Author Topic: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content] (Read 5,847,927 times)

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #3750 on:** November 05, 2014, 07:55 PM »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bALg4IC7veo

Edvard · « **Reply #3751 on:** November 06, 2014, 01:54 AM »

Quote from: TaoPhoenix on November 05, 2014, 05:33 AM

Well, trying not to cut myself shaving with Occam's razor, here's a collation a few of the theories floating from the Slashdot thread mixed with my own:

Interesting theories, and all of them plausible. At one point, there were many websites that hosted MAME ROMs that were shut down due to people who had hand-me-down copyrights raising a stink. And in the case of Mame.dk (sigh, never got a bad ROM from them...), it was their hosting company Efront that was slapped. Ahh, memories...

* Edvard loads Galaxian... again...

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #3752 on:** November 06, 2014, 03:50 PM »

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The Gilt Shoe Fix - Stilettos by State

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TaoPhoenix · « **Reply #3753 on:** November 06, 2014, 05:55 PM »

Quote from: Arizona Hot on November 06, 2014, 03:50 PM

The Gilt Shoe Fix - Stilettos by State

Hmm. Looks like it comes down to NV's showgirls, southern belles, and Hispanic states!

Edvard · « **Reply #3754 on:** November 07, 2014, 07:23 AM »

The NoPhone
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/nophone-usa/the-new-and-unimproved-nophone

Quote

Phone addiction is real. And it's everywhere. It's ruining your dates. It's distracting you at concerts. It's disrupting you in movie theaters. It's clogging up sidewalks. Now, there is a real solution.

The NoPhone is a technology-free alternative to constant hand-to-phone contact that allows you to stay connected with the real world.

Stoic Joker · « **Reply #3755 on:** November 07, 2014, 12:42 PM »

^Um... o_O I really can't decide if that is hysterically funny, or frightening. However I am thinking of backing it.

mouser · « **Reply #3756 on:** November 07, 2014, 02:37 PM »

Too many cooks:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzdRQCnDBlw

note: it gets a bit violent in the second half.

TaoPhoenix · « **Reply #3757 on:** November 07, 2014, 04:06 PM »

Quote from: Stoic Joker on November 07, 2014, 12:42 PM

^Um... o_O I really can't decide if that is hysterically funny, or frightening. However I am thinking of backing it.

Hysterically funny, of course. Emphasis on hysteria. Because the best satire humor is frightening!

TaoPhoenix · « **Reply #3758 on:** November 07, 2014, 04:57 PM »

I'm starting a Fake Nany board in the Basement. Real Nany is too honorable for such dumb things. But Mouser has found the second most ear-worm-y acronym ever, just behind Slashdot's IaNAL.

It's just for low level silly/dumb jokes about apps in general.

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #3759 on:** November 07, 2014, 10:20 PM »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZV4RWjv7C0

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Now You Can Use Bitcoin to Anonymously Send Poop to Your Enemies

Renegade · « **Reply #3760 on:** November 08, 2014, 06:13 AM »

DEATH FAKERS!

Jim Morrison = Rush Limbaugh
River Phoenix = Mark Dice
Bill Hicks = Alex Jones
Jonathan Brandis = Adam Kokesh
Brandon Lee = Christopher Greene

Rush Limbaugh is Jim Morrison 100% Proof

Autoplays a Youtube video. >> River Phoenix, Bill Hicks, Brandon Lee, Jonathan Brandis, All Faked Their Deaths

http://alexjonesisbillhicks.com

Just. Wow.

I now wonder what buddy thinks about the moon landing, Atlantis, and Area 51!

app103 · « **Reply #3761 on:** November 08, 2014, 02:28 PM »

crabby3 · « **Reply #3762 on:** November 08, 2014, 05:02 PM »

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crabby3 · « **Reply #3763 on:** November 08, 2014, 05:40 PM »

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crabby3 · « **Reply #3764 on:** November 08, 2014, 05:41 PM »

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crabby3 · « **Reply #3765 on:** November 08, 2014, 05:43 PM »

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Arizona Hot · « **Reply #3766 on:** November 08, 2014, 09:01 PM »

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Which Thanksgiving food are you?

I'm mashed potatoes.

app103 · « **Reply #3767 on:** November 09, 2014, 02:04 AM »

Quote from: Arizona Hot on November 08, 2014, 09:01 PM

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Which Thanksgiving food are you?

I'm mashed potatoes.

I am Brussels sprouts.

Renegade · « **Reply #3768 on:** November 09, 2014, 07:01 AM »

Quote from: app103 on November 09, 2014, 02:04 AM

Quote from: Arizona Hot on November 08, 2014, 09:01 PM
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Which Thanksgiving food are you?

I'm mashed potatoes.

I am Brussels sprouts.

I'm a cannibal!

barney · « **Reply #3769 on:** November 09, 2014, 09:00 AM »

Quote from: Renegade on November 09, 2014, 07:01 AM

I'm a cannibal!

Cannibal

? Or cannabis

?
(btw, how's the hand?)

crabby3 · « **Reply #3770 on:** November 09, 2014, 12:50 PM »

Quote from: Arizona Hot on November 08, 2014, 09:01 PM

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Which Thanksgiving food are you?

I'm mashed potatoes.

I'm mashed potatoes as well.

crabby3 · « **Reply #3771 on:** November 09, 2014, 12:58 PM »

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J-Mac · « **Reply #3773 on:** November 10, 2014, 06:29 AM »

Amazon Echo: What Amazon says about their new whatchamacallit thingie - Amazon Echo is designed around your voice. It's always on—just ask for information, music, news, weather, and more. Echo begins working as soon as it hears you say the wake word, "Alexa." It's also an expertly-tuned speaker that can fill any room with immersive sound.

Here's a funny remix that shows what Echo might do.

Jim

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GijLoiVkmYI

bit · « **Reply #3774 on:** November 11, 2014, 06:43 AM »

Once I thought I was wrong, but my computer was mistaken.