Author Topic: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content] (Read 5,847,927 times)

Target · « **Reply #3625 on:** October 14, 2014, 11:10 AM »

Quote from: Renegade on October 14, 2014, 08:48 AM

nice one!!

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #3626 on:** October 14, 2014, 08:03 PM »

Quote from: app103 on October 13, 2014, 11:40 PM

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Ah, the multiverse, where there are versions of you who are serial killers or bimbos.

app103 · « **Reply #3627 on:** October 14, 2014, 09:38 PM »

Quote from: Arizona Hot on October 14, 2014, 08:03 PM

Quote from: app103 on October 13, 2014, 11:40 PM
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Ah, the multiverse, where there are versions of you who are serial killers or bimbos.

Or turtles that are still too young to leave home.

Renegade · « **Reply #3628 on:** October 14, 2014, 09:46 PM »

Quote from: app103 on October 14, 2014, 09:38 PM

Quote from: Arizona Hot on October 14, 2014, 08:03 PM
Quote from: app103 on October 13, 2014, 11:40 PM
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Ah, the multiverse, where there are versions of you who are serial killers or bimbos.

Or turtles that are still too young to leave home.

That's a great scenario! Grow up to be ninjas!

app103 · « **Reply #3629 on:** October 14, 2014, 09:49 PM »

Quote from: Renegade on October 14, 2014, 09:46 PM

Quote from: app103 on October 14, 2014, 09:38 PM
Quote from: Arizona Hot on October 14, 2014, 08:03 PM
Quote from: app103 on October 13, 2014, 11:40 PM
(see attachment in previous post)

Ah, the multiverse, where there are versions of you who are serial killers or bimbos.

Or turtles that are still too young to leave home.

That's a great scenario! Grow up to be ninjas!

Turtles are always too young to leave home, even if they are 100 years old. They carry it with them wherever they go.

TaoPhoenix · « **Reply #3630 on:** October 14, 2014, 10:50 PM »

Quote from: Arizona Hot on October 14, 2014, 08:03 PM

Quote from: app103 on October 13, 2014, 11:40 PM
(see attachment in previous post)

Ah, the multiverse, where there are versions of you who are serial killers or bimbos.

Or both!

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #3631 on:** October 15, 2014, 09:34 AM »

Quote from: Arizona Hot on October 14, 2014, 08:03 PM

Ah, the multiverse, where there are versions of you who are serial killers or bimbos.

Or cereal-killers.

Renegade · « **Reply #3632 on:** October 15, 2014, 11:50 AM »

Quote from: Arizona Hot on October 15, 2014, 09:34 AM

Quote from: Arizona Hot on October 14, 2014, 08:03 PM
Ah, the multiverse, where there are versions of you who are serial killers or bimbos.

Or cereal-killers.

They're in a band with Zarbizarre!

http://www.last.fm/music/zarbizarre+of+the+cereal+killaz/_/super+ultra+mega+giant+8+hour+long+continuous+breaks+mix+(on+a+stick) <--- great mix!
https://soundcloud.com/cerealkillaz

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #3633 on:** October 15, 2014, 08:38 PM »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUuTvERSpWA

Radio-controlled paper plane.

w3bcrawler · « **Reply #3634 on:** October 16, 2014, 02:35 AM »

Anyone want to have me over? :3

[attachthumb]

Deozaan · « **Reply #3635 on:** October 16, 2014, 06:31 AM »

Quote from: w3bcrawler on October 16, 2014, 02:35 AM

Anyone want to have me over? :3

Sure, but just once.

app103 · « **Reply #3636 on:** October 16, 2014, 07:52 PM »

I have heard this as a joke before, except instead of 5 pages of S, it was a few gigabytes of VB6 code.

Edvard · « **Reply #3637 on:** October 16, 2014, 08:25 PM »

Relevant:
http://arn.org/docs2/news/monkeysandtypewriters051103.htm

Giampy · « **Reply #3638 on:** October 16, 2014, 10:04 PM »

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mouser · « **Reply #3639 on:** October 16, 2014, 10:48 PM »

Renegade · « **Reply #3640 on:** October 18, 2014, 07:18 AM »

The reptilians are winning!

Renegade · « **Reply #3641 on:** October 18, 2014, 02:01 PM »

The Ring-a-Ding Convert-a-Car with Prof. Pat Pending:

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TaoPhoenix · « **Reply #3642 on:** October 18, 2014, 09:35 PM »

Heh sorry Renny, I had to adblock that image - too much random motion that was going to drive me nuts!

Renegade · « **Reply #3643 on:** October 19, 2014, 12:17 AM »

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #3644 on:** October 19, 2014, 12:19 AM »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Id67TMSKOzs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McUJTt6Rz-Y

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WlVDFRYViw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4i0ld01KxwE

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #3645 on:** October 19, 2014, 12:29 AM »

Quote

(Newser) – This story about a divorce in the United Arab Emirates begins in not-so-unusual fashion: A wife refuses to sleep with her husband, and he is not pleased. Then it gets weird: She tells him to talk to her parents, who explain that their daughter can't have sex with him because she is, in fact, a supernatural creature called a jinn that the BBC equates to a genie. This results in divorce. But if the excuse was a tall tale, the joke's on the ex-wife, because a court in Dubai ruled that she is not entitled to alimony, reports Gulf News. Reason? She wasn't honest about the genie matter. Neither story is clear about whether this means the court thinks she's lying about being a genie or whether it thinks she should have informed her husband about her genie-ness before the wedding, but either way, she gets no alimony

Man Escapes Alimony After Wife Admits She's a Genie

rgdot · « **Reply #3646 on:** October 19, 2014, 03:47 PM »

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app103 · « **Reply #3647 on:** October 19, 2014, 05:46 PM »

I may have found my spirit animal. This raven doesn't say 'Nevermore'.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZUcDg9m74o

TaoPhoenix · « **Reply #3648 on:** October 19, 2014, 06:47 PM »

Quote from: app103 on October 19, 2014, 05:46 PM

I may have found my spirit animal. This raven doesn't say 'Nevermore'.

That's actually an awesome take on the whole old myths meme - they always show those in subdued polite language. But what if your spirit bird is from New York City?

app103 · « **Reply #3649 on:** October 19, 2014, 09:43 PM »

Quote from: TaoPhoenix on October 19, 2014, 06:47 PM

But what if your spirit bird is from New York City?

Or from New Jersey?