Author Topic: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content] (Read 5,847,927 times)

Target · « **Reply #4275 on:** March 05, 2015, 02:13 AM »

subliminal advertising?

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #4276 on:** March 05, 2015, 03:18 AM »

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How Homer Simpson Predicted A Major Physics Breakthrough Before Science Did

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #4277 on:** March 07, 2015, 03:49 AM »

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The Weasel Riding The Woodpecker Is Now A Glorious Meme

Renegade · « **Reply #4278 on:** March 07, 2015, 06:30 AM »

Beyond "interesting", this is simply hilarious!

DO IT FOR DENMARK!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrO3TfJc9Qw

Seriously.

http://do-it-for-denmark.dk/

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Can sex save Denmark's future??

Denmark faces a crisis. Our birthrate is at a 27 year low. At Spies we’re concerned. Fewer Danes mean fewer to support the ageing population - and tragically, fewer holidaying with us. Research shows that Danes have 46% more sex on city holidays and since more sex equals the chance of more kids, we are prescribing a romantic city holiday to save Denmark’s future. Let's save the future of Denmark with romance!.

Now, that's a f***ing competition!

Renegade · « **Reply #4279 on:** March 08, 2015, 01:38 PM »

I've got a book for you...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltWZEIkq2J4&feature=youtu.be&t=6m18s

app103 · « **Reply #4280 on:** March 09, 2015, 06:30 AM »

I am time traveling!

I have been waiting for this laptop to let me know what an appropriate name for it would be. Now I know. TARDIS!

wraith808 · « **Reply #4281 on:** March 11, 2015, 02:37 PM »

First shots fired at the Apple watch by ASUS with this tweet...

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Arizona Hot · « **Reply #4282 on:** March 11, 2015, 07:01 PM »

Math can be dangerous if you get caught in a hypoten-noose. Be careful freeing yourself with Occam's Razor, those things can be very sharp.

MilesAhead · « **Reply #4283 on:** March 11, 2015, 07:26 PM »

Quote from: Arizona Hot on March 11, 2015, 07:01 PM

Math can be dangerous if you get caught in a hypoten-noose. Be careful freeing yourself with Occam's Razor, those things can be very sharp.

Not to mention combinatorial explosions. One of those may be a block buster.

Renegade · « **Reply #4284 on:** March 12, 2015, 01:53 AM »

Parody of actual news. The event is real.

NSFW - language warning

http://www.thebeaverton.com/local/item/1778-fucking-shitheaded-town-bans-swearing

Shithole town bans motherfucking swearing

ALBERTA - Some fucking shitheaded municipality in butt-fuck nowhere Alberta has passed a tightassed ban on motherfucking swearing.

“We think this ban will make our youth more respectful,” said the tit-for-a-mayor of the backwater shithole he calls a town. “We have many problems with our kids using offensive language these days, so we’ll see how this ban goes.”

Many of the dimwitted local fucks think the goddamned ban is a great fucking idea along with a shitbrained youth curfew and increasing fines that will completely fuck-over young people and other ass-clowns.

However, some constitutional dickwad and complete asshole-lawyer thinks the fucking law will be struck down.

“It’s a clear violation of the Charter and our freedom to express ourselves in public,” explained the guy who clearly has a stick up his ass.

At press time, fuck you.

MilesAhead · « **Reply #4285 on:** March 12, 2015, 11:44 AM »

Ok, yet another riddle:

Q: What does a Professor of Ethics call Sexy Students who want an "A" but don't
feel like studying?

A:

Screwpils

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #4286 on:** March 12, 2015, 04:54 PM »

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Renegade · « **Reply #4287 on:** March 13, 2015, 08:57 AM »

Stoic Joker · « **Reply #4288 on:** March 13, 2015, 11:50 AM »

^That'll make a fine companion product for the WankBank - Coming Soon to adult electronics shops everywhere!

TaoPhoenix · « **Reply #4289 on:** March 13, 2015, 12:21 PM »

Quote from: Renegade on March 13, 2015, 08:57 AM

Leaving aside the Apple vs knockoff jokes, let's just say they use a typical Chinese mp3 player - someone could really make this! It's the kind of awesome joke a bored millionaire or wife could really do.

The possibilities of this are hysterical! As would be the medical approval certificate report!

Stoic Joker · « **Reply #4290 on:** March 13, 2015, 04:11 PM »

Quote from: TaoPhoenix on March 13, 2015, 12:21 PM

The possibilities of this are hysterical!

Like accidental track changes while jogging..

barney · « **Reply #4291 on:** March 13, 2015, 06:31 PM »

So-o-o ... how do you recharge the speaker $:-\$ ?

Proximity? Wave action (bobble)? Friction? Inquiring (salacious?) minds want to know

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Ath · « **Reply #4292 on:** March 13, 2015, 07:03 PM »

Recharge? Solar cells I'd expect...

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #4293 on:** March 13, 2015, 10:06 PM »

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Play the Friday the 13th Game

mouser · « **Reply #4294 on:** March 14, 2015, 05:50 AM »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EilcXPjuEc

Renegade · « **Reply #4295 on:** March 14, 2015, 01:48 PM »

Quote from: mouser on March 14, 2015, 05:50 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EilcXPjuEc

Cripes... Some of those looked just plain dangerous!

MilesAhead · « **Reply #4296 on:** March 14, 2015, 08:55 PM »

^^ At first I thought it was one of those Tim Conway videos.

Renegade · « **Reply #4297 on:** March 19, 2015, 04:01 AM »

Old PSA...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhgoXZDA7ig

app103 · « **Reply #4298 on:** March 19, 2015, 08:18 AM »

Yes, I installed this, and it's awesome!

https://github.com/panicsteve/cloud-to-butt

And here is the results, on a serious, in-depth article on cloud computing. Try to read it with a straight face.

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/684853/frenfit/mybutt.png

TaoPhoenix · « **Reply #4299 on:** March 19, 2015, 08:37 AM »

Quote from: Renegade on March 19, 2015, 04:01 AM

Old PSA...

A rather odd tone for this one.

We've seen "this is your brain on drugs" and stuff.

This one gets into "which is your doctor meds" and which are "nasty drugs".