Author Topic: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content] (Read 5,847,927 times)

Renegade · « **Reply #700 on:** September 19, 2012, 05:16 PM »

Quote from: Stoic Joker on September 19, 2012, 04:36 PM

This week being a complete nightmare, after reading ^that^ I now have to ram a fork through one of my testicles in the hopes that I will wake up screaming.

Hopefully, you have some musical sensibilities, and this will save your testicles:

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Stoic Joker · « **Reply #701 on:** September 19, 2012, 05:43 PM »

I'm on day of a server (went boom) outage. I spent yesterday reloading the OS & etc. Today I spent trying to figure out which one of the brand new drives I'd overnighted was defective ... because after reloading the OS (and etc...) 3 times the array (mirror with hotspare) kept coming unwound (Foreign configuration detected (Err? WTF?)).

So what songs do you know that all the words in them start with f...

tomos · « **Reply #702 on:** September 19, 2012, 06:38 PM »

Quote from: Stoic Joker on September 19, 2012, 05:43 PM

So what songs do you know that all the words in them start with f...

LimpBizkit come close:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tW4yXjwSXE

that video above is blocked here, here's another in case, the sound is a bit thin on this one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udSI6nwIOeg

Stoic Joker · « **Reply #703 on:** September 19, 2012, 07:05 PM »

Quote from: tomos on September 19, 2012, 06:38 PM

Quote from: Stoic Joker on September 19, 2012, 05:43 PM
So what songs do you know that all the words in them start with f...

LimpBizkit come close:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tW4yXjwSXE

Haha! Good answer ... And the first time I've smiled all day.

tomos · « **Reply #704 on:** September 19, 2012, 07:49 PM »

^ good

IainB · « **Reply #705 on:** September 19, 2012, 10:31 PM »

Wow! Just spotted this clip from what looks like a seriously good SF-type spoof out of Pakistan. Going to see if I can find the full movie in the "International" section of my local DVD rental shop. Apparently 1990 vintage.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eoNLlHzPhI

Deozaan · « **Reply #706 on:** September 20, 2012, 12:22 AM »

Quote from: cmpm on September 19, 2012, 05:06 PM

poetry slam

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6wJl37N9C0

Is this humorous?

Renegade · « **Reply #707 on:** September 20, 2012, 04:12 AM »

One for cranioscopical:

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Renegade · « **Reply #708 on:** September 21, 2012, 03:29 AM »

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Arizona Hot · « **Reply #709 on:** September 21, 2012, 03:34 AM »

Quote from Cosmic Log - whimsy:
My favorite from Twitter: "Now that we have evidence for the Higgs it doesn’t make sense to keep calling it 'the god particle.'"

Renegade · « **Reply #710 on:** September 21, 2012, 04:13 AM »

Just way too funny:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/12/man-pays-137-traffic-ticket-with-origami-pigs_n_1877766.html

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Man Pays $137 Traffic Ticket With 137 Origami Pigs In Donut Boxes (PHOTOS, VIDEO)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yTBHCNHaQo

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http://imgur.com/a/4fQVF

BWAHAHAHAAHA~!

TaoPhoenix · « **Reply #711 on:** September 21, 2012, 04:31 AM »

Heh they originally got all grouchy with the pigs and finally someone "got it" and laughed.

Renegade · « **Reply #712 on:** September 21, 2012, 04:46 AM »

Quote from: TaoPhoenix on September 21, 2012, 04:31 AM

Heh they originally got all grouchy with the pigs and finally someone "got it" and laughed.

Make sure to check out the other pictures there. Simply fantastic!

IainB · « **Reply #713 on:** September 21, 2012, 04:50 AM »

Loved the $137 piggies. Cute.
Just saw this YouTube vid. Not being an American, I had to work to understand the peculiar references to Romney "Jen" and the campaign PR, but once I did I thought it seemed quite clever/funny. The Aussies have the term "Dorothy Dixer" for this.

~~http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86FqN3raehs~~
(Can't embed this.)
Link is: http://meemsy.com/v/3721

Deozaan · « **Reply #714 on:** September 21, 2012, 04:52 AM »

Quote from: IainB on September 21, 2012, 04:50 AM

Loved the $137 piggies. Cute.
Just saw this YouTube vid. Not being an American, I had to work to understand the peculiar references to Romney "Jen" and the campaign PR, but once I did I thought it seemed quite clever/funny. The Aussies have the term "Dorothy Dixer" for this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86FqN3raehs
(Can't embed this.)

Huh? There's no subtitles. That's just the original clip. Or am I missing something?

IainB · « **Reply #715 on:** September 21, 2012, 05:00 AM »

Quote from: Deozaan on September 21, 2012, 04:52 AM

Huh? There's no subtitles. That's just the original clip. Or am I missing something?

Sorry. Wrong link. Fixed it now.

IainB · « **Reply #716 on:** September 21, 2012, 05:24 AM »

Quote from: Arizona Hot on September 21, 2012, 03:34 AM

Quote from Cosmic Log - whimsy:
My favorite from Twitter: "Now that we have evidence for the Higgs it doesn’t make sense to keep calling it 'the god particle.'"

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Renegade · « **Reply #717 on:** September 21, 2012, 05:04 PM »

I got this from an audio hardware manufacturer:

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TaoPhoenix · « **Reply #718 on:** September 21, 2012, 08:15 PM »

Did y'all hear the one where Judge Wapner had trouble accessing DC on his iPad?

Quote from: mouser on June 05, 2012, 06:40 PM

have you tried accessing the mobile version of the forum?

just add wap, wap2, ... into your url, like follows:

http://www.donationcoder.com/forum/index.php?wap
http://www.donationcoder.com/forum/index.php?wap2

Renegade · « **Reply #719 on:** September 22, 2012, 05:11 PM »

There once was an Ontarian who's life long dream it was to be a Newfie. One day the man finally saw his doctor about it. The doctor examined him and gave him the prognosis, "Well, if you really want to be a Newfie there is a surgery I can perform, but I have to remove 1/3 of your brain." The Ontarian was so excited, he agreed to do it right away.

During the surgery however, the doctor's hand slipped. The doctor was so upset that he sat next to the man in the recovery room until he woke up. Finally the Ontarian woke up. The doctor immediately explain what happened, and told the Ontarian, "I am so sorry sir, my hand slipped during the surgery and I accidentally cut out 2/3 of your brain instead of 1/3."

The Ontarian looked confused and replied "Que ce que vous dit monsuier?"

http://invadecanada.us/

tomos · « **Reply #720 on:** September 22, 2012, 05:45 PM »

Quote from: Renegade on September 22, 2012, 05:11 PM

There once was an Ontarian who's life long dream it was to be a Newfie. One day the man finally saw his doctor about it. The doctor examined him and gave him the prognosis, "Well, if you really want to be a Newfie there is a surgery I can perform, but I have to remove 1/3 of your brain." The Ontarian was so excited, he agreed to do it right away.

During the surgery however, the doctor's hand slipped. The doctor was so upset that he sat next to the man in the recovery room until he woke up. Finally the Ontarian woke up. The doctor immediately explain what happened, and told the Ontarian, "I am so sorry sir, my hand slipped during the surgery and I accidentally cut out 2/3 of your brain instead of 1/3."

The Ontarian looked confused and replied "Que ce que vous dit monsuier?"

ouch -that was very funny- but not for the Quebecois

Renegade · « **Reply #721 on:** September 22, 2012, 06:18 PM »

Did you hear about the guy with a map of Canada tattoed on his rear end?

Every time he sits down, Quebec separates.

The site is hilarious.

http://invadecanada.us/

f0dder · « **Reply #722 on:** September 22, 2012, 06:36 PM »

Quote from: tomos on September 22, 2012, 05:45 PM

ouch -that was very funny- but not for the Quebecois

...but pretty fitting for anybody who believes anybody should speak French. Really

kyrathaba · « **Reply #723 on:** September 23, 2012, 01:22 PM »

kyrathaba · « **Reply #724 on:** September 23, 2012, 01:24 PM »