I was hoping to get more on-topic comments, should I continue or is that futile?

Just making an on topic comment would provide impetus is my guess.

Naturally when I was a little kid, I wanted to get free candy. But as I got older I didn't like the extortion concept. Ring somebody's doorbell and imply they'll suffer damages if they don't pay tribute. Some celebration.
(Also how do you scare somebody who is already dead by dressing as a skeleton? You can be killed but they can't. So how scare them?  Strange.)

Then again I never liked the idea of Christmas gifts either. Everyone running around buying other people stuff they don't want that they then have to return. What a scramble!!  My Christmas concept would be everyone start a little fund of crazy cash to splurge on themselves.  Get something they wouldn't ordinarily buy. Indulge a whim. Then everyone gets together for a meal and displays the crazy item they bought after saving all year.

It would cut down on the customer service lines later.

(Also how do you scare somebody who is already dead by dressing as a skeleton? You can be killed but they can't. So how scare them?  Strange.)

true, it doesnt seem logical. I guess they thought of them differently in the past.

I like your Christmas idea

(Satire)
Miles is clearly a terrorist since all of Retail now hates him.
(/Satire)