Author Topic: Cute jokes thread (Read 206,505 times)

superboyac · « **Reply #25 on:** December 28, 2010, 09:00 PM »

Quote from: 40hz on December 28, 2010, 04:52 PM

(also +1 on Calvin & Hobbs. Easily my all time favorite strip.)

Oh yeah. I used to be obsessed with Calvin and Hobbes. What a treasure. I still very fondly remember in 4th grade my dad driving me at night to the bookstore to buy me Something Under the Bed Is Drooling that had just come out and I couldn't wait any longer to get it. Did you ever get the complete set with the hardcovers and case? I did, it's awesome. I need to get the Far Side one also.

superboyac · « **Reply #26 on:** December 28, 2010, 09:08 PM »

Ah Calvin, this is one of my favorites:

Curt · « **Reply #27 on:** December 28, 2010, 11:18 PM »

Quote from: superboyac on December 28, 2010, 09:00 PM

I need to get the Far Side one also.

click thumb to enlarge:

The Complete Far Side (1982-1995) 2003: US $150, CAN $195), also: Night of the Crash-Test Dummies ('88), Wildlife Preserves ('89), Wiener Dog Art ('90), Unnatural Selections ('91), Cows of Our Planet ('92), The Chickens Are Restless ('93), The Curse Of Madame C ('94), Last Chapter and Worse ('96),

Can we make up a price for me to get the Far Side DVD, please? ("Available in the U.S. ONLY").

Curt · « **Reply #28 on:** December 30, 2010, 11:06 AM »

Originally published on Thursday, December 23, 2010:

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4wd · « **Reply #29 on:** December 30, 2010, 12:52 PM »

From C-Section Comics:

* You need to take note of the comic mouseovers on the site.

Renegade · « **Reply #30 on:** December 30, 2010, 01:32 PM »

Quote from: superboyac on December 28, 2010, 09:00 PM

Quote from: 40hz on December 28, 2010, 04:52 PM
(also +1 on Calvin & Hobbs. Easily my all time favorite strip.)
Oh yeah. I used to be obsessed with Calvin and Hobbes. What a treasure. I still very fondly remember in 4th grade my dad driving me at night to the bookstore to buy me Something Under the Bed Is Drooling that had just come out and I couldn't wait any longer to get it. Did you ever get the complete set with the hardcovers and case? I did, it's awesome. I need to get the Far Side one also.

+1!

Calvin and Hobbes was the most intelligent, clever comic ever.

It's a shame that he stopped writing it.

Now we're stuck with Cathy and Broomhilda... Sigh...

Has anyone ever read a funny Cathy comic? (Well, not been totally high and read a Cathy comic that was funny. Being high just makes everything funny, even Cathy.)

40hz · « **Reply #31 on:** December 30, 2010, 02:00 PM »

Quote from: Renegade on December 30, 2010, 01:32 PM

Has anyone ever read a funny Cathy comic? (Well, not been totally high and read a Cathy comic that was funny. Being high just makes everything funny, even Cathy.)

Yeah, but it was a very long time ago.

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Curt · « **Reply #32 on:** January 13, 2011, 12:50 PM »

one of a million Jewish jokes that I like:

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Curt · « **Reply #33 on:** January 13, 2011, 04:03 PM »

not even a joke, but a real life story (It's important to read ALL of the story!):

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mouser · « **Reply #34 on:** January 13, 2011, 06:02 PM »

hahaahahahahahaa love it.

Shades · « **Reply #35 on:** January 14, 2011, 05:25 AM »

Brilliant rhetoric in style.

You have to hand it to the British, they can say 'F..k off' so much more eloquently than practically any other person/nation that (natively) speaks English.

worstje · « **Reply #36 on:** January 14, 2011, 05:33 AM »

Haha, that was awesome.

Curt · « **Reply #37 on:** January 17, 2011, 12:46 PM »

Quote from: Curt on January 13, 2011, 04:03 PM

not even a joke, but a real life story...

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Curt · « **Reply #38 on:** February 08, 2011, 09:21 AM »

any case will have at least two sides...

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kyrathaba · « **Reply #39 on:** February 12, 2011, 12:04 AM »

kyrathaba · « **Reply #40 on:** February 12, 2011, 12:12 AM »

kyrathaba · « **Reply #41 on:** February 12, 2011, 12:13 AM »

Renegade · « **Reply #42 on:** February 12, 2011, 12:18 AM »

Quote from: Curt on January 13, 2011, 04:03 PM

not even a joke, but a real life story (It's important to read ALL of the story!):

(see attachment in previous post)

That was bucket-loads of excellence~!

kyrathaba · « **Reply #43 on:** February 13, 2011, 03:03 PM »

kyrathaba · « **Reply #44 on:** February 13, 2011, 03:06 PM »

edit by jgpaiva: fixed thumbnail links

kyrathaba · « **Reply #45 on:** February 13, 2011, 03:12 PM »

Curt · « **Reply #46 on:** February 13, 2011, 06:59 PM »

-excellent photos, kyrathaba :-)

rjbull · « **Reply #47 on:** February 17, 2011, 09:12 PM »

BBC Bristol's early evening news programme had Graham Mack, a presenter for BBC Wiltshire, doing a warm-up for the Red Nose Day charity event.

Have you heard of the new Web site that aggregates YouTube, Twitter, and Facebook?

It's called YouTwitFace.

Renegade · « **Reply #48 on:** February 21, 2011, 04:36 PM »

This is way too funny, but very religious:

http://cynic.me/2011/02/22/little-old-lady-church-jokes/

My mom is religious and sent it to me, so it's pretty clean, but I'm quite sure that it would be offensive for some prudes.

Stoic Joker · « **Reply #49 on:** February 21, 2011, 05:23 PM »

Quote from: Renegade on February 21, 2011, 04:36 PM

http://cynic.me/2011/02/22/little-old-lady-church-jokes/

Content seems to be unviewably (behind the "fence")