Author Topic: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content] (Read 5,847,927 times)

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #5100 on:** June 27, 2016, 02:50 PM »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1NagZN2kjY

One of those days 3 - Candide Thovex

SillyCool

saintdic · « **Reply #5101 on:** June 30, 2016, 05:15 AM »

hahahaahahahahhaa

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #5102 on:** July 04, 2016, 02:43 PM »

iPad forum

truth be told

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #5103 on:** July 07, 2016, 12:22 AM »

Always give 100 percent...unless you're donating blood!

Do not pick up hitchhikers

Rather than post all 18 pictures individually, I have archived them into one file to save post space.

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Arizona Hot · « **Reply #5104 on:** July 07, 2016, 05:21 PM »

#SuperheroDifficulties reminds us that with great power comes minor inconveniences

Soup and Quackers

Stoic Joker · « **Reply #5105 on:** July 10, 2016, 02:38 PM »

So... Just when you thought it was safe to go on the internet, this plops into my inbox:

Quote

Attn:Stoic Joker's Network

Dear Sir,

After going through your company profile online, it is my wish to inform you that a Governmental Organization in Nigeria urgently needs your products and services in quantum and wants to award a direct contract to your company for a huge supply in executing a governmental project.

Please confirm if your company is interested to participate in this tender and also send your detailed quotation/specification immediately so that I will forward it to the Organization for approval.

The payment term is 100% advance payment by T/T upon sealing of the contract.

I am waiting for your quick response.

Best regards,

Albert Bruce

...You just gotta love the classics.

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #5106 on:** July 12, 2016, 12:55 AM »

11 Funny ‘Pokémon Go’ Locations

Mile high pub! This airline will serve beer on tap

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #5107 on:** July 13, 2016, 11:28 PM »

Daily editorial cartoons

There is a new flavor of Tang out: Poon Tang. Has anyone here tried it?

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #5108 on:** July 16, 2016, 05:55 PM »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3eX4Kfq2UY

Museum crossword art defaced when visitor, 91, fills in blanks

tomos · « **Reply #5109 on:** July 17, 2016, 06:33 PM »

Quote from: Arizona Hot on July 16, 2016, 05:55 PM

Museum crossword art defaced when visitor, 91, fills in blanks

that was funny

MilesAhead · « **Reply #5110 on:** July 18, 2016, 11:52 AM »

Quote from: tomos on July 17, 2016, 06:33 PM

Quote from: Arizona Hot on July 16, 2016, 05:55 PM
Museum crossword art defaced when visitor, 91, fills in blanks

that was funny

That must have made the curator rather cross.

Shades · « **Reply #5111 on:** July 19, 2016, 02:59 AM »

At least it didn't leave him puzzled...

Target · « **Reply #5112 on:** July 19, 2016, 03:08 AM »

damnit, you guys aren't even trying to be cryptic!!

MilesAhead · « **Reply #5113 on:** July 19, 2016, 11:44 AM »

Quote from: Shades on July 19, 2016, 02:59 AM

At least it didn't leave him puzzled...

I must confess I am at a loss for words.

Target · « **Reply #5114 on:** July 19, 2016, 11:47 PM »

Quote from: MilesAhead on July 19, 2016, 11:44 AM

I must confess I am at a loss for words.

really? not even a clue?

MilesAhead · « **Reply #5115 on:** July 20, 2016, 01:25 PM »

Quote from: Target on July 19, 2016, 11:47 PM

Quote from: MilesAhead on July 19, 2016, 11:44 AM
I must confess I am at a loss for words.

really? not even a clue?

I know how to catch the criminal. If he got Agamemnon's second cousin correct then he has to be a Greek Lit Major. Or be packing a Dell Crossword Dictionary. I hear they are searching backpacks for the Dell Dictionaries with all the terrorism these days.

Target · « **Reply #5116 on:** July 20, 2016, 09:34 PM »

Quote from: MilesAhead on July 20, 2016, 01:25 PM

I hear they are searching backpacks for the Dell Dictionaries with all the terrorism these days

so you're saying its not worth the risk that theysaurus?

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #5117 on:** July 20, 2016, 11:24 PM »

Italian restaurant sees surge in business after posting controversial 'Black Olives Matter' sign

World to end July 29, says group that’s always wrong

Is this why people are ignoring the Win 10 upgrade deadline?

dantheman · « **Reply #5118 on:** July 21, 2016, 01:11 PM »

Hope this is viewable...

MilesAhead · « **Reply #5119 on:** July 21, 2016, 03:47 PM »

Quote from: dantheman on July 21, 2016, 01:11 PM

Hope this is viewable...

Hmm, speaking of transvestites, it occurred to me that a single male, if he was a transvestite born in the U S of A, and 35 years of age, if elected President he could serve as both President and First Lady. Hopefully not at the same time. It would be too weird to be at a White House dinner hosted by Max and Maxine like the old Red Skelton bit.

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #5120 on:** July 21, 2016, 04:13 PM »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDCg7f93R6o

THE SIMPSONS: Pokémon Now

Deozaan · « **Reply #5121 on:** July 21, 2016, 07:23 PM »

Mario Kart Go.

wraith808 · « **Reply #5122 on:** July 21, 2016, 07:52 PM »

^ That's good!

As is this!

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/828351216/poketto-a-safety-vest-for-those-in-search-of-monst

Really?!?

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #5123 on:** July 29, 2016, 03:59 PM »

Obama has asked his workers to be careful so that when he leaves the White House he can get his cleaning deposit back.

What will Obama take from the Oval Office?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Co6zFxXw5-Q

The Ring & Grudge - Throw First Pitch at Japanese Baseball Game

Null Island: The Busiest Place That Doesn't Exist

Zero Zero Island does exist. Colonel Bleep is based there.

mouser · « **Reply #5124 on:** August 02, 2016, 09:37 AM »

This one cracked me up:

Reluctant Dad Drafts Hilarious Contract For Kids Who Want Dog
http://distractify.com/animals/2016/07/28/reluctant-dad-dog-contract