Author Topic: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content] (Read 5,847,927 times)

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #5750 on:** May 23, 2019, 09:52 PM »

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From my email.

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #5751 on:** May 24, 2019, 05:31 PM »

Duty calls. Is your phone turned off?

How much irony are you allowed to bring on a plane?

Does irony cause problems during a MRI scan?

tomos · « **Reply #5752 on:** June 02, 2019, 10:03 PM »

^enjoyed the tattoos one

tomos · « **Reply #5753 on:** June 02, 2019, 10:19 PM »

via https://www.gemmacorrell.com/

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

:D

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #5754 on:** June 02, 2019, 10:44 PM »

@tomos Life is a bowl of cherries.

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #5755 on:** June 09, 2019, 06:18 AM »

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Hilarious Signs Only Found In Texas

Curt · « **Reply #5756 on:** June 11, 2019, 07:58 PM »

Is it really a job for Wonder Woman / Superman ?

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panzer · « **Reply #5757 on:** June 18, 2019, 05:38 PM »

panzer · « **Reply #5758 on:** June 18, 2019, 05:39 PM »

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #5759 on:** June 19, 2019, 10:40 PM »

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The Funniest, Epic T-Shirt Fails You Have to See for Yourself

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #5760 on:** June 28, 2019, 04:25 PM »

Zombies love brainfood.

holt · « **Reply #5761 on:** July 04, 2019, 12:47 PM »

Hackers (2/13) Movie CLIP - Pool on the Roof (1995)
"You mean, I'm not in your class?" Jonny Lee Miller
"No, you're not in my class." Angelina Jolie

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #5762 on:** July 15, 2019, 02:40 PM »

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He Bet Me That He Could Touch His Head To The Ceiling

My Friend Lost A Bet 5 Years Ago And His Friends Changed His Name. He Just Found Out It Was Actually Accepted Last Week When His Passport Expired. He Has To Wait 3 Years To Fix It

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Same site.

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #5763 on:** July 16, 2019, 04:21 PM »

Do you walk trash to the trashcan as well as talk it?

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #5764 on:** July 18, 2019, 08:47 PM »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsgdmqkAAs8

Hilarious Halloween scare prank on campus

app103 · « **Reply #5765 on:** July 24, 2019, 10:58 AM »

Speaking of Halloween...

And for anyone that doesn't understand:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcYG-5b7448

wraith808 · « **Reply #5766 on:** July 29, 2019, 03:44 PM »

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #5767 on:** August 12, 2019, 01:57 AM »

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Bazooka Josephine - People Of Walmart

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #5768 on:** August 12, 2019, 07:16 PM »

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Wet Floor

Sad But True

More in the archive below.

holt · « **Reply #5769 on:** August 12, 2019, 10:47 PM »

Big fleas poem: https://answers.yahoo.com

The Siphonaptera, or Fleas
Big fleas have little fleas,
Apon their backs to bite 'em,
And little fleas have lesser fleas,
and so, ad infinitum.

The Centipede's Dilemma: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Centipede's_Dilemma

A centipede was happy – quite!
Until a toad in fun
Said, "Pray, which leg moves after which?"
This raised her doubts to such a pitch,
She fell exhausted in the ditch
Not knowing how to run.

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #5770 on:** August 20, 2019, 12:03 PM »

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Toddler celebrates with fist pump after helping brother escape crib

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #5771 on:** August 23, 2019, 06:25 PM »

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My last car was a real lemon, so this time I got an avocado

Subway's Avocado Car for Sale on Craigslist

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #5772 on:** August 25, 2019, 08:48 PM »

If you're outside and feel you have the attention span of a gnat, there's probably a gnat buzzing around you with your attention span.

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #5773 on:** August 31, 2019, 08:01 PM »

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A governor intervened so this mom could keep her hilarious license plate

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #5774 on:** September 02, 2019, 03:07 AM »

Have you seen "The Dogfather"? It's the story of the Godfather's dog.