Author Topic: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content] (Read 5,847,927 times)

tomos · « **Reply #4550 on:** June 20, 2015, 11:32 AM »

Quote from: IainB on June 20, 2015, 02:59 AM

Made me larf:
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me too

beautifully worded too :Thumbsup:

app103 · « **Reply #4551 on:** June 20, 2015, 11:55 AM »

Quote from: crabby3 on June 17, 2015, 02:27 PM

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Has he chosen Mayor Stubbs as his running mate?

app103 · « **Reply #4552 on:** June 20, 2015, 12:02 PM »

Quote from: tomos on June 08, 2015, 01:05 PM

Quote from: app103 on June 08, 2015, 10:46 AM
I posted a recent spam support ticket I received: http://www.donationcoder.com/forum/index.php?topic=35756.msg382045#msg382045

ha ha
I could probably mange a few of those - but (as a beginner) it would be hard to exactly predict the ensuing medical condition
(Were you able to make a few suggestions?)

I sent him a whole list, at the top of which were blink, marquee, frameset, frame, and font.

crabby3 · « **Reply #4553 on:** June 20, 2015, 04:52 PM »

Quote from: app103 on June 20, 2015, 11:55 AM

Quote from: crabby3 on June 17, 2015, 02:27 PM
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Has he chosen Mayor Stubbs as his running mate?

.. . possibly

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MerleOne · « **Reply #4554 on:** June 20, 2015, 07:31 PM »

Maybe both, if kitty-cat is its real name...

Edvard · « **Reply #4555 on:** June 20, 2015, 07:56 PM »

Given the personality of your average cat, staunch Libertarian $:-\$

http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/mar/13/cats-are-natural-libertarians-nothing-less-than-equality-is-acceptable-to-them

app103 · « **Reply #4556 on:** June 20, 2015, 09:41 PM »

Quote from: Edvard on June 20, 2015, 07:56 PM

Given the personality of your average cat, staunch Libertarian $:-\$

http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/mar/13/cats-are-natural-libertarians-nothing-less-than-equality-is-acceptable-to-them
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Everyone knows cats are royal dictators.

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #4557 on:** June 21, 2015, 01:28 AM »

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The Missing Person Who Joined Her Own Search Party

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Swiss say stray Venezuela golf balls violate Vienna Convention

app103 · « **Reply #4558 on:** June 21, 2015, 10:22 AM »

Leaked E-mail Between Jeb Bush and his Graphic Designer

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After teasing us for months, Jeb Bush finally blew his load and announced that he’s running for president in 2016. Along with this campaign announcement came a brand-new logo reveal:

Whaaao.

We had an intern hack Jeb’s Android and found the e-mail correspondence between him and the logo’s graphic designer:

MilesAhead · « **Reply #4559 on:** June 21, 2015, 12:18 PM »

Quote from: Arizona Hot on June 21, 2015, 01:28 AM

The Missing Person Who Joined Her Own Search Party

Chances are she went on the trip to "find herself" anyway.

crabby3 · « **Reply #4560 on:** June 21, 2015, 03:52 PM »

Perhaps Slim Pickens for a running mate?

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MilesAhead · « **Reply #4561 on:** June 21, 2015, 05:02 PM »

Quote from: crabby3 on June 21, 2015, 03:52 PM

Perhaps Slim Pickens for a running mate?
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His rodeo style H Bomb ride in Dr. Strangelove is a screen classic.

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #4562 on:** June 25, 2015, 07:10 PM »

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TaoPhoenix · « **Reply #4563 on:** June 26, 2015, 12:11 PM »

This is actually Interesting Stuff, but a few surprises in the details set up weapons of mass laughter. Presented in a certain concept order.

Slashdot's setup link:
http://science.slashdot.org/story/15/06/26/0021241/students-win-prize-for-color-changing-condoms-that-detect-stds

(Mod by me)
"Three students ... won the Healthcare Category ..., for their idea to use antibodies to create color-changing condoms to recognize STDs. They say the material, which is still in the concept stage, will turn green for chlamydia, yellow for herpes, purple for HPV, and blue for syphilis."

Then it goes sideways:
"The three inventors are 13-to-14 year olds."

A typical "blurby quote" by a school official on auto-pilot before realizing it was too late:
"...the originality of their product, and the quality of the design work that went into its promotion, clearly stood out amongst entries from more than 500 other students in the UK and caught the judge's eye, taking them through to the final."

Then another one, from the BBC:
"The BBC reports: "The boys said they still have to test the science and feasibility of their idea. They want to work with a university on the science and say they've already been contacted by a condom company which is interested in working with them on developing the concept further."

Source articles:
http://phys.org/news/2015-06-uk-youths-color-changing-condom-stis.html
http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/33253890/colour-changing-condoms-get-picked-up-by-contraceptive-company

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #4564 on:** June 26, 2015, 11:45 PM »

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Dictionary Editors Say Twerking Goes Back Almost 200 Years

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #4565 on:** June 29, 2015, 04:43 PM »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPFQzhskyWw

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Katy Perry, nuns, archbishop fight over convent

Renegade · « **Reply #4566 on:** July 02, 2015, 03:19 AM »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVJC0LJTYZc

Renegade · « **Reply #4567 on:** July 02, 2015, 05:01 PM »

Just a silly thought...

The "save" button in most software shows a floppy disk icon.

When was the last time you used a floppy disk?

MilesAhead · « **Reply #4568 on:** July 02, 2015, 05:31 PM »

Quote from: Renegade on July 02, 2015, 05:01 PM

Just a silly thought...

The "save" button in most software shows a floppy disk icon.

When was the last time you used a floppy disk?

In the early 2000nds I had a Pentium III machine still had a 3 1/2" floppy. I can remember some little Dos bootable utilities the only way I could get them to work once I no longer had a real floppy drive was to use a virtual floppy to create an image and then manipulate that onto a USB stick. After messing around with that a bit I just gave up.

Deozaan · « **Reply #4569 on:** July 02, 2015, 05:54 PM »

Quote from: Renegade on July 02, 2015, 05:01 PM

The "save" button in most software shows a floppy disk icon.

When was the last time you used a floppy disk?

The scary thing is that the rising generation using computers today may have never used (or even seen!) a floppy disk!

That's one of the best examples of a skeuomorphism I can think of.

app103 · « **Reply #4570 on:** July 02, 2015, 06:37 PM »

Quote from: Renegade on July 02, 2015, 05:01 PM

Just a silly thought...

The "save" button in most software shows a floppy disk icon.

When was the last time you used a floppy disk?

It would have been 2006, to install drivers for a controller card, but I couldn't get a floppy drive to work in that machine, and ended up trading controller cards with my father, who had one that had drivers that could be installed from within Windows.

app103 · « **Reply #4571 on:** July 03, 2015, 12:40 AM »

Renegade · « **Reply #4572 on:** July 03, 2015, 07:01 AM »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obrVHGNv66Y

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #4573 on:** July 03, 2015, 09:45 AM »

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Leader of Free World Weighs in on This Whole 'Peas in Guac' Debate

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11 terribly unconvincing movie scientists

Renegade · « **Reply #4574 on:** July 03, 2015, 06:15 PM »

How about a blog about shoplifting?

http://call-me-stickyfingers.tumblr.com/

Here's one post:

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Animal tip
*disclaimer* this MAY sound crazy, but believe me, it works.
Step 1: obtain an animal that scurries fast. Go to petco and purchase either 10 rats/10 white mice/3 ferrets OR obtain a farm pot bellies pig/hen/or boar. My aunt higgith once obtained a keckle of geese that she personally lifted from a nearby town farm.
Step 2: store animals in an inconspicuous container. Make sure it has air holes for breathing so your animals don’t die.
Step 3: drive to a store you’d like to shoplift from
Step 4: enter the store carrying your hidden animals of choice
Step 5: when no one is around, release your furry friends into the isle and watch them scurry and scamper everywhere
Step 6: immediately run to the nearest SA and tell them you saw a rodent/animal
Step 7: the SA will typically call in a special code in their walkie talkie or will have to alert their supervisors that a live animal is on the loose. Remember: the more animals scurrying free the better!
Step 8: steal all the shit you want! At this point the entire store will be trying to locate the pest and will probably not be paying attention to any cameras. Innocent shoppers may get frantic and scared of a wild boar making its way through the store and soon chaos may take over the store, inciting frenzied crowd syndrome
Step 9: while the store is chaotic, steal steal steal! Shove shit down your pants, eat a bag of chips while you’re at it, and empty the registers! Take a shit right inside the toy isle! LP won’t be paying attention
Step 10: leave! Run! Remember to only attempt this crazy tip once every five years or so. My aunt Higgith once released a bucket of rats and 3 guinea pigs into Target and she was able to get away with $4k worth of shit while the entire store was under terror

It gets crazier...