Author Topic: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content] (Read 5,847,927 times)

Deozaan · « **Reply #4175 on:** January 26, 2015, 11:15 PM »

Quote from: wraith808 on January 25, 2015, 11:42 PM

How do you fit a thousand dead babies into one barrel?

I know this is just a joke--I'm not at all offended by it, nor am I complaining that you posted it--but I just didn't find it even remotely humorous, and I tend to find humor in morbid things.

MerleOne · « **Reply #4176 on:** January 26, 2015, 11:38 PM »

Quote from: Deozaan on January 26, 2015, 11:15 PM

Quote from: wraith808 on January 25, 2015, 11:42 PM
How do you fit a thousand dead babies into one barrel?

I know this is just a joke--I'm not at all offended by it, nor am I complaining that you posted it--but I just didn't find it even remotely humorous, and I tend to find humor in morbid things.

And if one remove 'dead' from 'dead babies' ? Just thinking out loud... I guess I may have listened too long to M. Manson...

IainB · « **Reply #4177 on:** January 27, 2015, 11:01 AM »

^^ That sort of grisly humour reminds me of this, which I think I posted to this thread to much acclaim, some time back:

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IainB · « **Reply #4178 on:** January 27, 2015, 03:52 PM »

^^ ... and I only came across this one the other day:

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wraith808 · « **Reply #4179 on:** January 27, 2015, 05:33 PM »

Quote from: IainB on January 27, 2015, 11:01 AM

^^ That sort of grisly humour reminds me of this, which I think I posted to this thread to much acclaim, some time back:
(see attachment in previous post)

For those who might not get it, it's a rather clever spoof of the horror movie "Mary's Baby".

Actually, it's just the poster for It's Alive (1974) with some text changed.

IainB · « **Reply #4180 on:** January 28, 2015, 12:53 AM »

Ah! Thanks for correcting me on that @wraith808 - I had not known there was such a film, and thus assumed (apparently erroneously) that it was a spoof on "Rosemary's Baby". Your comment makes sense - e.g., I did wonder where the wicker baby basket came from, as that was not on the RB poster as far as I could recall (I last saw it many years back).
I looked up "It's Alive" on IMDB, and thought it seems like a silly horror movie. The theme of "a couple's infant child turns out to be a vicious mutant monster that kills when frightened" is replicated to some extent in the SF movie "Looper", where the boy child seems normal but is innocent and a telekinetic and cannot control his damaging powers when he is frightened. The surprising outcome in the story is that he is to be part of changed history (alternative futures) for the better.

Renegade · « **Reply #4181 on:** January 28, 2015, 01:30 AM »

RB - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0063522/

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #4182 on:** January 28, 2015, 03:49 AM »

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Why are girls doing this to their bodies

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Arizona Hot · « **Reply #4183 on:** January 28, 2015, 03:52 AM »

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A giant polar bear took the tube in London today

IainB · « **Reply #4184 on:** January 28, 2015, 10:21 AM »

Awww. Polar bears are sooo cute!

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wraith808 · « **Reply #4185 on:** January 28, 2015, 04:29 PM »

Quote from: Deozaan on January 26, 2015, 11:15 PM

Quote from: wraith808 on January 25, 2015, 11:42 PM
How do you fit a thousand dead babies into one barrel?

I know this is just a joke--I'm not at all offended by it, nor am I complaining that you posted it--but I just didn't find it even remotely humorous, and I tend to find humor in morbid things.

I suppose there's different humor points for different people. There's been several things posted in the thread that I didn't particularly find funny.

* wraith808 shrugs

That's what's great about the ability to express yourself and such... everyone will find something that they like.

onward!

IainB · « **Reply #4186 on:** January 28, 2015, 04:58 PM »

@wraith808: OK, just out of interest, that's how many times now that you have been censured for making unfunny jokes?
Some people (not me, you understand) might say that there could be a message in there, but I couldn't possibly comment.

wraith808 · « **Reply #4187 on:** January 28, 2015, 05:16 PM »

Quote from: IainB on January 28, 2015, 04:58 PM

@wraith808: OK, just out of interest, that's how many times now that you have been censured for making unfunny jokes?
Some people (not me, you understand) might say that there could be a message in there, but I couldn't possibly comment.

Ummm... once? Unless you're projecting your own experiences. But of course, I couldn't possibly comment.

IainB · « **Reply #4188 on:** January 28, 2015, 05:22 PM »

At this time of year we are being beset my mossies at night. I have purchased a couple of electronic fly-swatters that burn the little blighters up with a high voltage burst of electricity, on contact. Revenge.
However, there are limits to their use - e.g., little children should not get to use them as they could be hurt.

I was thus struck by the following piece of purportedly ancient Chinese wisdom that was emailed to me today by a friend:

The Great Lao-Tsu said "It is only when you see a mosquito landing on your testicles that you realize that there is always a way to solve problems without using violence ...

IainB · « **Reply #4189 on:** January 28, 2015, 05:28 PM »

Quote from: wraith808 on January 28, 2015, 05:16 PM

...Ummm... once? Unless you're projecting your own experiences. But of course, I couldn't possibly comment.

Nooo...not quite the point I was obliquely suggesting (though your response is a good one and gets half-way there).
Never mind.

IainB · « **Reply #4190 on:** January 28, 2015, 08:35 PM »

Rather droll headline at democracynow.org: "Diplomaculate Conception": U.S. Helped Jailed Cuban Five Member Artificially Inseminate His Wife

app103 · « **Reply #4191 on:** January 29, 2015, 04:12 AM »

Quote from: IainB on January 28, 2015, 10:21 AM

Awww. Polar bears are sooo cute!
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You might want to put this behind a 'don't view while eating" spoiler.

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #4192 on:** January 30, 2015, 03:52 PM »

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Arizona Hot · « **Reply #4193 on:** January 31, 2015, 04:55 AM »

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Arizona Hot · « **Reply #4194 on:** January 31, 2015, 05:05 AM »

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Arizona Hot · « **Reply #4195 on:** February 01, 2015, 03:47 AM »

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Arizona Hot · « **Reply #4196 on:** February 03, 2015, 12:59 AM »

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IainB · « **Reply #4197 on:** February 03, 2015, 08:45 AM »

The little blizzard that couldn't...

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Renegade · « **Reply #4198 on:** February 03, 2015, 02:12 PM »

Not silly, but seriously twisted & sick humour...

Dark

Go to /r/SuicideWatch and start downvoting everyone.

Explanation

I tripped across that subreddit and was reading through it. A lot of people in a lot of pain.

After quite a while, my dark side kicked in, and thought of mass downvoting when I saw someone actually downvoted a post.

wraith808 · « **Reply #4199 on:** February 03, 2015, 03:35 PM »

But downvoting just means off-topic... so I don't get it. Other than people misusing the meaning of down voting.