Author Topic: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content] (Read 5,847,927 times)

Deozaan · « **Reply #2500 on:** January 01, 2014, 12:07 AM »

Kung Fury!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72RqpItxd8M

barney · « **Reply #2501 on:** January 01, 2014, 02:14 AM »

^Ha-ha. Haven't been to a theatre in a couple of decades, but I might actually by a ticket to see that one

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IainB · « **Reply #2502 on:** January 03, 2014, 11:05 AM »

I just found a photo on David Icke's website of what looks like a useful newly-invented HP instrument. Rumour has it that they are currently scale-testing it internally in their own organisation:

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barney · « **Reply #2503 on:** January 03, 2014, 11:10 AM »

^Obviously not scaled for politicians/governments, but might be useful for lesser organizations

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IainB · « **Reply #2504 on:** January 05, 2014, 04:36 AM »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03SWGkxt72A

wraith808 · « **Reply #2505 on:** January 07, 2014, 03:30 AM »

Quote from: Deozaan on January 01, 2014, 12:07 AM

Kung Fury!

There's actually a Kickstarter for that. I kid you not.

5 Things I Learned as a Cop (That Movies Won't Show You)

Too much there to even find an appropriate quote...

IainB · « **Reply #2506 on:** January 07, 2014, 08:19 AM »

Quote from: wraith808 on January 07, 2014, 03:30 AM

5 ...Things I Learned as a Cop (That Movies Won't Show You)...

Thanks. Very enlightening!

IainB · « **Reply #2507 on:** January 08, 2014, 12:05 AM »

Found in my feed reader:

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IainB · « **Reply #2508 on:** January 08, 2014, 12:10 AM »

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Giampy · « **Reply #2509 on:** January 08, 2014, 12:12 AM »

Editing...

app103 · « **Reply #2510 on:** January 08, 2014, 04:54 AM »

She ran out of toner.

Giampy · « **Reply #2511 on:** January 08, 2014, 09:55 AM »

"Just now my wife has told me that if I don't stop to dick around on my PC she bangs my head aganist the keyboard.
I am not worried: she perfectly knows who is the ruler of this houseozkdsfljsj123... s5kfc748gfjth... rndjcuckl<zx... nbgdgfeghsmnx... mhbvdc7546hfgtfy..."

(from The Bastard)

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #2512 on:** January 08, 2014, 05:59 PM »

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You can basically do whatever you want with an empty church. Except turn it into a mosque. Christians HATE that.
Urban Geography, Utrecht University

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A collection of nonfiction essays, which means they’re written about real people and events, mom. Remember all those times you accused me of not listening to the things you said?
MFA Creative Writing- nonfiction, Emerson College.

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Show me your sourcecode and I tell you how much it sucks.
Computer sciences, Szeged University

lol my thesis

TaoPhoenix · « **Reply #2513 on:** January 08, 2014, 07:30 PM »

Quote from: Arizona Hot on January 08, 2014, 05:59 PM

lol my thesis

"The essence of Philosophy boils down to sitting in a rocking chair mentally masturbating all day long."

wraith808 · « **Reply #2514 on:** January 08, 2014, 10:26 PM »

One of the best threats ever

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-K5RlyKcfo

wraith808 · « **Reply #2515 on:** January 10, 2014, 08:44 PM »

And even funnier...

http://gokicker.com/2014/01/07/top-wtf-moments-polar-vortex/

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #2516 on:** January 12, 2014, 01:46 AM »

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DNews Babies Are Sinister Geniuses

Are you an agent of the international baby conspiracy?

Giampy · « **Reply #2517 on:** January 12, 2014, 08:55 PM »

Consumption of cocaine is growing:

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app103 · « **Reply #2518 on:** January 13, 2014, 08:51 AM »

"Fast Knitting"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFods1KSWsQ

kyrathaba · « **Reply #2519 on:** January 14, 2014, 01:37 PM »

kyrathaba · « **Reply #2520 on:** January 14, 2014, 01:38 PM »

kyrathaba · « **Reply #2521 on:** January 14, 2014, 01:39 PM »

wraith808 · « **Reply #2522 on:** January 14, 2014, 02:51 PM »

The Simpsons apologize to Judas Priest via Bart's Blackboard (via the Guardian)

Renegade · « **Reply #2523 on:** January 15, 2014, 01:52 PM »

Quote from: wraith808 on January 14, 2014, 02:51 PM

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The Simpsons apologize to Judas Priest via Bart's Blackboard (via the Guardian)

Oh god... that was an entire travesty... "Breaking the Law" was so horribly defiled... Shame on Rob for that.

They should have got Weird Al to do it instead... For the song voted as the most instantly recognisable metal riff... god... a crying shame...

wraith808 · « **Reply #2524 on:** January 16, 2014, 04:50 AM »

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When you're good at basketball, you go to the NBA. When you're good in the NBA, you win championships. When you win championships, you waste all of your money. When you waste all of your money, you end up singing 'Happy Birthday' in North Korea. Don't end up singing 'Happy Birthday' in North Korea. Switch to Direct T.V.