Author Topic: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content] (Read 5,847,927 times)

app103 · « **Reply #1375 on:** March 25, 2013, 02:28 PM »

Quote from: Renegade on March 25, 2013, 02:09 PM

So, I take a shit on 'em, and app 1-ups me by taking a machete, gasoline, and wood-chipper to 'em~!

Nicely done! hehehe!

No task is complete till the wood chipping is done!

TaoPhoenix · « **Reply #1376 on:** March 25, 2013, 03:47 PM »

Quote from: Stephen66515 on March 16, 2013, 03:40 AM

I always bloody forget about that forum section.

So Mouser's plan to hide the Basement from you worked?
"Open your eyes, Stephen!"

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #1377 on:** March 25, 2013, 05:19 PM »

Mythologique - YouTube

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Mythologique - YouTube

Unless you know French, you will have to turn on the captions to know exactly what they are saying.

Edvard · « **Reply #1378 on:** March 26, 2013, 12:06 AM »

No captions, although it looks entertaining.

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #1379 on:** March 26, 2013, 08:59 PM »

Click on the "CC" button on the YouTube window to get the translation captions.

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #1380 on:** March 26, 2013, 09:24 PM »

Do many people here like Reddit humor? The following picture is not from the Reddit thread but from a story about it.

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My parents must have thought I was retarded when I was a kid

app103 · « **Reply #1381 on:** March 27, 2013, 04:35 PM »

Best cooking show ever!

Vegan Black Metal Chef

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeZlih4DDNg

I wasn't sure if I should post it here (it's funny!) or in the music videos thread (it's music).

The best part is near the end, when he finally puts it on the stove to cook.

He has a blog, too!

tomos · « **Reply #1382 on:** March 27, 2013, 10:44 PM »

^ I cant stop laughing out loud

KynloStephen66515 · « **Reply #1383 on:** March 28, 2013, 07:38 AM »

Say what you will about pedophiles, but at least they always slow down when driving past schools.

Shades · « **Reply #1384 on:** March 28, 2013, 08:35 PM »

Quote from: tomos on March 27, 2013, 10:44 PM

^ I cant stop laughing out loud

Yeah, his knife block should be interesting, though

app103 · « **Reply #1385 on:** March 28, 2013, 08:38 PM »

Quote from: Shades on March 28, 2013, 08:35 PM

Quote from: tomos on March 27, 2013, 10:44 PM
^ I cant stop laughing out loud

Yeah, his knife block should be interesting, though

Someday, he'll be famous, on TV, and with his own product line...starting with kitchen knives.

Giampy · « **Reply #1386 on:** March 29, 2013, 12:05 AM »

Sad humor about unemployment:

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Renegade · « **Reply #1387 on:** March 29, 2013, 04:57 AM »

I guess Google only serves regional humour:

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Giampy · « **Reply #1388 on:** March 29, 2013, 01:15 PM »

Renegade, what a coincidence! Before I posted my (sad) image, I already had three versions of that. I posted the first. The second was/is just the one you have published today!

fenixproductions · « **Reply #1389 on:** March 29, 2013, 11:56 PM »

I've made some early spring cleaning recently and gained few enlightenments from it:

men do not lose hair with age - something hidden behind bed is hardly called "lost"
dozen tissues under bed does not equal vigorous sex life - this is simply cleaning & wiping,
you can write on dust multiple times
few years old bills on desk are not a mess - it is budget archive,
hairs are perfect for cable shielding,
dust in places hard to reach is called "natural perversity of inanimate objects"
you can RAR trash bags,
three keyboards on the shelf do not mean any of them works…
…same for mice
you dont need to sand a parquet floor - just buy small carpet.

app103 · « **Reply #1390 on:** March 30, 2013, 12:09 AM »

Quote from: fenixproductions on March 29, 2013, 11:56 PM

you can RAR trash bags,

I am stealing that. I plan on making it a regular part of my offline, verbal, vocabulary.

Renegade · « **Reply #1391 on:** March 30, 2013, 12:23 AM »

Quote from: Giampy on March 29, 2013, 01:15 PM

Renegade, what a coincidence! Before I posted my (sad) image, I already had three versions of that. I posted the first. The second was/is just the one you have published today!

I love the "Inspect element" context menu item in my browser.

Renegade · « **Reply #1392 on:** April 01, 2013, 10:38 AM »

http://thepiratebay.se/blog/230

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The Freedom Bay
You probably heard about our recent move to North Korea.
Many of you rightfully bashed us for siding with a dictatorship. We want you to know that we have listened to your critique.

So without further due, we hereby announce that we have moved our servers from the evil North Korea to the greatest fuckin nation in the entire world.

The United States of America, fuck yeah!

We have worked closely with the awesome american government to establish a strong military graded server park that will endure any nuclear attacks that Kim Jong Un and his evil allies will send at Us.

Along with this move to the greatest country in the universe, we will soon remove all torrents from North Korea, China, Iran, France and Islamistan. American torrents will be seeded with extra power, to ensure that you'll get your american dose extra fast.

America, fuck yeah!

Posted Today 10:48 by Winston Bay

The Freedom Bay! Fuck yeah~!

These guys never fail to crack me up!

MerleOne · « **Reply #1393 on:** April 01, 2013, 10:41 AM »

Nice AF !

app103 · « **Reply #1394 on:** April 01, 2013, 10:22 PM »

Chinese Billboards Warn Locals 'Not To Photoshop Officials Into Porn'

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Chinese officials have apparently erected a huge billboard in the Shuangfeng district, warning locals to stop photoshopping the faces of officials onto pornographic pictures, in order to blackmail them.

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The billboard, erected in Loudi, warn that police will "Decisively crack down on the crime of exploiting Photoshop technology to blackmail people with compound pictures, in order to establish a good image of Shuangfeng," according to France 24's translation.

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #1395 on:** April 01, 2013, 10:31 PM »

Ikea lawnmower

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Would you buy an Ikea lawnmower?

Ikea Facebook page

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #1396 on:** April 01, 2013, 11:00 PM »

Vertical Bathtub

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Vertical Bathtub Combines the Best of Bathing & Showering

KynloStephen66515 · « **Reply #1397 on:** April 01, 2013, 11:02 PM »

app103 · « **Reply #1398 on:** April 01, 2013, 11:05 PM »

IainB · « **Reply #1399 on:** April 01, 2013, 11:59 PM »

Silly shoolboy humour in the vein of "sounds like" and following on from "France Is Bacon", here are some books worth reading:
Awesome Wells - an autobiography.
The Dangerous Precipices of Switzerland by Eileen Over.
The US Cavalry - 40 Years in the Saddle, by Mjr. Bumsaw.
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