade on July 30, 2013, 08:58 AM

Support mandatory euthanasia for seniors to help keep health care costs down.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4BEY1lZDyg

That guy cracks me up. The nutty petitions are just off the hook.

So, how long do you think it will be before we all get our Lifeclock crystals, move into a shopping mall?

Renegade · « **Reply #1963 on:** August 01, 2013, 02:24 AM »

Quote from: app103 on August 01, 2013, 02:11 AM

So, how long do you think it will be before we all get our Lifeclock crystals, move into a shopping mall?

I don't even want to think about that. Given a lot of things going on out there, the possibility exists. Boiling frogs...

Edvard · « **Reply #1964 on:** August 01, 2013, 04:21 AM »

Quote from: Arizona Hot on July 31, 2013, 07:47 PM

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The hatred of money is simply a plot by the rich to keep the poor from getting their hands on it.
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Shades · « **Reply #1965 on:** August 01, 2013, 05:38 AM »

Just when Internet became a huge thing in the Netherlands my friend had an ISP, making decent money...as in don't have to worry about being able to buy something expensive when needed.

Then the internet really took off and his silent investor sold his share for serious cash. The new investor aggressively bought out my friend for 4 million euro's (with current exchange rates that would have been close to 8 million USD).

Well, my friend's family increased by 500% overnight, coming over to his house to nag/beg him to death about helping them out...people that previously didn't gave him the time of day suddenly acted as BFF's, banks started calling just as telemarketers do.

Financial "advice" from everyone around you (family, in-laws), every decision you make being questioned by those same people, putting a big strain on his relationship.

Worrying about losing money in the stock market, because your account manager at the bank doesn't buy or sell at the time when you want him to (this was still before online broker sites took off). He actually lost quite a lot of money that way.

After seeing all that, I couldn't help but thinking that (financial) freedom actually lies at the point where you have enough to buy something expensive without having to think you can afford it...while not being noticed by people/organizations/institutes of religion that are after your money, leaving you time to do your own thing.

Ah well, to each his own.

Tinman57 · « **Reply #1966 on:** August 01, 2013, 09:24 PM »

If your poor no one wants anything to do with you including some family. Hit the jackpot and all-of-a-sudden everyone wants to be your friend and rarely seen family come out of the woodwork like cockroaches in the night.

The important thing to remember at that point is to hire a body-guard to keep everyone away, and for god's sake change your phone number......