Author Topic: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content] (Read 5,847,927 times)

TaoPhoenix · « **Reply #575 on:** August 11, 2012, 01:08 PM »

Mother Nature is NSFW.

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Renegade · « **Reply #576 on:** August 11, 2012, 04:58 PM »

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Renegade · « **Reply #577 on:** August 11, 2012, 05:03 PM »

This is fantastic~!

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tomos · « **Reply #578 on:** August 11, 2012, 06:54 PM »

Quote from: Renegade on August 11, 2012, 04:58 PM

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what's your man's name (English comedian I think?)

Fox is good, all right!

Renegade · « **Reply #579 on:** August 11, 2012, 07:11 PM »

Quote from: tomos on August 11, 2012, 06:54 PM

Quote from: Renegade on August 11, 2012, 04:58 PM
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what's your man's name (English comedian I think?)

Fox is good, all right!

I don't know the guy's name. I just saw the pic on FB and laughed, and thought I'd pass it on.

Maybe someone else knows?

Renegade · « **Reply #580 on:** August 11, 2012, 08:16 PM »

For mouser:

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nosh · « **Reply #581 on:** August 12, 2012, 08:21 PM »

[So true...

] <-- just realized this applies to Ren's pic above and the one I just posted.

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I'd pay to watch!

IainB · « **Reply #582 on:** August 13, 2012, 08:33 AM »

Quote from: Renegade on August 11, 2012, 07:11 PM

Quote from: tomos on August 11, 2012, 06:54 PM
Quote from: Renegade on August 11, 2012, 04:58 PM
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what's your man's name (English comedian I think?)
Fox is good, all right!
I don't know the guy's name. I just saw the pic on FB and laughed, and thought I'd pass it on. Maybe someone else knows?

Here - it's Jimmy Carr on the WTC:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPKGdEAsEMw

Renegade · « **Reply #583 on:** August 13, 2012, 11:06 AM »

^^ Ah - Never seen that before. I'll look for a longer clip as it seems pretty funny.

Renegade · « **Reply #584 on:** August 16, 2012, 12:56 AM »

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Renegade · « **Reply #585 on:** August 16, 2012, 02:17 AM »

What would you say if you saw a old midget in a wheelchair with his face painted brown and a blue mohawk haircut with a riding crop and a dog leash on a tall blonde woman with the back of her mohawk dyed black as she wears net stockings, a short miniskirt, a low cut blouse revealing massive tits, in boots that you'd expect to see on an astronaut, martian antennae stuck to her forehead, with her hands handcuffed behind her back, while they're crossing the street at a crosswalk?

Answer...

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Deozaan · « **Reply #586 on:** August 16, 2012, 03:42 AM »

Quote from: Renegade on August 16, 2012, 12:56 AM

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Too bad it's essentially just high speed NFC. Get it working long range at that speed and then... Well, never mind. Some technologies just shouldn't exist.

TaoPhoenix · « **Reply #587 on:** August 16, 2012, 05:14 AM »

Presidential Leadership:

http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8423/7743236080_bacbdb6874_o.jpg

Begs for Captions!

nosh · « **Reply #588 on:** August 16, 2012, 07:22 AM »

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kyrathaba · « **Reply #589 on:** August 18, 2012, 01:30 AM »

A farmer goes in half with a friend to buy a bull so he can increase his stock.
A couple of weeks later the friend comes by to see how his investment is doing.
The farmer complains that the bull just eats grass and won't look at the cows.
His friend suggests that a veterinarian have a look at the bull.
The following week his friend returns to see if the vet helped.
The farmer looks delighted: "The bull has taken care of all my cows, broke through the fence,
and has even serviced all my neighbor's cows!
"Wow," says his friend, "what did the vet do to that bull?"
"Just gave him some pills'" said the farmer.
"What kind of pills?" asked his friend.
"I don't know, but they sort of taste like peppermint."

TaoPhoenix · « **Reply #590 on:** August 18, 2012, 08:15 AM »

Tangentially related to the topic meme: If you're not working, nothing is NSFW!

4wd · « **Reply #591 on:** August 18, 2012, 11:12 AM »

Quote from: TaoPhoenix on August 18, 2012, 08:15 AM

Tangentially related to the topic meme: If you're not working, nothing is NSFW!

Look at me I'm self-employed
I love to work at nothing all day

Renegade · « **Reply #592 on:** August 18, 2012, 12:56 PM »

Quote from: 4wd on August 18, 2012, 11:12 AM

Quote from: TaoPhoenix on August 18, 2012, 08:15 AM
Tangentially related to the topic meme: If you're not working, nothing is NSFW!

Look at me I'm self-employed
I love to work at nothing all day

You can always tell when the self-employed people aren't very busy as they seem to post a lot more at DC then...

Renegade · « **Reply #593 on:** August 18, 2012, 01:02 PM »

More stuff that you just can't make up...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/08/16/jackmeoff-mudd-arrested-florida_n_1792366.html?

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Jackmeoff Mudd Arrested In Fort Lauderdale

A South Florida man with an unfortunate name -- or a strong commitment to pranking police -- was arrested last Friday on a litany of charges in Fort Lauderdale.

Jackmeoff Mudd, 54, was arrested on charges of assault, disorderly conduct, resisting an officer, possession of alcohol in an open container, and violation of probation.

There are more crazy names there, e.g. "Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop".

Seriously? Yep.

kyrathaba · « **Reply #594 on:** August 18, 2012, 04:45 PM »

A COWBOY TOMBSTONE . Here are the Five Rules for Men to Follow for a Happy Life that Russell J. Larsen had inscribed on his headstone in Logan , Utah . He died not knowing that he would win the 'Coolest Headstone' contest. FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE:

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust, and doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed, and likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other or you could end up dead like me.

Renegade · « **Reply #595 on:** August 18, 2012, 05:31 PM »

Quote from: kyrathaba on August 18, 2012, 04:45 PM

A COWBOY TOMBSTONE . Here are the Five Rules for Men to Follow for a Happy Life that Russell J. Larsen had inscribed on his headstone in Logan , Utah . He died not knowing that he would win the 'Coolest Headstone' contest. FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE:

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust, and doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed, and likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other or you could end up dead like me.

Oh shit that was funny~!

Glad I didn't have anything in my mouth or I'd have spewed it out~!

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #596 on:** August 18, 2012, 07:05 PM »

Quote from: Renegade on August 18, 2012, 01:02 PM

More stuff that you just can't make up...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/08/16/jackmeoff-mudd-arrested-florida_n_1792366.html?

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Jackmeoff Mudd Arrested In Fort Lauderdale

A South Florida man with an unfortunate name -- or a strong commitment to pranking police -- was arrested last Friday on a litany of charges in Fort Lauderdale.

Jackmeoff Mudd, 54, was arrested on charges of assault, disorderly conduct, resisting an officer, possession of alcohol in an open container, and violation of probation.

There are more crazy names there, e.g. "Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop".

Seriously? Yep.

I guess Jackmeoff expects the worst since "his name is Mudd".

City names can be funny also: 11 wackiest signs for actual cities

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Arizona Hot · « **Reply #597 on:** August 19, 2012, 07:28 AM »

For those who didn't understand the "his name is Mudd" reference, here is an article explaning the history and meaning of the phrase.

Stoic Joker · « **Reply #598 on:** August 19, 2012, 12:19 PM »

Okay, so Ads are trying harder and harder to grab our attention (and I'm fairly jaded), but this (Email subject line) one caught me completely off guard this (pre-coffee) morning: Need a little study break? Cooking Meth is always fun....

W..T..F..?

Here's a screen shot:
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IainB · « **Reply #599 on:** August 20, 2012, 03:06 AM »

A superb guide to life-skills from The Onion:

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There's No Problem I Can Handle
By T. Eric Mayhew
September 28, 2005 | ISSUE 41•39
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