Author Topic: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content] (Read 5,847,927 times)

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #4875 on:** November 25, 2015, 06:38 PM »

The Secret Sauce Behind Dr. Seuss’s Made-Up Words

Renegade · « **Reply #4876 on:** November 27, 2015, 04:30 AM »

This is waaaaaaaaaaaaay too good!

Good luck with that!

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #4877 on:** November 29, 2015, 02:44 AM »

Has anyone here gotten Post Black Friday Stress Syndrome?

Shades · « **Reply #4878 on:** November 29, 2015, 10:17 AM »

This is an amazing card trick:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tra1YQEaHaE

tomos · « **Reply #4879 on:** November 29, 2015, 07:26 PM »

^very good Shades

Apparently there's tutorials on YT how to do it -- but I'd prefer not to know how it's done.
He does a brilliant job of it and is a great storyteller.
Blokes name is Dave Duggan-- he has it uploaded here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NToL0k_31sw

40hz · « **Reply #4880 on:** November 30, 2015, 08:03 PM »

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Just about sums it up I would think.

tomos · « **Reply #4881 on:** November 30, 2015, 08:37 PM »

Quote from: 40hz on November 30, 2015, 08:03 PM

Just about sums it up I would think.

too much catnip?

(or maybe not enough $:-\$ )

Renegade · « **Reply #4882 on:** December 01, 2015, 03:59 AM »

From a Canadian comedian - Red Green.

http://imgur.com/a/yOXWe

Just click. I promise it will be worth it.

barney · « **Reply #4883 on:** December 01, 2015, 04:53 AM »

Quote from: Renegade on December 01, 2015, 03:59 AM

From a Canadian comedian - Red Green.

http://imgur.com/a/yOXWe

Just click. I promise it will be worth it.

Didn't know he was still around ... used to be my favourite almost dirty comic

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Arizona Hot · « **Reply #4884 on:** December 01, 2015, 05:42 PM »

15 Funny Christmas Cards You'll Wish Your Family Thought of First

mouser · « **Reply #4885 on:** December 02, 2015, 01:38 AM »

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"It's all boxes man"

hahahahaahhaahah

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #4886 on:** December 02, 2015, 09:28 PM »

Has anyone been arrested for assault for beating someone to a conclusion?

wraith808 · « **Reply #4887 on:** December 02, 2015, 10:37 PM »

Quote from: Arizona Hot on December 02, 2015, 09:28 PM

Has anyone been arrested for assault for beating someone to a conclusion?

Maybe not assault, but perhaps for peppering them with puns?

Renegade · « **Reply #4888 on:** December 03, 2015, 04:14 AM »

Two guys rob a buddy of his mobile phone, then beat him and video it. They then post the video to buddy's Facebook page and their own. They get arrested.

Renegade · « **Reply #4889 on:** December 05, 2015, 10:03 PM »

Suicidal clown?

IainB · « **Reply #4890 on:** December 06, 2015, 01:59 PM »

Lion Tamer.
A circus owner runs an ad "Lion Tamer Wanted" and two people showed up......

One is a retired golfer in his late-sixties and the other is a drop-dead, gorgeous brunette with a killer body in her mid-twenties The circus owner tells them, I'm not going to sugar coat it.
This is one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer so you two had better be good or you're history."

Here's your equipment -- a chair, a whip and a gun ......
Who wants to try out first?"
The gorgeous brunette says, "I'll go first."

She walks past the chair, the whip and the gun and steps right into the cage. The lion starts to snarl and pant and begins to charge her. As he gets close, the gorgeous brunette throws open her coat revealing her beautiful, perfect naked body. The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and starts licking her feet and ankles. He continues to lick and kiss every inch of her body for several minutes, then lays down and rests his head at her feet.

The circus owner's jaw is on the floor! He says "That's amazing! I've never seen anything like that in my life!"

He then turns to the retired golfer and asks, "Can you top that?"

The old golfer replies, "Possibly...but you've got to get that lion out of there first."

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #4891 on:** December 07, 2015, 05:25 PM »

These Christmas sweaters will make you laugh out loud!

Yes, Bud Weisser Was Arrested For Trespassing At Budweiser Brewery

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #4892 on:** December 08, 2015, 02:48 AM »

Jack in the Box sued over ad

An anus horribilis ?

It's a dog eat dogfood world!

Renegade · « **Reply #4893 on:** December 11, 2015, 03:52 PM »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbYWhdLO43Q

Sheee-it!

tomos · « **Reply #4894 on:** December 11, 2015, 11:11 PM »

Quote from: Renegade on December 11, 2015, 03:52 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbYWhdLO43Q

Sheee-it!

how nice

IainB · « **Reply #4895 on:** December 14, 2015, 09:42 PM »

Not sure whether this has already been posted:

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Deozaan · « **Reply #4896 on:** December 15, 2015, 01:07 AM »

Saw this one today:

TaoPhoenix · « **Reply #4897 on:** December 15, 2015, 03:13 AM »

I don't recall it Iain but something else showed from Dilbert (the disconnect tech support) so one of these months I'm gonna end up on varying Dilbert marathons!

IainB · « **Reply #4898 on:** December 15, 2015, 07:05 AM »

Quote from: tomos on December 11, 2015, 11:11 PM

Quote from: Renegade on December 11, 2015, 03:52 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbYWhdLO43Q
Sheee-it!
how nice
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This idea might come in really useful, if you didn't already know about it.
Toilet-training is something that we naturally assume gets sorted out in childhood, but there's apparently a lot of room for improvement over the traditional Thomas Crapper position.

I read some research a while back that showed that adopting something closer to the squat position (e.g., as employed in Asian squat toilets and French motorway squat toilets) made all your internal guts line up for an easier, faster poo and reduced risk of straining/piles.
So I recommended it to my daughter as she often has tummy probs in the morning before going to school, and suggested that she use the plastic foot stool that we keep in the bathroom for our 5 y/o son to stand on at the basin. So she tried putting it under her feet to raise her knees up, and the changed anatomical geometry helped her a lot and now she always uses it.

So then I tried using the footstool, and whilst I was used to always taking a book and reading glasses into the throne room for the duration (or the classical 3-movement symphony), I now barely have enough time to read half a page (and I'm a fast reader), and I don't get piles like I used to. It is very effective. So I always use the footstool too.

As Ren said in the Ren and Stimpy cartoon episode "Space Madness":

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"I'm not hitch-hiking anymore - I'm riding!"

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tomos · « **Reply #4899 on:** December 15, 2015, 10:34 AM »

Quote from: IainB on December 15, 2015, 07:05 AM

the throne room

edit// hadn't heard it called that before

Where I come from we called it the jacks. I was surprised in school to discover the same term in Shakespeare ('jakes' - Henry IV Part 1); was also surprised to find the term wasn't used in much of the rest of the country (Ireland) nor in England.