Author Topic: Programming/Coder humor (Read 247,422 times)

Edvard · « **Reply #25 on:** October 23, 2013, 04:27 AM »

From an IRC conversation:

ewemoa · « **Reply #26 on:** December 01, 2013, 10:24 AM »

From 09:25 of Guerilla Scala Programming at eBay until 09:50 (25 seconds).

app103 · « **Reply #27 on:** December 24, 2013, 02:14 AM »

wraith808 · « **Reply #28 on:** December 24, 2013, 02:18 AM »

ewemoa · « **Reply #29 on:** December 24, 2013, 07:02 AM »

wraith808 · « **Reply #30 on:** December 24, 2013, 03:00 PM »

app103 · « **Reply #31 on:** January 08, 2014, 03:03 AM »

This one courtesy of skwire:

Quote from: skwire on January 06, 2014, 11:39 PM

Yes, you are correct about that data, and I haven't added it (yet) for two reasons: 1) I haven't decided WHERE to put that data. 2) If I add the network time, it stands to reason that folks will want that time converted to their timezone. To see why I'm hesitant about that, watch this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5wpm-gesOY&feature=player_detailpage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5wpm-gesOY

TaoPhoenix · « **Reply #32 on:** January 08, 2014, 06:38 AM »

That vid is just epic. He has some other useful vids, but that one is where he's like "just ruin yourself now, don't ever ever do time zones"! : )

Deozaan · « **Reply #33 on:** January 11, 2014, 10:08 PM »

Users:

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kyrathaba · « **Reply #34 on:** January 11, 2014, 11:13 PM »

^ Love it, Deozaan!

tomos · « **Reply #35 on:** January 11, 2014, 11:17 PM »

lol... we need a user version though:
User tries to drink out of glass, nothing comes out, liquid starts pouring out the sides...

Josh · « **Reply #36 on:** January 30, 2014, 02:33 AM »

TaoPhoenix · « **Reply #37 on:** January 30, 2014, 06:44 AM »

Quote from: app103 on January 08, 2014, 03:03 AM

... (Video)

Best Quote Ever:
(Slightly modded)
"So what you do is grab code, and put it your program, and give credit, and never ever look at it again."

TaoPhoenix · « **Reply #38 on:** January 30, 2014, 06:50 AM »

Heh in Programmer/"Commissioner" humor, it's those edge cases that killed me this year. I made some brutally dirty "proto-apps" that did certain things. But they don't work on DC. Or on any of 570 other sites. Oops.

I think Programming in general is like this, hence the current struggle to "micro monetize" and the people building "deep resources for free" just because no one needs to write the same crucial 10,000 line of code EVERY SINGLE TIME.

app103 · « **Reply #39 on:** January 30, 2014, 12:15 PM »

Always think about the acronyms.

kyrathaba · « **Reply #40 on:** January 30, 2014, 01:22 PM »

I always thought Java was a bit ... smelly...

Stoic Joker · « **Reply #41 on:** January 30, 2014, 06:34 PM »

Quote from: kyrathaba on January 30, 2014, 01:22 PM

I always thought Java was a bit ... smelly...

*Shrug* Yeah...I didn't really see a problem with the name either.

Shades · « **Reply #42 on:** January 31, 2014, 12:32 AM »

Isn't the most expensive/exquisite coffee not made of coffee beans that have been through the complete digestive channels of some rodent?

With its logo in mind, wouldn't that make Java the language to produce similar code?

kyrathaba · « **Reply #43 on:** January 31, 2014, 02:35 AM »

^ Yeah, and when you're reviewing a Java developer's code: "Dude, that is some good shit..."

ADNY78 · « **Reply #44 on:** February 01, 2014, 09:39 PM »

Quote from: mouser on August 13, 2013, 01:11 PM

Code Refactoring:
http://thecodinglove.com/post/51001512539/code-refactoring

like it)

TaoPhoenix · « **Reply #45 on:** February 16, 2014, 03:29 PM »

Heh I'm always liked wordplay jokes, and add a dash of Tax Season insanity, and then three days off, and I get to make a little joke that I've had in my head for a couple of years now!

Boring Exec Summary: Lloyd Blankfein, CEO & Chairman of Goldman Sachs admitted that he and his company were part of the banking meltdown. But he didn't just say that. His precise phrasing was picked up by The Gregory Brothers of Autotune the News.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fTh2GffJsM

(P.S. We need more hearings like this! That Younger Gregory pwns as "FCIC Commissioner"!)

And Blanky's precise phrasing screamed for a Venn Diagram!

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MilesAhead · « **Reply #46 on:** February 16, 2014, 04:01 PM »

Pretty funny. But babes with big boobs in hot tub would've put it over the top...less.

wraith808 · « **Reply #47 on:** February 18, 2014, 10:09 PM »

http://codetojoy.blogspot.com/2007/04/alligators-versus-crocodiles.html

Specifically: The passions are so high, because the stakes are so small.

ewemoa · « **Reply #48 on:** February 25, 2014, 01:27 AM »

Quote

...there are two hard things in computer science: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors.

via bottom of Martin Fowler

Edvard · « **Reply #49 on:** May 12, 2014, 11:12 PM »

^^