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Monday morning:

 I recognize that album cover.....

I recognise that monday morning . . .

How Humans Eat Their Food:

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I don't know if this one is true either:

A Few Paraprosdokians For You
Wednesday, September 19th, 2012 | Author: iker
Paraprosdokians (Winston Churchill loved them) are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected; frequently humorous. Enjoy!

1. Where there’s a will, I want to be in it.

2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on my list.

3. Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

4. If I agreed with you, we’d both be wrong.

5. We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

6. War does not determine who is right – only who is left.

7. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit.. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

8. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

9. I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

10. In filling out an application, where it says, ‘In case of emergency, Notify:’ I put ‘DOCTOR’.

11. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

12. You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

13. I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not so sure..

14. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

15. Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

16. You’re never too old to learn something stupid.

17. I’m supposed to respect my elders, but its getting harder and harder for me to find one now.

@x16wda: Apologies for my ignorance, but is that US Pres. Regan? If so, then cruel to dress him in drag (or was he that way inclined?).   
What uniform was Pres. Clinton dressed in in that photo I submitted above? Do you know? Is it a US military one?
I think I saw news photos of Obama dressed in that ceremonial Kenyan uniform, or something, a couple of years back, but I don't know of he ever wore a US forces uniform. I gather that all US presidents are/were "Commander in Chief", but I'm not sure if that necessarily means they have/had a uniform.

^^ OIC, thanks.

Oh, the face is definitely Ronald, although someone did a passable job of photoshopping it over top of Nancy.  Turns out there is a whole site devoted to "Presidents in drag" (though most of the entries were so poorly done that I could almost have done them).

(Off topic, is "photoshopping" sufficiently generic these days that it doesn't get capitalized, like xerox?)

The reason behind this is that it looks at the image as it was originally.  Edits don't change the baseline as much as they layer them, thus making the same image appear as the edited image.  If you look up Nancy Reagan, it's pretty obvious that's not actually her picture as edited- she doesn't look like her husband.... 

Tineye displayed copies of both of the original images that were used to create this, listing the one of Nancy, first.

https://www.tineye.com/search/36d4856d06fdc079a089a92730468463f10c7b42/

^^ Eh? Which was the "political post"? Do you mean mine with the assorted images of US presidents in uniform? If so, then sorry, I didn't realise that it could be construed as being "political" and could "derail the thread".
Anyway, don't knock it - I at least learned some things about US presidents from all that, and about how there is apparently a whole art form dedicated to making fun of them.     

Never mind, here's another political joke:

Bush and Condoleezza battle plan.
Condoleezza Rice, George W. Bush and some Air Force generals were discussing battle plans in Iraq, over breakfast at the White House one morning.

Dick Cheney came into the room and asked "Hey guys, what are you doing?"

Condoleezza said "The Air Force have got an air strike plan here that should blow 150 senior Al Queda operatives to smithereens whilst they are all together at a religious celebration. As collateral damage, it will also take out most of their families - including women and children - and kill one very busty blonde girl.

Dick said "What? Why do you have to kill the busty blonde girl?"

Bush turned to Condoleezza and said "See? I told you no-one cared about the civilians!"

Here's an idea.. let's try not injecting politics into every thread.

Some tips:

Let's say you find yourself on a thread that has nothing to do with politics and you find yourself writing a post that is insulting to some political figure or party, or some religion.

Just as your about to click post, instead close the browser and go have a snack and take a break, and come back when you can resist the urge to make that post.

Or post it in the basement, or on some other forum.  Or tell it to your friends.  Or whatever.

Just resist injecting political/religious insults into a thread that has nothing to do with them.

  Gee Mouser, don't hold back, tell us how you really feel! 

  Yeah, any time you post political or religious jokes you are about 100% guaranteed to offend someone.  And that is NOT the intention of this forum.....