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IainB · « **Reply #1775 on:** June 25, 2013, 08:42 AM »

^^ Classic. I've met the guy sitting in the office chair.

Giampy · « **Reply #1776 on:** June 25, 2013, 09:34 AM »

Office and computer again:

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Arizona Hot · « **Reply #1777 on:** June 25, 2013, 02:59 PM »

Quote from: IainB on June 25, 2013, 08:42 AM

^^ Classic. I've met the guy sitting in the office chair.

Here's an article about this kind of thing. One person keeps his customer records on punched cards.

If It Ain't Broke, Don't Fix It Ancient Computers in Use Today PCWorld

TaoPhoenix · « **Reply #1778 on:** June 25, 2013, 05:19 PM »

Spinoff from the Snowden thread:
"Knight to queen's bishop 3 - Snowden charged with espionage."

1. Why are they using descriptive notation?! Is that a metaphor for outdated information and thinking in this whole thing?
2. Snowden's playing White as the "first to move", right? So charging Snowden is a defensive move ... so that's ...Nc6. But what was the US's first move? 1 ...e5 headed into a Ruy Lopez or 1...c5 headed into a Sicilian?

wraith808 · « **Reply #1779 on:** June 25, 2013, 05:58 PM »

^ Ummm... I think that was 40s descriptive title.

Stoic Joker · « **Reply #1780 on:** June 25, 2013, 06:06 PM »

Okay this spam had a unique enough (wtf) subject line that I thought I'd a screen shot of my inbox:

TaoPhoenix · « **Reply #1781 on:** June 25, 2013, 07:42 PM »

Quote from: Stoic Joker on June 25, 2013, 06:06 PM

Okay this spam had a unique enough (wtf) subject line that I thought I'd a screen shot of my inbox: (see attachment in previous post)

Heh and I got some "life advice" from a spam! (Though I didn't open it.)
"It's always too early to quit."

Tinman57 · « **Reply #1782 on:** June 25, 2013, 11:50 PM »

Quote from: Stoic Joker on June 25, 2013, 06:06 PM

Okay this spam had a unique enough (wtf) subject line that I thought I'd a screen shot of my inbox: (see attachment in previous post)

The sad thing is there are a whole lot of ~~dumbasses~~ ~~idiots~~ people that's ~~stupid~~ ~~silly~~ computer illiterate enough to open them.....

app103 · « **Reply #1783 on:** June 26, 2013, 01:44 AM »

Cloud computing is great, but what if it rains?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnxrJiS5uKU

Edvard · « **Reply #1784 on:** June 26, 2013, 12:21 PM »

This may be a bit old, but the Aussies among us may well recognize this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43lBiJIzEPk

Great satirical example of "spin control".

IainB · « **Reply #1785 on:** June 27, 2013, 04:41 PM »

^^ Yes. "The Front Fell Off" is a classic. Based on a real-life event, it was good satire.

Saw this today, had to take a screenshot of it. Unintentionally funny. Must be ever so easy to do.

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IainB · « **Reply #1786 on:** June 27, 2013, 04:45 PM »

Quote from: TaoPhoenix on June 25, 2013, 05:19 PM

Spinoff from the Snowden thread:
"Knight to queen's bishop 3 - Snowden charged with espionage."
1. Why are they using descriptive notation?! Is that a metaphor for outdated information and thinking in this whole thing?
2. Snowden's playing White as the "first to move", right? So charging Snowden is a defensive move ... so that's ...Nc6. But what was the US's first move? 1 ...e5 headed into a Ruy Lopez or 1...c5 headed into a Sicilian?

Har-de-har-har. Very droll.

TaoPhoenix · « **Reply #1787 on:** June 27, 2013, 06:16 PM »

Quote from: IainB on June 27, 2013, 04:45 PM

Har-de-har-har. Very droll.

Hi Iain!

Thank you for the Har-de-har-har!

Though one of my many amusing little hobbies is thinking of real world events in a chess metaphor setting! It turns out that the types of chess games in those two openings are quite different! So my question becomes translated:

Will the US go into a "slow grind", or are they trying to slam this into the ground?

dspelley · « **Reply #1788 on:** June 28, 2013, 12:50 AM »

That wacky Werner

dspelley · « **Reply #1789 on:** June 28, 2013, 12:53 AM »

Big deal, Nik Wallenda. Watch this!

Giampy · « **Reply #1790 on:** June 28, 2013, 03:54 PM »

A man double parks his car. A woman traffic warden goes near the car and says: "It will cost you 70$". The man thinks for a moment and says: "Ok, get on!".

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #1791 on:** June 28, 2013, 05:16 PM »

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'Disco rave flight' has fog-filled cabin, lots of turbulence, says Reddit user fliccolo

Did the Redditers here already know about this?

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #1792 on:** June 28, 2013, 05:32 PM »

I don't know if this has already been posted here, it didn't show up in a search.

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A Fresh Breath of Farm Air (Fresh Prince Parody)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0F1dSLxHE8c

dspelley · « **Reply #1793 on:** June 29, 2013, 11:07 PM »

Maybe this should have been posted to the Gadget Weekend forum, but, alas, I could not comply with rule #4.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

KynloStephen66515 · « **Reply #1794 on:** July 01, 2013, 02:57 AM »

dspelley · « **Reply #1795 on:** July 01, 2013, 10:41 PM »

Probably more creepy than funny.

Chest hair coat from Oddity Central

TaoPhoenix · « **Reply #1796 on:** July 02, 2013, 10:39 AM »

Quote from: 4wd on July 02, 2013, 04:29 AM

And please, some other readers join in the discussion - if it's just Perry and I then before long you'll have koalas swinging from stalactites and platypus foraging in the river, (trust me, it will happen - just look what happened when I mentioned anus)

Obligatory:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BoVSGj_aO0

TaoPhoenix · « **Reply #1797 on:** July 02, 2013, 11:55 AM »

State of Education in Florida:
http://www.firstcoastnews.com/news/story.aspx?storyid=318442

app103 · « **Reply #1798 on:** July 02, 2013, 01:18 PM »

Quote from: TaoPhoenix on July 02, 2013, 11:55 AM

State of Education in Florida:
http://www.firstcoastnews.com/news/story.aspx?storyid=318442

The irony is ...

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Once in UNF the next in

Giampy · « **Reply #1799 on:** July 02, 2013, 01:32 PM »

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