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MilesAhead · « **Reply #4804 on:** October 20, 2015, 11:53 AM »

Quote from: panzer on October 20, 2015, 08:56 AM

... various Ford automobile references ...

You forgot Ford Fairlane

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #4805 on:** October 20, 2015, 05:24 PM »

This too shall pass on the left. If it's a two-lane road with heavy traffic, what happens depends on who's driving what. If you're driving a tank and the oncoming is a pack of Hell's Angels on cycles, the results will be interesting. Especially if they're being chased by cops.

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #4806 on:** October 20, 2015, 07:09 PM »

DNF Contest Entry
"Death Note" Star Wars cosplay fan picture with the characters labeled for the ignorant.

Hipster Leia - Too Cool for the Empire

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #4807 on:** October 20, 2015, 07:13 PM »

I got these from Google Images so there are no links.

Deozaan · « **Reply #4808 on:** October 20, 2015, 10:02 PM »

Quote from: Arizona Hot on October 20, 2015, 07:13 PM

I got these from Google Images so there are no links.

I'm pretty sure Google Images has links to the images.

Fun images though.

app103 · « **Reply #4809 on:** October 21, 2015, 02:00 AM »

Renegade · « **Reply #4810 on:** October 21, 2015, 02:58 AM »

^ Them looks like some mean farts in the making...

Renegade · « **Reply #4811 on:** October 22, 2015, 08:50 AM »

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #4812 on:** October 22, 2015, 05:15 PM »

Can anyone here play EFs as well as CDs?

app103 · « **Reply #4813 on:** October 23, 2015, 01:01 PM »

How to troll a cat.

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #4814 on:** October 23, 2015, 09:59 PM »

Google hides math joke in stock buyback

What is this Klingon Santa saying?

Quote

"May y'all enjoy Christmas and may y'all enjoy the new year."
QISmaS = Not a canonical tlhIngan Hol word, but a phonetic approximation of "Christmas".
bo- = Pronomial prefix; indicates that the subject of the verb is second-person plural and the object is third-person. "Y'all do something to him/her/it/them"
tIv = enjoy (verb)
-jaj = Verb suffix; indicates a wish on the speaker's part (similar to the jussive mood). "May it be so."
'ej = and (joining sentences)
DIS = year
chu' = be new
Edit: Also, the pIqaD text on his sleigh appears to say Sannta. That consonant cluster in the middle isn't really allowed in traditional tlhIngan Hol, but I think the Empire will forgive the artist; after all, it is QISmaS
Indeed, big kudos to the artist for doing their research; most people take a lot of shortcuts when writing "Klingon", and that's quite understandable, but whenever somebody does get it right, it's a real treat for those of us in the Klingon-speaking community

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #4815 on:** October 29, 2015, 11:42 AM »

AMERICA'S FAVORITE HALLOWEEN CANDY BY STATE IN 2015

Renegade · « **Reply #4816 on:** October 31, 2015, 02:37 AM »

CHINA!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDrfE9I8_hs

kyrathaba · « **Reply #4817 on:** November 04, 2015, 07:23 PM »

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #4818 on:** November 04, 2015, 07:29 PM »

Beautiful artwork shows up only when street is wet

Deozaan · « **Reply #4819 on:** November 05, 2015, 11:23 PM »

Quote from: Arizona Hot on November 04, 2015, 07:29 PM

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Beautiful artwork shows up only when street is wet

Three words: Photoshop.

Edvard · « **Reply #4820 on:** November 06, 2015, 03:48 AM »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJelEXaPhJ8

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #4821 on:** November 06, 2015, 07:02 PM »

How many solipsists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Who wants to know?

Solipsists of the world, unite!
A solipsist can never get divorced because she is part of him.
A solipsist is childish because they never grow up.
What happens when 2 solipsists meet?

Renegade · « **Reply #4822 on:** November 07, 2015, 09:21 AM »

Quote from: Arizona Hot on November 06, 2015, 07:02 PM

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How many solipsists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Who wants to know?
Solipsists of the world, unite!
A solipsist can never get divorced because she is part of him.
A solipsist is childish because they never grow up.
What happens when 2 solipsists meet?

Solipcism is actually more common than most people realise.

Most people today believe in portions of it.

But... can't talk about that because it gets into religion.

Edvard · « **Reply #4823 on:** November 07, 2015, 06:28 PM »

Quote from: Renegade on November 07, 2015, 09:21 AM

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Solipcism is actually more common than most people realise.

Most people today believe in portions of it.

But... can't talk about that because it gets into religion.

The best example I can think of solipcism is the book "One" by Richard Bach (he of 'Jonathan Livingston Seagull' fame). The plot involves the author and his wife running into some sort of quantum rift while flying their little recreational plane, and ending up coming to a startling realization that pretty much the entire human race throughout history is just quantum manifestations of one of them throughout space-time.

So, not quite straight-up solipcist, but heady stuff for 17-year-old me to happen upon...
Which lasted until whatever high I was on wore off. $:-\$

Renegade · « **Reply #4824 on:** November 09, 2015, 02:47 AM »

^ You might want to look for what Mark Passio has to say on solipcism. Interesting stuff.