Author Topic: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content] (Read 5,847,927 times)

MilesAhead · « **Reply #4525 on:** May 27, 2015, 06:03 PM »

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what to call the latest generation

They don't care what you call them as long as you call them for dinner.

bit · « **Reply #4526 on:** May 28, 2015, 04:48 AM »

Then there was the clueless undercover agent who was assigned in infiltrate a group of equally clueless fringe group religious compounds.
He asked his boss what to wear, and was told to look like a devotee and wear stuff with appropriate religious pix on it, but was given no specifics.
So after thinking it over, he showed up wearing blue jeans and a white tee-shirt with an image of a red Kool-Aid jug on the front.
It worked on the first, second, and third compounds and won him overwhelming peace & love with the devotees, but the ones in the fourth compound beat him up and kicked him out for being too ecumenical and popular with the first three.

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #4527 on:** June 01, 2015, 10:33 PM »

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Pizza ice cream Unusual flavors to try this summer around the USA

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Paris removing all 'love locks' from Pont des Arts bridge

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #4528 on:** June 01, 2015, 11:33 PM »

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Internet pictures can hide code that leaves you open to hacks

The picture is silly, the subject isn't.

MilesAhead · « **Reply #4529 on:** June 02, 2015, 12:28 PM »

Quote from: Arizona Hot on June 01, 2015, 11:33 PM

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Internet pictures can hide code that leaves you open to hacks

The picture is silly, the subject isn't.

You mean clicking that image could be catastrophic?

IainB · « **Reply #4530 on:** June 02, 2015, 12:48 PM »

Lunchbox suicide.

An Irishman, a Mexican and a blonde Englishman were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.
They had sat down to eat lunch, and were opening their lunchboxes when the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If Oi get corned beef and cabbage one more time for me lunch, den Oi'm going to jump off dis building!"

The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed,"Burritos again! If I get zese burritos one more time I'm a gonna jump off too!"

The blonde opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too!"'

The next day, the Irishman opened his lunchbox, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.
The Mexican opened his lunchbox, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.
The blonde guy opened his lunchbox, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.

At their triple funeral, the Irishman's widow was weeping. She said, "Oh, if only I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!"
The Mexican's widow also wept, and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."
The two wives looked expectantly at the weeping blonde guy's widow. She dabbed her eyes with a tissue and said, "I just can't understand it. He always made his own lunch."

Godric · « **Reply #4531 on:** June 02, 2015, 07:34 PM »

Some strange and Funny Signs.

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #4532 on:** June 04, 2015, 03:12 AM »

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The New, In-Canon Star Wars Comic Just Did Something Completely Insane

Quote from: MilesAhead on June 02, 2015, 12:28 PM

You mean clicking that image could be catastrophic?

Yes, if you click you will be connected to the dark side of the Force.

tomos · « **Reply #4533 on:** June 05, 2015, 12:01 PM »

I enjoyed this spam:

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TaoPhoenix · « **Reply #4534 on:** June 05, 2015, 04:21 PM »

That's like in the top ten spams ever! Where/why did it show up? Are you connected to gaming sites/ forums / mailing lists?

We could have a sub-theme of coolest spam ever. I don't recall any now, but I've had a couple of beauties over the years.

tomos · « **Reply #4535 on:** June 05, 2015, 04:36 PM »

Quote from: TaoPhoenix on June 05, 2015, 04:21 PM

Where/why did it show up? Are you connected to gaming sites/ forums / mailing lists?

I dunno where this one came from - I get the usual spam: meds, casinos, software -
so this one really stood out from the crowd with it's *Star* in the subject line and it's promise of magic money.

TaoPhoenix · « **Reply #4536 on:** June 05, 2015, 04:45 PM »

Heh it would be an awesome job and a webseries if someone paid for ex $1000 per day for a guy to physically walk into all these places and ask them pointed questions : )

app103 · « **Reply #4537 on:** June 08, 2015, 10:46 AM »

Quote from: TaoPhoenix on June 05, 2015, 04:21 PM

We could have a sub-theme of coolest spam ever. I don't recall any now, but I've had a couple of beauties over the years.

I posted a recent spam support ticket I received: http://www.donationcoder.com/forum/index.php?topic=35756.msg382045#msg382045

At first I thought it was spam, but then I wasn't so sure, so just for fun, I replied with a detailed list. But since I have not heard anything back from them, I am back to assuming it was spam.