Author Topic: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content] (Read 5,847,927 times)

wraith808 · « **Reply #1450 on:** April 11, 2013, 03:52 AM »

Quote from: app103 on April 11, 2013, 02:35 AM

Am I the only one that can't find any hint of Stephen being offended by the term "tard" in this post, as claimed by Tinman, here, and has no clue why he told Stephen to "get over it"?

He wasn't telling stephen to get over the term... he was pre-emptively telling anyone that complained about it to do so. Seemed pretty straightforward to me.

And to keep on topic... yet another funny gif. Vader visits the new overlords...

app103 · « **Reply #1451 on:** April 11, 2013, 06:16 AM »

cmpm · « **Reply #1452 on:** April 11, 2013, 10:27 AM »

the cable company, honest!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=0ilMx7k7mso#!

kyrathaba · « **Reply #1453 on:** April 11, 2013, 07:45 PM »

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kyrathaba · « **Reply #1454 on:** April 11, 2013, 07:47 PM »

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions," he observed.

To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."

He turned to the second mom, Ann: "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."

He turned to the third mom, Joyce: "Your obsession is alcohol. This too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy."

At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand, and whispered, "Come on, Dick, this guy has no idea what he's talking about. Let's pick up Peter and Willy from school and go get dinner.”

wraith808 · « **Reply #1455 on:** April 11, 2013, 09:36 PM »

Quote from: kyrathaba on April 11, 2013, 07:45 PM

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That one, my friend, is good. (and enough for another gif)

Tinman57 · « **Reply #1456 on:** April 12, 2013, 01:34 AM »

Quote from: wraith808 on April 11, 2013, 03:52 AM

Quote from: app103 on April 11, 2013, 02:35 AM
Am I the only one that can't find any hint of Stephen being offended by the term "tard" in this post, as claimed by Tinman, here, and has no clue why he told Stephen to "get over it"?

He wasn't telling stephen to get over the term... he was pre-emptively telling anyone that complained about it to do so. Seemed pretty straightforward to me.

Thanks Wraith, I thought it was pretty straight forward myself...

KynloStephen66515 · « **Reply #1457 on:** April 12, 2013, 02:50 AM »

I took offence to something? News to me...When the hell do I take offence to ANYTHING

Tinman, I know you didn't aim it specifically at me

Wraith, You hit the nail on the head

April, I understood how you thought I might have taken that comment as something aimed directly at me

Mouser...Shut up.

Shades · « **Reply #1458 on:** April 12, 2013, 10:55 PM »

Quote from: Stephen66515 on April 12, 2013, 02:50 AM

I took offence to something? News to me...When the hell do I take offence to ANYTHING

Tinman, I know you didn't aim it specifically at me

Another bad joke:
Do you really have to aim specifically with a 12-gauge?

Tinman57 · « **Reply #1459 on:** April 13, 2013, 12:44 AM »

Quote from: Stephen66515 on April 12, 2013, 02:50 AM

I took offence to something? News to me...When the hell do I take offence to ANYTHING

Tinman, I know you didn't aim it specifically at me

Wraith, You hit the nail on the head

April, I understood how you thought I might have taken that comment as something aimed directly at me

Mouser...Shut up.

lol! Hell, even I was wondering what was going on. Not to worry, I've been accused of worse.

Tinman57 · « **Reply #1460 on:** April 13, 2013, 12:51 AM »

Quote from: Shades on April 12, 2013, 10:55 PM

Quote from: Stephen66515 on April 12, 2013, 02:50 AM
I took offence to something? News to me...When the hell do I take offence to ANYTHING

Tinman, I know you didn't aim it specifically at me
Another bad joke:
Do you really have to aim specifically with a 12-gauge?

Well every now and then I use other things. Just today I eradicated a baby-factory tree rat (female red squirrel) with a .22 Long rifle at approx 120 yards away from my house. They like to chew up insulation from under the house and wiring from under the hoods of cars, so I keep them in check every year about this time....

IainB · « **Reply #1461 on:** April 13, 2013, 12:07 PM »

A picture worth a thousand words?
Photo: Empty 'Reserved Media Seating' at Abortion Doc Gosnell's Murder Trial

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mouser · « **Reply #1462 on:** April 13, 2013, 02:50 PM »

Ian I can't read your mind and this probably isn't what you intended, but to me your post came off like "hey i want to make a political statement so i'll find something that i can claim is humorous and stick it in this thread." The whole point that the photo and caption and of the article that you are citing was a political point about how the media is biased against one side of this highly controversial issue of abortion.

I *really* don't want this forum to be a stomping ground for people's political views -- especially this thread. If you have something genuinely hillarious that has a political edge, that's one thing -- but boy is this a stretch.

[I've said it before but it bears repeating -- having vigorous and forceful debates about religion and politics is an important part of life -- but we don't need to involve every website in such debates; we have collectively decided that this website is going to be a place where we want to be able to escape from those issues and try to focus on being supportive of each other and our shared common interests.]

IainB · « **Reply #1463 on:** April 13, 2013, 04:26 PM »

As I said in our PM exchanges on this: if you don't like it, you should remove it. It's your living room after all, and it won't bother me.

I also said that I sit on the fence regarding abortion, and:

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Well, it might be that I am a bit thick, but I actually hadn't perceived any religious or political aspect to it. It's just a trial for mass murder, isn't it?
All I perceived was censorship apparently making an ass of itself, and us.

It came into my feed aggregator on http://www.breitbart.com/.
I was in a hurry (as usual) and didn't really notice that it was via some religious/Christian(?) blog, and I don't think I ever went to the latter to look at it (still haven't), but hastily googled the trial to get the gist of it. Made me feel a bit sick.

I suppose I can understand why a religious blog might post about it, but that doesn't in any way discount or detract from the hugely ironic and black humour of that photo. It really does speak volumes. It'd be a bit like holding the Nuremberg Trials in camera, if you see what I mean.
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...I am a skeptic. I distrust and despise most politicians of all varieties, and religions, and the same goes for any religio-political ideologies and any associated cant and hypocrisy...

KynloStephen66515 · « **Reply #1464 on:** April 13, 2013, 06:18 PM »

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Arizona Hot · « **Reply #1465 on:** April 13, 2013, 06:22 PM »

Wraith808: Here's a new animated gif for your collection and a link to the site I got it from.

Clash of the Scientists - Watch Neil deGrasse Tyson, Bill Nye, and Brian Greene Rumble

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Arizona Hot · « **Reply #1466 on:** April 13, 2013, 06:31 PM »

Wraith808 and Stephen66515: I have a 7 MB animated GIF here. If I can't upload it, you can get it from the link below(Oops!, that's not the HD version.)

Steve Ott licks Jeff Halpern - SBNation.com

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tomos · « **Reply #1467 on:** April 13, 2013, 08:02 PM »

Quote from: Stephen66515 on April 13, 2013, 06:18 PM

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that got me laughing anyway

TaoPhoenix · « **Reply #1468 on:** April 13, 2013, 08:23 PM »

Quote from: 40hz on April 13, 2013, 08:14 PM

^I love TP's suggestion. Simple, neat, and effective.

And now for some spiraling goodness! And no boobies!

http://dontclickthis.whatingods.name/avp.gif

Deozaan · « **Reply #1469 on:** April 13, 2013, 08:39 PM »

Quote from: TaoPhoenix on April 13, 2013, 08:23 PM

Quote from: 40hz on April 13, 2013, 08:14 PM
^I love TP's suggestion. Simple, neat, and effective.

And now for some spiraling goodness! And no boobies!

http://dontclickthis.whatingods.name/avp.gif

FTFY:

wraith808 · « **Reply #1470 on:** April 14, 2013, 02:57 AM »

I could do this all day; I have an extensive collection. One of the perils of being on reddit. One of my faves...

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #1471 on:** April 15, 2013, 05:56 PM »

Wraith808: I wonder what the people at Reddit would think of this picture. Seems to be rather suggestive(if tame for Reddit).

wraith808 · « **Reply #1472 on:** April 15, 2013, 06:50 PM »

Quote from: Arizona Hot on April 15, 2013, 05:56 PM

Wraith808: I wonder what the people at Reddit would think of this picture. Seems to be rather suggestive(if tame for Reddit).

Reddit is a news site.. people just post pictures sometimes on threads to get across points in a visual manner.

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #1473 on:** April 16, 2013, 06:08 PM »

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IainB · « **Reply #1474 on:** April 16, 2013, 10:36 PM »

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