Halloween would be less popular if...

[Arizona Hot]

...you got the urge to bite people's necks then.

...you know that one of the people invited to a party then was the main course(popular with ghouls, though).

...that was when all your dead relatives came to visit.

...you got spam from Hell then(with virus attachments, of course).

[tomos]

taking you deadly seriously
this is what halloween was all about:

Halloween would be less popular if...

...that was when all your dead relatives came to visit.

see 'Pre-Christian influences' http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halloween

[cranioscopical]

...kids had to go around to every house in the neighborhood, handing out candy.

[MilesAhead]

...kids had to go around to every house in the neighborhood, handing out candy.

Not to eggzagerate, but the only free food I remember kids passing out was raw eggs. Considerable acceleration was applied if memory serves.

[Arizona Hot]

taking you deadly seriously
this is what halloween was all about:

Halloween would be less popular if...


...that was when all your dead relatives came to visit.

see 'Pre-Christian influences' http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halloween

Yes, but dead relatives would probably have weird conversation and ideas.

[cranioscopical]

Considerable acceleration was applied if memory serves.

I think you'll find that the technical term for that is shelling.

[tomos]

Considerable acceleration was applied if memory serves.

I think you'll find that the technical term for that is shelling.

I got shelled once then -while going at high speed on a bike- some little beggar got me right on the ear - nearly took my ear off. The blood and egg pouring down my neck looked very impressive when I got home.

[MilesAhead]

Considerable acceleration was applied if memory serves.

I think you'll find that the technical term for that is shelling.

You crack me up, as usual.

[cranioscopical]

You crack me up, as usual.

I had to scramble for it.

[MilesAhead]

You crack me up, as usual.

I had to scramble for it.

Hey! The yoke was already on me at Halloween!! I forgot to duck.

[Shades]

You crack me up, as usual.

I had to scramble for it.

Hey! The yoke was already on me at Halloween!! I forgot to duck.

But luckily you didn't break the basket   

[cranioscopical]

The yoke was already on me

Now you're poaching my lines 

[cranioscopical]

while going at high speed on a bike- some little beggar got me right on the ear

It's difficult to communicate at that speed, words become garbled. When you called out let me have some spokes, well…

[MilesAhead]

The yoke was already on me

Now you're poaching my lines 

Now now. No need to be hard boiled about it.

[cranioscopical]

No need to be hard boiled about it.

I'll fry not to be.

[MilesAhead]

I'll fry not to be.

Whiskever way you like your eggs we seem to beat the hell out of these puns.

[MilesAhead]

Speaking of hard boiled, it's good Chow with Nun Fat

Ok, guess I should quit before I'm eggsplicity forbidden to post on this thread.

[tomos]

^ I guess the thread is well whipped at this stage

[Stoic Joker]

^ I guess the thread is well whipped at this stage

So you think it should be laid to rest?

[MilesAhead]

^ I guess the thread is well whipped at this stage

Heh heh. Seems separation is imminent.

[MilesAhead]

^ I guess the thread is well whipped at this stage

So you think it should be laid to rest?

Hang on a sec. I have to check with my buddy Sal Manila.

[cranioscopical]

Hang on a sec. I have to check with my buddy Sal Manila.

Now you're having to clutch at straws.

[tomos]

^ I guess the thread is well whipped at this stage

So you think it should be laid to rest?

eh, it could be stored away as a nest egg maybe

[cranioscopical]

eh, it could be stored away as a nest egg maybe

For a grainy day?

[tomos]

eh, it could be stored away as a nest egg maybe

For a grainy day?