Author Topic: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content] (Read 5,847,927 times)

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #5575 on:** August 04, 2018, 05:33 PM »

Enter my mind minefield in order to blow you mind.

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #5576 on:** August 08, 2018, 05:30 PM »

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We eloped Announcement Postcard

Elopement announcement - funny canteloupe invitation

“Quite possibly the cutest elopement announcement EVER!

Not silly, but funny.

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #5577 on:** August 10, 2018, 04:09 AM »

No horror movie has ever actually "petrified" someone and no marijuana users have actually been physically "stoned".

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #5578 on:** August 10, 2018, 03:18 PM »

Have you ever been a victim of a shirk attack? They travel in schools.

Deozaan · « **Reply #5579 on:** August 10, 2018, 04:12 PM »

Quote from: Arizona Hot on August 10, 2018, 03:18 PM

a shirk attack

Teenagers, amirite?

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #5580 on:** August 18, 2018, 04:11 PM »

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Diet Water, Please!

Water melon bones

Diet water

Memes That Will Absolutely Make You Laugh Out Loud

panzer · « **Reply #5581 on:** August 20, 2018, 12:22 PM »

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #5582 on:** August 20, 2018, 06:24 PM »

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Poison berry ice cream

Curt · « **Reply #5583 on:** August 21, 2018, 09:36 AM »

Quote from: Arizona Hot on January 16, 2018, 02:15 PM

IainB · « **Reply #5584 on:** August 21, 2018, 01:50 PM »

Be careful out there...

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #5585 on:** August 23, 2018, 03:35 PM »

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After his daughter had a nightmare about her dad getting stuck in the computer, he made it a (sort of) reality

rjbull · « **Reply #5586 on:** August 27, 2018, 08:15 PM »

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #5587 on:** September 05, 2018, 06:31 AM »

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My next life by Woody Allen

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Coke bottle glasses girl

Target · « **Reply #5588 on:** September 06, 2018, 04:02 AM »

I don't think this needs any explanation (Finally! a solution!)

app103 · « **Reply #5589 on:** September 07, 2018, 07:41 PM »

mouser · « **Reply #5590 on:** September 08, 2018, 02:43 AM »

IainB · « **Reply #5591 on:** September 08, 2018, 11:33 PM »

Agency heads of MI5, the CIA and the KGB are having a competition and meet on neutral ground, on the edge of a big German forest.

The contest is as follows: each of their parties should catch a rabbit, using their espionage skills. The party that manages to catch the rabbit the quickest, wins.

First, the MI5 agents head for the forest. When they emerge eight hours later, they carry a live rabbit in a cage. “We posted lookouts around the forest, and after spotting the rabbit, we shadowed it until it showed us his hideout, we then just placed the cage over the entrance and waited for the rabbit to fall in our trap. Neat and simple.”

The CIA team enters the forest and emerges four hours later, holding a rabbit carcass which seems to have been shot and badly beaten several times. “We used satellite surveillance to acquire our target, but during the tracking, the subject tried to escape, so we had to use drastic measures. Still counts.” Nobody objects.

Now, it was the KGB’s turn. The four agents disappear into the forest, and return after only an hour. But they are not carrying a rabbit, but hold a bear between two of the agents. The bear is badly bruised, has a limp and keeps head held down, looking at the ground. Absently, he mumbles “I am a rabbit. My parents were both rabbits.”

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #5592 on:** September 12, 2018, 09:23 PM »

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Did Barron Trump wear a “I'm with Stupid” shirt next to his father?

For The Love Of God, Remove The Kid First

You Are NOT A Fly!

IainB · « **Reply #5593 on:** September 16, 2018, 05:44 AM »

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So dramatic! Dude from the weather channel bracing for his life, as 2 dudes just stroll past. #HurricaneFlorence

IainB · « **Reply #5594 on:** September 18, 2018, 01:47 AM »

Cross-posted from another discussion thread:

Quote from: IainB on September 18, 2018, 01:31 AM

I didn't watch this "indie" movie, after reading its (mostly unanimous) poor reviews, but I felt that one succint review in particular (below) was worth mention:
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The Incantation (2018)
Rating: 1/10
Oh, the horror!
31 July 2018
"This is a great movie if you're blind, and don't understand english..."

Copied from: ohmanoid's Review of The Incantation - IMDb - <https://www.imdb.com/review/rw4262444/?ref_=tt_urv>;

IainB · « **Reply #5595 on:** September 18, 2018, 01:50 AM »

Quote from: Arizona Hot on September 12, 2018, 09:23 PM

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Did Barron Trump wear a “I'm with Stupid” shirt next to his father?

#GiveItARest

IainB · « **Reply #5596 on:** September 20, 2018, 01:55 AM »

I don't know who/what the guy is in this BBC clip, nor what he's on about, but he's apparently just introduced a new expression into the lexicon of the English language - "exotic spresm": <https://order-order.com/2018/09/18/cables-exotic-spresm/>

The pundits seem to reckon he (probably) may have been trying (and failing) to be clever/trendy, by saying "erotic spasm", as the lady here (watch the guy's eyebrows): <https://twitter.com/MediaGuido/status/1042006841683857410>

These both look like "priceless clips" candidates.

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #5597 on:** September 24, 2018, 04:46 AM »

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Maybe they won't notice and will feed me anyway

The world doesn't make sense anymore

Why did I watch Rise of the Planet of the Apes last night?

IainB · « **Reply #5598 on:** October 03, 2018, 08:02 PM »

SafePlaces.swf (in the .ZIP file below) was something of a classic in its time - one that I recently dug up.
Is has some fun for young and old. Bit of an amusing puzzle.
The links to the music that the little guy has on his cassette player are broken though, but they may be on Wayback.
Have fun.
Clue: experiment by clicking objects with the mouse.

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #5599 on:** October 05, 2018, 08:26 PM »

If you kill someone named Herbert, is it considered "herbicide"?